I'm gonna give Senator Mitch McConnell a "shadowy" Orange Prolapse Trophy.
Well deserved! (An Orange Prolapse is bartender slang for a Dewars on the rocks)
Let's put the Jew...
back in the 4th of Jew-lie.
Mitch
sonofsaf
He’s Mitch
Likes dildo toys
Mitch, Mitch, Mitch
The fake news destroy
So fucked up
Mushroom dick for Stormy
Best Jag-off
WHORE!
Learning and cheating to cheat
Trump’s stalls are toilet freaking
Golden golden golden gold toilet’s a stall
The orange clown’s ass doth stink
Because he’s a piece of shit
Such a cunt
The Donald’s so fucked up
He’s so fucked up
WHORE!
He’s Mitch
Likes dildo toys
Mitch, Mitch, Mitch
The fake news destroy
The fake news destroy
Gay
Learning and cheating to cheat
Trump’s stalls are toilet freaking
Golden golden golden gold toilet’s a stall
Learning and cheating to cheat
Trump’s stalls are toilet freaking
Golden golden golden gold toilet’s a stall
Mitch, Mitch, Mitch, Mitch, Mitch, Mitch
Mitch, Mitch, Mitch, Mitch, Mitch, Mitch
Mitch, Mitch, Mitch, Mitch, Mitch, Mitch
Mitch, Mitch, Mitch, Mitch, Mitch, Mitch
Mitch, Mitch, Mitch, Mitch, Mitch, Mitch
Mitch, Mitch, Mitch, Mitch, Mitch, Mitch
Mitch, Mitch, Mitch, Mitch, Mitch, Mitch
Mitch, Mitch, Mitch, Mitch, Mitch, Mitch
Mitch, Mitch, Mitch, Mitch, Mitch, Mitch
Mitch, Mitch, Mitch, Mitch, Mitch, Mitch
Rich
Yeah Yeah Yeahs
I'm rich
Like a hot noise
Rich, rich, rich
I'll take you out boy
So stuck up
Wish you'd stick in to me
Flesh ripped off
RAAAAAWR
Turning it beating no beat
The walls are always speaking
No want no want no want no speaking at all
She slipped down a rot drink
Unzipped she doesn't exist
So unloved
I took 'em standing up
So stuck up
RAAAAAWR
I'm rich
Like a hot noise
Rich, rich, rich
I'll take you out boy
I'll take you out boy
Hey
Turning it beating no beat
The walls are always speaking
No want no want no want no speaking at all
Turning it beating no beat
The walls are always speaking
No want no want no want no speaking at all
Rich, rich, rich, rich, rich, rich
Rich, rich, rich, rich, rich, rich
Rich, rich, rich, rich, rich, rich
Rich, rich, rich, rich, rich, rich
Rich, rich, rich, rich, rich, rich
Rich, rich, rich, rich, rich, rich
Rich, rich, rich, rich, rich, rich
Rich, rich, rich, rich, rich, rich
Rich, rich, rich, rich, rich, rich
Rich, rich, rich, rich, rich, rich
The Yeah Yeah Yeahs played the burgh just once. Back in 2002 at Club Laga. I was not in attendance. Never seen 'em.
The Big Lie 100:
#3952. Stormy D. (Valerie --- Steve Winwood)
#3953. Stormy D. (Stand By Me --- Ben E. King)
#3954. Delaney Hall (Once And For All --- Hell Is For Heroes)
#3955. Bari Weiss (Edelweiss --- The Sound Of Music)
#3956. Bari Weiss (Pay The Price --- Twisted Sister)
#3957. Wes Climer (Tree Climber --- Stellar Kart)
#3958. Donald Is Very Gay (Drivin' My Life Away --- Eddie Rabbit)
#3959. Carrie Buck (What The Fuck --- Bill Wurtz)
#3960. The Donald's Big Lie (No Woman, No Cry --- Bob Marley)
#3961. Glassman (Madman --- Crippled Black Phoenix)
#3962. Glassman (Madman --- Silverchair)
#3963. Hern (Learn --- Ari Hest)
#3964. Trump Derangement Syndrome (Fading Kitten Syndrome --- ROAR)
#3965. John Wahl (The Wall --- Alok & Sevenn)
#3966. Jackson (Jackson --- Dave Barnes)
#3967. Jackson (Jackson --- Lucinda Williams)
#3968. John Wahl (The Wall --- Willie Nelson)
#3969. Celeste Maloy (Helen Of Troy --- Orchestral Manoeuvres In The Dark)
#3970. Rick Jackson (To Jackson --- The Cribs)
#3971. Reflecting Pool (Too Cool For School --- Fountains Of Wayne)
#3972. J.D. Vance (Capri Pants --- Bikini Kill)
#3973. J.D. Vance (Take A Chance --- Brother Cane)
#3974. James (Games --- Ryan Adams)
#3975. James (Games --- The Strokes)
#3976. John James Is Boneless (Who Claims The Soulless --- Danzig)
#3977. Mike Mazzei (Stir Crazy --- Unlike Pluto)
#3978. Bruce Blakeman (Awaken --- Big Wild)
#3979. Oberacker (Jacob's Ladder --- Bruce Springsteen)
#3980. Kennedy (Jealousy --- Spoon)
#3981. Steiner (Miner --- Kara's Flowers)
#3982. Trump Is A Cunt From The Right (Ain't Even Done With The Night --- John Cougar Mellencamp)
#3983. David Steiner (Granny Diner --- Grizzly Bear)
#3984. Reflecting Pool (We Rule The School --- Belle & Sebastian)
#3985. Oberacker (Jacob's Ladder --- Patrick Wolf)
#3986. Oberacker (Jacob's Ladder --- Anne Murray)
#3987. Bill Pulte (Bird Of Prey --- The Doors)
#3988. Bill Pulte (Bird of Prey --- Army Of Lovers)
#3989. Bill Pulte (New Year's Day --- U2)
#3990. Steiner (Miner --- Kara's Flowers)
#3991. Keep On Rowing (Keep on Growing --- Grateful Dead)
#3992. Crank (Blank --- Smashing Pumpkins)
#3993. John James (Head Games --- Foreigner)
#3994. David Steiner (All Night Diner --- Taylor Swift)
#3995. Downing (Drowning --- Stereophonics)
#3996. The Immaculate Concussion (The Immaculate Rejection --- sonofsaf)
#3997. Mitch (Bitch --- The Vaselines)
#3998. Mitch (Bitch --- Stephen Lynch)
#3999. Mitch (Bitch --- Yeah Yeah Yeahs)
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