#4055. Andy Ogles

The Orange Prolapse suffered a calamitous loss in the Tennessee Republican primary. 

Congressman Andy Ogles (R-TN) faced widespread bipartisan pushback and criticism after posting online that "Muslims don't belong in American society" and stating on social media that "homosexuality has no place in America."

First, he blamed the posts on staffers.  Then fake news.  And finally on AI "generated" information.

 

Buccos are on a 4-game losing streak.

A dusting of patriotic sprinkles in honor of America's 250th Anniversary.  

The Secretary of War... is a piece of shit. 

Steelers host the Green Bay Packers at Acrisure this Thursday night.

Musk is about to build the biggest building in the world.  A 100 million+ square foot business outside Houston, TX known as Terafab.  Hella Dump!

Volunteer state voters said good riddance to Andy Ogles... a MAGA enthusiast and Orange Prolapse lyckophant.

 

 

Andy Ogles
sonofsaf

Donald’s tiny mushroom dick is (a) less filling mistake
Big Mac crook, a la carte, McRib’s back 
Pink slime was always fake

Washington, D.C. Jared is a Jew
Ivanka is a queer and mother fucker too
Fat clown shittin’
And Truth Social buffoon

Trump’s a fuckin’ Orange Prolapse
Trump’s a fuckin’ pure jag-off
Trump’s a fuckin’ orange shitshow
Donald Trump is so fucked up
Trump’s a fuckin’ orange shitshow
Trump’s a fuckin’ orange shitshow
Craps on a golden throne

Michael Cohen’s a rat, fundamental flaws
Riker’s Island dreading
No need for applause
Trumpin’ and dumpin’s a syndrome down
The Donald’s a clown

Senator John Thune’s majority is fucking you
Why’s he unkind, why’s Forty-seven a clown

Trump’s a fuckin’ Orange Prolapse
Trump’s a fuckin’ pure jag-off
Trump’s a fuckin’ orange shitshow
Donald Trump is so fucked up
Trump’s a fuckin’ orange shitshow
Trump’s a fuckin’ orange shitshow
Craps on a golden throne

The cock of snot
Hawks always chicken out
Donald’s job to blow
There’s never any doubt Trump’s a cunt
Cybertruck automobiles
There’s no doubt Elon Musk is gonna be a tax-lying cheat

Trump’s a fuckin’ Orange Prolapse
Trump’s a fuckin’ pure jag-off
Trump’s a fuckin’ orange shitshow
Donald Trump is so fucked up
Trump’s a fuckin’ orange shitshow
Trump’s a fuckin’ orange shitshow
Craps on a golden throne

 

Annie Oakley
Miniature Tigers

It's a very tiny risk that I'm willing to take
It's my foot, it's my heart, it's my back
That I'm willing to break

It's the dog in me who's barking at you
What am I doing here, everybody wants you
Hands down pilgrim
Your death is coming soon

I don't wanna move too fast
I don't wanna scare you off
I don't wanna move too slow
Someone's gonna snatch you up
I don't wanna move too slow
I don't wanna move too slow
And end up all alone

I'm like a house cat, waiting to be declawed
It's a shotgun wedding
I hate my in-laws
It's a drag draggin' them around town
It's dragging me down

If I don't act soon somebody's gonna get you
I wouldn't mind, I could never tie you down

I don't wanna move too fast
I don't wanna scare you off
I don't wanna move too slow
Someone's gonna snatch you up
I don't wanna move too slow
I don't wanna move too slow
And end up all alone

I've lost the plot
What was this all about?
Attack piano
The words are spilling out of my gun
Black blood from your new high heels
Stomping out someone who never should be lying at your feet

I don't wanna move too fast
I don't wanna scare you off
I don't wanna move too slow
Someone's gonna snatch you up
I don't wanna move too slow
I don't wanna move too slow
And end up all alone 
 

 

From 2011 to 2018, Miniature Tigers ambushed and streaked the Burgh a grand total of 5 times.  All different venues: The Smiling Moose, Stage AE, Cattivo, Club Cafe & Mr. Small's.  Never seen 'em.  

The Big Lie 100:

#3952.  Stormy D. (Valerie --- Steve Winwood)

#3953.  Stormy D. (Stand By Me --- Ben E. King)

#3954.  Delaney Hall (Once And For All --- Hell Is For Heroes)

#3955.  Bari Weiss (Edelweiss --- The Sound Of Music)

#3956.  Bari Weiss (Pay The Price --- Twisted Sister)

#3957.  Wes Climer (Tree Climber --- Stellar Kart)

#3958.  Donald Is Very Gay (Drivin' My Life Away --- Eddie Rabbit)

#3959.  Carrie Buck (What The Fuck --- Bill Wurtz)

#3960.  The Donald's Big Lie (No Woman, No Cry --- Bob Marley)

#3961.  Glassman (Madman --- Crippled Black Phoenix)

#3962.  Glassman (Madman --- Silverchair)

#3963.  Hern (Learn --- Ari Hest)

#3964.  Trump Derangement Syndrome (Fading Kitten Syndrome --- ROAR) 

#3965.  John Wahl (The Wall --- Alok & Sevenn)

#3966.  Jackson (Jackson --- Dave Barnes)

#3967.  Jackson (Jackson --- Lucinda Williams)

#3968.  John Wahl (The Wall --- Willie Nelson)

#3969.  Celeste Maloy (Helen Of Troy --- Orchestral Manoeuvres In The Dark)

#3970.  Rick Jackson (To Jackson --- The Cribs)

#3971.  Reflecting Pool (Too Cool For School --- Fountains Of Wayne)

#3972.  J.D. Vance (Capri Pants --- Bikini Kill)

#3973.  J.D. Vance (Take A Chance --- Brother Cane)

#3974.  James (Games --- Ryan Adams)

#3975.  James (Games --- The Strokes)

#3976.  John James Is Boneless (Who Claims The Soulless --- Danzig)

#3977.  Mike Mazzei (Stir Crazy --- Unlike Pluto)

#3978.  Bruce Blakeman (Awaken --- Big Wild)

#3979.  Oberacker (Jacob's Ladder --- Bruce Springsteen)

#3980.  Kennedy (Jealousy --- Spoon)

#3981.  Steiner (Miner --- Kara's Flowers)

#3982.  Trump Is A Cunt From The Right (Ain't Even Done With The Night --- John Cougar Mellencamp)

#3983.  David Steiner (Granny Diner --- Grizzly Bear)

#3984.  Reflecting Pool (We Rule The School --- Belle & Sebastian)

#3985.  Oberacker (Jacob's Ladder --- Patrick Wolf)

#3986.  Oberacker (Jacob's Ladder --- Anne Murray)

#3987.  Bill Pulte (Bird Of Prey --- The Doors)

#3988.  Bill Pulte (Bird of Prey --- Army Of Lovers)

#3989.  Bill Pulte (New Year's Day --- U2)

#3990.  Steiner (Miner --- Kara's Flowers)

#3991.  Keep On Rowing (Keep on Growing --- Grateful Dead)

#3992.  Crank (Blank --- Smashing Pumpkins)

#3993.  John James (Head Games --- Foreigner)

#3994.  David Steiner (All Night Diner --- Taylor Swift)

#3995.  Downing (Drowning --- Stereophonics)

#3996.  The Immaculate Concussion (The Immaculate Rejection --- sonofsaf)

#3997.  Mitch (Bitch --- The Vaselines)

#3998.  Mitch (Bitch --- Stephen Lynch)

#3999.  Mitch (Bitch --- Yeah Yeah Yeahs)

#4000.  Tayvis (Save Us --- King's X)

#4001.  Sacrifice (Vincent Price --- Deep Purple)

#4002.  Save America Act (As A Matter Of Fact --- Babyface)

#4003.  Tiny Mushroom Trump Accounts (A Collection Of Accounts --- Superchunk)

#4004.  Trump Accounts (Shake Break Bounce --- The Chemical Brothers)

#4005.  Trump's Sacrifice (My Sacrifice --- Creed)

#4006.  Graham Platner (deli platter --- Johnny Utah)

#4007.  Shotwell (Bombshell --- Operation Ivy)

#4008.  The MAGA Meltdown (The Final Countdown --- Europe)

#4009.  Shotwell (Unwell --- Surf Curse)

#4010.  Lindsey Graham (Heather Graham --- Da Vinci's Notebook)

#4011.  Freedom Fuel (Rocket Fuel --- Alvin Lee)

#4012.  Mitch McConnell (Horizontal --- Bee Gees)

#4013.  Nancy Mace (Face To Face --- David Allan Coe)

#4014.  Darline (Darlene --- The Lumineers)

#4015.  Mike Lindell (NFL --- sonofsaf)

#4016.  Governor Stitt (Lickety Split --- Spiderbait)

#4017.  Hegseth (Deep Breath --- 32 Leaves)

#4018.  Pete Hegseth (The Black Death --- Something Rotten Broadway Musical)

#4019.  TNT (T.N.T. --- AC/DC)

#4020.  Orange Prolapse Fart (Kickstart My Heart --- Motley Crue)

#4021.  Big Lie Coup D'etat Was Wild (If I Ever Was A Child --- Wilco)

#4022.  Pickaxe Mountain (Sugar Mountain --- Neil Young)

#4023.  Governor Stitt (Lickety Split --- Devandra Banhart)

#4024.  Andy Biggs (Truffle Pigs ---  Matthew Goodman Band)

#4025.  Hegseth (Deep Breath --- The Sound)

#4026.  Andy Biggs (Blinking Pigs --- Little Dragon)

#4027.  Andy S. Biggs (We Are The Pigs --- Suede)

#4028.  Donald Trump's Blowing (Where Are You Going --- Dave Matthews Band)

#4029.  Kolodin (Violin --- They Might Be Giants)

#4030.  Hegseth (Til Death --- Christopher Sieber & Megan Hilty)

#4031.  Mitch McConnell (Horizontal --- All)

#4032.  Trump (Plump --- Hole)

#4033.  Thune (Goon --- Osees)

#4034.  Introducing Susan Collins (Introducing Mary Poppins --- Lin-Manuel Miranda & Emily Blunt)

#4035.  Tayvis (Save Us --- Feeder)

#4036.  Lance Schroyer (Destroyer --- Venom)

#4037.  Oberacker (Jacob's Ladder ---Incognito)

#4038.  Bill Pulte (Bird Of Prey --- Uriah Heep)

#4039.  Clayton (Satan --- The Dwarves)

#4040.  Jay Clayton (Unshaken --- D'Angelo)

#4041.  Jay Clayton (Awaken --- Breaking Benjamin)

#4042.  Clayton (Taken --- Snow Ghosts)

#4043.  Thune (Goon --- Moon Tooth)

#4044.  Oberacker (Jacob's Ladder --- Arlo Guthrie)

#4045.  Jay Clayton (Hail Satan --- Mindless Self Indulgence)

#4046.  Jeanine Pirro (Superhero --- Edie Brickell & The New Bohemians)

#4047.  Rick Brattin (Black Satin --- The Raveonettes)

#4048.  Sean Hannity (O' Sanity --- John Lennon & Yoko Ono)

#4049.  Moreno (Volcano --- Horse Jumper Of Love)

#4050.  Darline (Jolene --- Dolly Parton)

#4051.  Sean Hannity (Dark Sanity --- Mortician)

#4052.  John Braun (Walk On --- Deep Purple)

#4053.  John Braun (Walk On --- Roy Orbison)

#4054.  Bill Hagerty (Haphazardly --- Rhett Miller)

#4055.  Andy Ogles (Annie Oakley --- Miniature Tigers) 

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