#4238. Man Of The Century

A few days ago, the Orange Prolapse...

was at a MAGA rally in Sioux City, Iowa when Congressman Joe Mitchell presented him with a nicely framed, yet at the same time non-existent,

"Man Of The Century" participation award.  

For the love of Dump!

 

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Man Of The Century
sonofsaf

Man of the century
An Orange Prolapsin’ sign
McDonald’s he’ll dine
Gold port-a-jon
From dusk ’til dawn
‘Cause nothin’s outta line
Clown Stormy’s a cunt

Man of the century
Lee Greenwood country tunes
Creatures from lagoons
Trump Vodka sips and Bud Light shits
Trump’s yearning for cartoons
Clown Stormy’s a cunt

Pussy infections were yeasted
Adulterous crime flabbergasted
In hell, Satan’s smell of gas is blasted
Excrement’s done
Crap ain’t much fun
Trump’s, man of the century
A Kushner kosher Jew
Trumpin’, dumpin screw
A clown from a pie that still creams
A dumpster of cum too
Lawful porn you lucky loo 
Job to blow butt you to screw
MAGA what the fuck

 

Thanks For The Memory
Ella Fitzgerald

Thanks for the memory
Of candlelight and wine
Castles on the Rhine
The Parthenon
And moments on
The Hudson River line
How lovely it was

Thanks for the memory
Of rainy afternoons
Swingy Harlem tunes
And motor trips and burning lips
And burning toast and prunes
How lovely it was

Many's the time that we feasted
And many's the time that we fasted
Oh well, it was swell while it lasted
We did have fun
And no harm done
So, thanks for the memory
And strictly entre nous
Darling, how are you
And how are all the little dreams
That never did come true
Awfully glad I met you
Cheerio and toodle-oo
And thank you so much 

From 1934 to 1984, Ella Fitzgerald fisted the Burgh an amazing 40 times.  A little before my time.

She's often referred to as the "First Lady Of Song."  Not to be confused with First Lady Melania Trump... who's known as the "First Lady Of Thong."

The Big Lie 100:

#3952.  Stormy D. (Valerie --- Steve Winwood)

#3953.  Stormy D. (Stand By Me --- Ben E. King)

#3954.  Delaney Hall (Once And For All --- Hell Is For Heroes)

#3955.  Bari Weiss (Edelweiss --- The Sound Of Music)

#3956.  Bari Weiss (Pay The Price --- Twisted Sister)

#3957.  Wes Climer (Tree Climber --- Stellar Kart)

#3958.  Donald Is Very Gay (Drivin' My Life Away --- Eddie Rabbit)

#3959.  Carrie Buck (What The Fuck --- Bill Wurtz)

#3960.  The Donald's Big Lie (No Woman, No Cry --- Bob Marley)

#3961.  Glassman (Madman --- Crippled Black Phoenix)

#3962.  Glassman (Madman --- Silverchair)

#3963.  Hern (Learn --- Ari Hest)

#3964.  Trump Derangement Syndrome (Fading Kitten Syndrome --- ROAR) 

#3965.  John Wahl (The Wall --- Alok & Sevenn)

#3966.  Jackson (Jackson --- Dave Barnes)

#3967.  Jackson (Jackson --- Lucinda Williams)

#3968.  John Wahl (The Wall --- Willie Nelson)

#3969.  Celeste Maloy (Helen Of Troy --- Orchestral Manoeuvres In The Dark)

#3970.  Rick Jackson (To Jackson --- The Cribs)

#3971.  Reflecting Pool (Too Cool For School --- Fountains Of Wayne)

#3972.  J.D. Vance (Capri Pants --- Bikini Kill)

#3973.  J.D. Vance (Take A Chance --- Brother Cane)

#3974.  James (Games --- Ryan Adams)

#3975.  James (Games --- The Strokes)

#3976.  John James Is Boneless (Who Claims The Soulless --- Danzig)

#3977.  Mike Mazzei (Stir Crazy --- Unlike Pluto)

#3978.  Bruce Blakeman (Awaken --- Big Wild)

#3979.  Oberacker (Jacob's Ladder --- Bruce Springsteen)

#3980.  Kennedy (Jealousy --- Spoon)

#3981.  Steiner (Miner --- Kara's Flowers)

#3982.  Trump Is A Cunt From The Right (Ain't Even Done With The Night --- John Cougar Mellencamp)

#3983.  David Steiner (Granny Diner --- Grizzly Bear)

#3984.  Reflecting Pool (We Rule The School --- Belle & Sebastian)

#3985.  Oberacker (Jacob's Ladder --- Patrick Wolf)

#3986.  Oberacker (Jacob's Ladder --- Anne Murray)

#3987.  Bill Pulte (Bird Of Prey --- The Doors)

#3988.  Bill Pulte (Bird of Prey --- Army Of Lovers)

#3989.  Bill Pulte (New Year's Day --- U2)

#3990.  Steiner (Miner --- Kara's Flowers)

#3991.  Keep On Rowing (Keep on Growing --- Grateful Dead)

#3992.  Crank (Blank --- Smashing Pumpkins)

#3993.  John James (Head Games --- Foreigner)

#3994.  David Steiner (All Night Diner --- Taylor Swift)

#3995.  Downing (Drowning --- Stereophonics)

#3996.  The Immaculate Concussion (The Immaculate Rejection --- sonofsaf)

#3997.  Mitch (Bitch --- The Vaselines)

#3998.  Mitch (Bitch --- Stephen Lynch)

#3999.  Mitch (Bitch --- Yeah Yeah Yeahs)

#4000.  Tayvis (Save Us --- King's X)

#4001.  Sacrifice (Vincent Price --- Deep Purple)

#4002.  Save America Act (As A Matter Of Fact --- Babyface)

#4003.  Tiny Mushroom Trump Accounts (A Collection Of Accounts --- Superchunk)

#4004.  Trump Accounts (Shake Break Bounce --- The Chemical Brothers)

#4005.  Trump's Sacrifice (My Sacrifice --- Creed)

#4006.  Graham Platner (deli platter --- Johnny Utah)

#4007.  Shotwell (Bombshell --- Operation Ivy)

#4008.  The MAGA Meltdown (The Final Countdown --- Europe)

#4009.  Shotwell (Unwell --- Surf Curse)

#4010.  Lindsey Graham (Heather Graham --- Da Vinci's Notebook)

#4011.  Freedom Fuel (Rocket Fuel --- Alvin Lee)

#4012.  Mitch McConnell (Horizontal --- Bee Gees)

#4013.  Nancy Mace (Face To Face --- David Allan Coe)

#4014.  Darline (Darlene --- The Lumineers)

#4015.  Mike Lindell (NFL --- sonofsaf)

#4016.  Governor Stitt (Lickety Split --- Spiderbait)

#4017.  Hegseth (Deep Breath --- 32 Leaves)

#4018.  Pete Hegseth (The Black Death --- Something Rotten Broadway Musical)

#4019.  TNT (T.N.T. --- AC/DC)

#4020.  Orange Prolapse Fart (Kickstart My Heart --- Motley Crue)

#4021.  Big Lie Coup D'etat Was Wild (If I Ever Was A Child --- Wilco)

#4022.  Pickaxe Mountain (Sugar Mountain --- Neil Young)

#4023.  Governor Stitt (Lickety Split --- Devandra Banhart)

#4024.  Andy Biggs (Truffle Pigs ---  Matthew Goodman Band)

#4025.  Hegseth (Deep Breath --- The Sound)

#4026.  Andy Biggs (Blinking Pigs --- Little Dragon)

#4027.  Andy S. Biggs (We Are The Pigs --- Suede)

#4028.  Donald Trump's Blowing (Where Are You Going --- Dave Matthews Band)

#4029.  Kolodin (Violin --- They Might Be Giants)

#4030.  Hegseth (Til Death --- Christopher Sieber & Megan Hilty)

#4031.  Mitch McConnell (Horizontal --- All)

#4032.  Trump (Plump --- Hole)

#4033.  Thune (Goon --- Osees)

#4034.  Introducing Susan Collins (Introducing Mary Poppins --- Lin-Manuel Miranda & Emily Blunt)

#4035.  Tayvis (Save Us --- Feeder)

#4036.  Lance Schroyer (Destroyer --- Venom)

#4037.  Oberacker (Jacob's Ladder ---Incognito)

#4038.  Bill Pulte (Bird Of Prey --- Uriah Heep)

#4039.  Clayton (Satan --- The Dwarves)

#4040.  Jay Clayton (Unshaken --- D'Angelo)

#4041.  Jay Clayton (Awaken --- Breaking Benjamin)

#4042.  Clayton (Taken --- Snow Ghosts)

#4043.  Thune (Goon --- Moon Tooth)

#4044.  Oberacker (Jacob's Ladder --- Arlo Guthrie)

#4045.  Jay Clayton (Hail Satan --- Mindless Self Indulgence)

#4046.  Jeanine Pirro (Superhero --- Edie Brickell & The New Bohemians)

#4047.  Rick Brattin (Black Satin --- The Raveonettes)

#4048.  Sean Hannity (O' Sanity --- John Lennon & Yoko Ono)

#4049.  Moreno (Volcano --- Horse Jumper Of Love)

#4050.  Darline (Jolene --- Dolly Parton)

#4051.  Sean Hannity (Dark Sanity --- Mortician)

#4052.  John Braun (Walk On --- Deep Purple)

#4053.  John Braun (Walk On --- Roy Orbison)

#4054.  Bill Hagerty (Haphazardly --- Rhett Miller)

#4055.  Andy Ogles (Annie Oakley --- Miniature Tigers)

#4056.  Terafab (Taxi Cab --- The Naked Brothers Band)

#4057.  Terafab (Taxi Cab --- Vampire Weekend)

#4058.  Brent Taylor (Lost Sailor --- Grateful Dead)

#4059.  Tom Tiffany's Gonna Cheat (Epiphany On Mott Street --- The Waterboys)

#4060.  Tom Tiffany (Epiphany --- SG Lewis)

#4061.  Noem Is Deranged (Home On The Range --- John Denver)

#4062.  Noem (Home --- Low)

#4063.  Kristi Noem (Letters Home --- Childish Gambino)

#4064.  Noem (Home --- Casting Crowns)

#4065.  Jeanine Pirro (Superhero --- ChewieCatt)

#4066.  Mike Lindell (Go To Hell --- Alice Cooper)

#4067.  Trumper Dumper (Little Sister --- Queens Of The Stone Age)

#4068.  Noem (Home --- Aurora)

#4069.  ICE Gloves (White Gloves --- Khruangbin)

#4070.  Weinberger Stain (Hamburger Train --- Primus)

#4071.  Daylight Savings Time (Victim Or The Crime --- Grateful Dead)

#4072.  Megan Weinberger And Big Lies (I Love Cheeseburgers, Apple Pies --- Cake Pop)

#4073.  Karoline Leavitt (Letter Of Credit --- The Getaway Plan)

#4074.  ICE Gloves (God's Gloves --- Peace)

#4075.  MAGA Meg Weinberger (Big Kahuna Burger --- Knucks)

#4076.  MAGA Meg Weinberger (I Want A Hamburger --- Parry Gripp)

#4077.  Mace (Mace --- Blur)

#4078.  Kevin Rideout (Knock-Down Drag-Out --- Weezer)

#4079.  Jay Clayton (Hail Satan --- South Park)

#4080.  J.J. Grow (Let It Grow --- Black Lips)

#4081.  Round River (Big River --- Van Halen)

#4082.  J.J. Grow (Let It Grow --- Grateful Dead)

#4083.  J.J. Grow (Blow By Blow --- Fleetwood Mac)

#4084.  Kevin Rideout (Knock Down Drag Out --- Red Line Chemistry)

#4085.  John Rutherford (Old Thunderbird --- Devendra Banhart)

#4086.  Rutherford (Thunderbird --- Quiet Riot)

#4087.  Catalina (Ballerina --- Robin Trower) 

#4088.  ICE Gloves (Cracked Gloves --- Coast Modern)

#4089.  Catalina (Ballerina --- Oliver Hazard)

#4090.  Rutherford (Thunderbird --- ZZ Top)

#4091.  Mike Lindell (Go To Hell --- King's X)

#4092.  Mike Lindell (Go To Hell --- Blackpool)

#4093.  Nick Begich Punk (Smack My Bitch Up --- The Prodigy)

#4094.  Human Printer (TV Dinners --- ZZ Top)

#4095.  Trump's The Enemy (Flesh For Fantasy --- Billy Idol)

#4096.  Overton (Overdone --- Bombay Bicycle Club)

#4097.  Value Meal (Gates of Steal --- DEVO)

#4098.  Jeff Epstein Files (A Million Miles --- Goldfinger)

#4099.  Harp (Sharp --- Dexter & The Moon Rocks)

#4100.  Natalie Harp (Birth OF The Harp --- Amberian Dawn)

#4101.  Mike Lindell (Go To Hell --- Beast In Black)

#4102.  Catalina (Ballerina --- GRAY & DeVita)

#4103.  Eighty-Six Forty-Seven (When We All Get To Heaven --- Stars Go Dim)

#4104.  Eighty-Six Forty-Seven (Good Girls Go To Heaven --- Brooks & Dunn)

#4105.  Eighty-Six Forty-Seven (I Want To Go To Heaven --- Texas)

#4106.  Jeff Epstein Files (Five Hundred Miles --- Justin Timberlake)

#4107.  Jamieson Greer (You Need A Beer --- Parry Gripp)

#4108.  Jamieson Greer (Pussy Weed Beer --- Chastity Belt) 

#4109.  Lake America (White America --- Eminem)

#4110.  He's Mike P. Mazzei (She Drives Me Crazy --- Fine Young Cannibals)

#4111.  Mike Mazzei (She's Crazy --- The Kelly Family)

#4112.  MAGA Mike Mazzei (Mama He's Crazy --- The Judds)

#4113.  Mike P. Mazzei (Drive Me Crazy --- Ratt)

#4114.  Peters (Leaders --- Katatonia)

#4115.  Abbey Gate (Immolate --- Downswing)

#4116.  Harp (Carp --- Guttermouth)

#4117.  Begich (Ass Itch --- Korn)

#4118.  Abbey Gate (Interstate --- Neil Young)

#4119.  ICE (Ice --- Omen XIII)

#4120.  San Francisco's York (Air Conditioned Dork --- Big Black Delta)

#4121.  Abbey Gate Trump Warfare (Interstate Love Affair --- Night Ranger)

#4122.  Ontario (Scenario --- Dramarama)

#4123.  Trump's A Clown (Two Doors Down --- Dolly Parton)

#4124.  Needing A Ballroom (Queen Of The Ballroom --- Buddy Holly)

#4125.  Round River (Big River --- Grateful Dead)

#4126.  Trumpapalooza (Sons Of Medusa --- Emmure)

#4127.  Lake America (Fuck America --- The Taxpayers)

#4128.  Leon Black (Back In Black --- AC/DC)

#4129.  Bartiromo (Jocko Homo --- DEVO)

#4130.  Wendy (Trendy --- Reel Big Fish)

#4131.  Mike Lindell (Go To Hell --- Meiko)

#4132.  Wendy (Trendy --- Old Mervs)

#4133.   Only New America (Only In America --- Brooks & Dunn)

#4134.  New America (Miss America --- James Blunt)

#4135.  Sununu Plan (The Voodoo Man --- The Del-Vikings)

#4136.  Sununu (Some Voodoo --- Richie Kotzen)

#4137.  John Sununu (Deja Voodoo --- David Ramirez)

#4138.  John Sununu (Deja Voodoo --- Golden Earring)

#4139.  Nine Eleven (War In Heaven --- The Raveonettes)

#4140.  Nine Eleven (War In Heaven --- Tailgunner)

#4141.  Slopaganda (Propaganda --- of Montreal)

#4142.  Slopaganda (Propaganda --- Sparks)

#4143.  Sununu (It's Voodoo --- Still Corners)

#4144.  Nine Eleven (It's My Heaven --- Blake Shelton)

#4145.  Drone Port Shitshow (Airport Disco --- Athlete)

#4146.  Drone Port (Airport --- Rosie Tucker)

#4147.  Drone Port (Airport --- Horse Jumper Of Love)

#4148.  New America (Miss America --- Blur)

#4149.  French Piss (French Kiss --- Still Corners)

#4150.  'Flecting Pool (My Old School --- Steely Dan)

#4151.  New America (Miss America --- Carolina Liar)

#4152.  Affordability (Vulnerability --- Mariah Carey)

#4153.  Affordability - Shit (Vulnerability - Skit --- Sunshine Anderson)

#4154.  Stormy D. (You And Me --- Kitty Wells & Red Foley)

#4155.  AI (Cream Pie --- Cane Hill)

#4156.  AI Lie (Tie-Dye Sky --- GRiZ)

#4157.  The Gift Of AI (To Live Is To Die --- Metallica)

#4158.  AI (Blue Sky --- Meat Loaf)

#4159.  AI (Blue Sky --- Allman Brothers)

#4160.  AI Force (No Remorse --- Kylesa)

#4161.  AI Czar (Shooting Star --- Bad Company)

#4162.  Slopaganda (Propaganda --- Sepultura)

#4163.  AI (Tie-Dye --- Tindertsicks)

#4164.  AI (Goodbye --- Night Ranger)

#4165.  Triumphal Arch (Mickey Mouse March --- The Mouseketeers)

#4166.  Trump's Triumphal Arch (A Full Moon In March --- The Waterboys)

#4167.  The Colosseum (The Strange Museum --- Paul Weller)

#4168.  Freedom Fest (House Arrest --- Jimmy Eat World)

#4169.  Ford's Theatre (Sweet Cheater --- Ratt)

#4170.  Big Lie AI (Goodbye Blue Sky --- Pink Floyd)

#4171.  Triumphal Arch (The Ides Of March --- Silverstein)

#4172.  New America (In America --- Creed)

#4173.  Nine Eleven (Made In Heaven --- Queen)

#4174.  John Sununu (Deja Voodoo --- Golden Earring)

#4175.  Jesse Waters (Stormy Waters --- Visions Of Atlantis)

#4176.  Straits Of Hormuz (Rhythm And Blues --- The Head And The Heart)

#4177.  SI (The Eye --- Radiator Hospital)

#4178.  Donald's Super Intelligence (17 Pink Sugar Elephants --- Vashti Bunyan)

#4179.  Kristi Noem! (Stay At Home! --- CG5)

#4180.  Joe Kent (Cement --- Ty Segall)

#4181.  SI (The Lie --- Bad Religion)

#4182.  Eric Schmitt (Hypocrite --- Alien Weaponry)

#4183.  Pink Slime (Prime Time --- Alan Parsons Project)

#4184.  Pink Slime (Big Time --- Peter Gabriel)

#4185.  Witness At Your Service (U.S. Postal Slogan)

#4186.  (Fuckin' Shitshow) Kenneth Paxton

#4187.  Tom Cotton (Forgotten --- Dinah Washington)

#4188.  Tom Cotton (Forgotten --- Combichrist)

#4189.  Tom Cotton (Forgotten --- The Gathering)

#4190.  Tom Cotton (Forgotten --- Punch Brothers)

#4191.  Pete Ricketts Ain't Very Nice (Two Tickets To Paradise --- Eddie Money)

#4192.  Homo Bessent (Coral Crescent --- The Low Anthem)

#4193.  Lay Down Sally (Trump Clown Rally --- Eric Clapton)

#4194.  Tom Cotton (Forgotten --- The Relapse Symphony)

#4195.  Tom Cotton (Forgotten --- Korn)

#4196.  Tom Cotton (Forgotten --- Avril Lavigne)

#4197.  Dan Scavino (Gran Torino --- Greyhaven)

#4198.  Kenneth Paxton (Satisfaction --- Richie Spice)

#4199.  Susan Dell (Infidel --- The Bouncing Souls)

#4200. Pete Hegseth (Killed By Death --- Motorhead)

#4201. Kate Zacharia (Christ The Messiah --- Michael W. Smith)

#4202. Kate Zacharia (Handel's Messiah --- Relient K)

#4203.  Trump Ocean (Slow Motion --- David Gray)

#4204.  Trump Ocean (Slow Motion --- Leo Sayer)

#4205.  Zacharia Is The Cunt Of D.C. (Diarrhea Runs In The Family --- Bloodhound Gang)

#4206.  Trump Ocean (Slow Motion --- Lifehouse)

#4207.  Elon (Dear John sitcom theme song --- Deborah Lurie)

#4208.  Guilfoyle (Snake Oil --- TENDER)

#4209.  Peter Hegseth (Peddlers Of Death --- Black Label Society)

#4210.  Guilfoyle (Snake Oil --- Embrace)

#4211.  Katie Zacharia (Roll Old Jeremiah --- Black Crowes)

#4212.  Husted --- (Cupid --- King's X)

#4213.  Husted --- (Cupid --- Jack Johnson)

#4214.  Husted --- (Cupid --- Rod Stewart)

#4215.  Husted --- (Cupid --- Hurts)

#4216.  Stupid Husted (Stupid Cupid --- Connie Francis)

#4217.  Kate Zacharia (It's The Messiah --- Wynonna Judd)

#4218.  Kristi Noem (Deja's Poem --- Blackstreet)

#4219.  Kristi Noem (Clinic Poem --- Rosie Tucker)

#4220.  Kristi Noem (Jeff's Snooze Poem --- The Wiggles)

#4221.  Kristi Lynn Noem (Epic Love Poem --- Deerhoof)

#4222.  Kristi Noem (Nigel's Poem --- Spinal Tap)

#4223.  Zacharia: Wants To Fuck You (Jambalaya: On The Bayou --- Hank Williams)

#4224.  Kristi Noem (Soldier's Poem --- Muse)

#4225.  Noem (Poem --- LP)

#4226.  Trash Island (An Island --- Devendra Banhart)

#4227.  Trash Island (An Island --- Chevelle)

#4228.  Trash Island (Bitch Island --- Mommy Long Legs)

#4229.  Kristi Noem (Eight Line Poem --- David Bowie)

#4230.  Alina Saad Habba (Personae Non Gratae --- Meshuggah)

#4231.  Ramaswamy Pissed Off Donald Trump (I Saw Mommy Kissing Santa Claus --- Jessica Simpson)

#4232.  Alina Saad Habba (Persona Non Grata --- Emmure)

#4233.  Noem Isn't Great (Poem 58 --- Chicago)

#4234.  Kristi Noem (High School Poem --- The Knife)

#4235.  Man Of The Century (Murder Your Memory --- Title Fight)

#4236.  Noem (Poem --- U.S. Girls)

#4237.  Donald Trump Will Swamp The Vote (My Dad Is A Motorboat --- Guided By Voices)

#4238.  Man Of The Century (Thanks For The Memories --- Ella Fitzgerald)

 

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