Let's give President Donald J. Trump a Make America GRATE Again Award.
Well deserved! Yet truth be told... Trump is a cunt.
So let it be written. So let it be done. Trump is a cunt from the right.
Trump Is A Cunt From The Right
sonofsaf
Orange Prolapse farts, cheatin’ blunder
A shitshow and cum dumpster load
Coup d’etat plans, kill the blue coppers
The Donald’s shittin’ has a job to blow
An anal dildo toy
Golden toilet just for you
Hella, smellin’ asshat and shit show
Ivanka is a Jew
Proud Boys gonna fight, Bud Light
Hell, The Donald’s shitshow
And oath keepin’ all night
Hell, let’s fight, Bud light
Evangelicals pray
He’s a cunt from the far right
Hell, far right, far right
Has no Y chromosome
Donald Trump is a cunt from the right
Hella shitshow
With no hard-ons
A job to blow no guidelines
His mushroom meat, Tahoe vacation
Shitshow is a cover-up McClown implied
An anal dildo toy
Golden toilet just for you
Hella, smellin’ asshat and shit show
Ivanka is a Jew
Proud Boys gonna fight, Bud Light
Hell, The Donald’s shitshow
And oath keepin’ all night
Hell, let’s fight, Bud light
Evangelicals pray
He’s a cunt from the far right
Hell, far right, far right
Has no Y chromosome
Donald Trump is a cunt from the right
[Instrumental Interlude]
Trump is a cunt from the right
Bud Light
Hell, The Donald’s shitshow
And oath keepin’ all night
Hell, let’s fight, Bud light
Evangelicals pray
He’s a cunt from the far right
Hell, far right, far right
Has no Y chromosome
Donald Trump is a cunt from the right
Yo, Trump is a cunt from the right
Yo-Yo, Trump is a cunt from the right
Yo, Trump is a cunt from the right
Yo-Yo, Trump is
Trump is a cunt form the right
Yo-Yo, Trump is a cunt from the right
Yo, Trump is a cunt from the right
Ain't Even Done With The Night
John Cougar Mellencamp
Well our hearts beat like thunder
I don't know why they don't explode
You got your hands in my back pockets
And sam cooke's singin' on the radio
You say that I'm the boy
Who can make it all come true
Well, I'm tellin' ya that I don't know
If I know what to do
You say that's all right, hold tight
Well, I don't even know
If I'm doin' this right
Well, all right, hold tight
We can stay out all day
We can run around all night
Well, all night, all night
Well, it's time to go home
And I ain't even done with the night
Well I don't know
No good come-ons
And I don't know no cool lines
I feel the heat of your frustration
I know it's burnin' you up deep down inside
You say that I'm the boy
Who can make it all come true
Well I'm tellin' ya that I don't know
If I know what to do
You say that's all right, hold tight
Well, I don't even know
If I'm doin' this right
Well, all right, hold tight
We can stay out all day
We can run around all night
Well, all night, all night
Well, it's time to go home
And I ain't even done with the night
[Instrumental Interlude]
Ain't even done with the night
Hold tight
Well, I don't even know
If I'm doin' this right
Well, all right, hold tight
We can stay out all day
We can run around all night
Well, all night, all night
Well, it's time to go home
And I ain't even done with the night
No, I ain't even done with the night
No, no, ain't even done with the night
No, I ain't even done with the night
No, no, ain't even
Ain't even done with the night
No, no, ain't even done with the night
No, I ain't even done with the night
From 1979 to the present, John Cougar has played the Burgh an impressive 24 times. Multiple employees at Star Lake have confirmed that he's a total fuckin' douchebag.
John Cougar Mellencamp:
9-21-02, Post-Gazette Pavillion, Burgettstown, PA (Farm Aid)
7-5-05, Post-Gazette Pavillion, Burgettstown, PA
9-16-17, KeyBank Pavillion, Burgettstown, PA (Farm-Aid)
The Big Lie 100:
#3952. Stormy D. (Valerie --- Steve Winwood)
#3953. Stormy D. (Stand By Me --- Ben E. King)
#3954. Delaney Hall (Once And For All --- Hell Is For Heroes)
#3955. Bari Weiss (Edelweiss --- The Sound Of Music)
#3956. Bari Weiss (Pay The Price --- Twisted Sister)
#3957. Wes Climer (Tree Climber --- Stellar Kart)
#3958. Donald Is Very Gay (Drivin' My Life Away --- Eddie Rabbit)
#3959. Carrie Buck (What The Fuck --- Bill Wurtz)
#3960. The Donald's Big Lie (No Woman, No Cry --- Bob Marley)
#3961. Glassman (Madman --- Crippled Black Phoenix)
#3962. Glassman (Madman --- Silverchair)
#3963. Hern (Learn --- Ari Hest)
#3964. Trump Derangement Syndrome (Fading Kitten Syndrome --- ROAR)
#3965. John Wahl (The Wall --- Alok & Sevenn)
#3966. Jackson (Jackson --- Dave Barnes)
#3967. Jackson (Jackson --- Lucinda Williams)
#3968. John Wahl (The Wall --- Willie Nelson)
#3969. Celeste Maloy (Helen Of Troy --- Orchestral Manoeuvres In The Dark)
#3970. Rick Jackson (To Jackson --- The Cribs)
#3971. Reflecting Pool (Too Cool For School --- Fountains Of Wayne)
#3972. J.D. Vance (Capri Pants --- Bikini Kill)
#3973. J.D. Vance (Take A Chance --- Brother Cane)
#3974. James (Games --- Ryan Adams)
#3975. James (Games --- The Strokes)
#3976. John James Is Boneless (Who Claims The Soulless --- Danzig)
#3977. Mike Mazzei (Stir Crazy --- Unlike Pluto)
#3978. Bruce Blakeman (Awaken --- Big Wild)
#3979. Oberacker (Jacob's Ladder --- Bruce Springsteen)
#3980. Kennedy (Jealousy --- Spoon)
#3981. Steiner (Miner --- Kara's Flowers)
#3982. Trump Is A Cunt From The Right (Ain't Even Done With The Night --- John Cougar Mellencamp)
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