#3977. Mike Mazzei

Two Republicans emerged victorious in a crowded Republican primary for Oklahoma Governor.

The Orange Prolapse has endorsed Mike "MAGA" Mazzei.  He'll face off against Gentner Drummond in a run-off on August 25.  And if you don't like the sound of that, here's a Trump Dump.

I've decided to endorse his "more establishment" opponent Mister Drummond.  I've also thrown my support behind the late Dana Plato a/k/a Kimberly Drummond.

The latter Drummond died from a prescription pill overdose in 1999.  She was 34 years old.

Bummer.

Mike Mazzei
sonofsaf

Hole of the bungs
Trump healthcare, built on top of despair
Trump’s drinking song
Trump Vodka was really fuckin’ queer

Trumpin’ dumpin’, dumpin’ on Stormy D.
Trumpin’ dumpin’, dumpin’ on Stormy D.

Donald’s fucked up
So tiny
Mushroom penis is worshiped by crazies, so hairbrained
Orange Prolapse clown
And pie of cream
Stop the steal is a scam Michael Paul Mazzei

Donald’s a cunt
Golden toilet for crapping’s a home run
Trump’s drinking song
Truth Social disorderly conduct

Trumpin’ dumpin’, dumpin’ on Stormy D.
Trumpin’ dumpin’, dumpin’ on Stormy D.

Donald’s fucked up
So tiny
Mushroom penis is worshiped by crazies, so hairbrained
Orange Prolapse clown
And pie of cream
Stop the steal is a scam Michael Paul Mazzei

Hole of the bungs
Trump healthcare, Donald Trump’s healthcare
Yinz jokin’
Hole of the bungs
Trump healthcare, Donald Trump’s healthcare
Yinz jokin’
Trump drinking song (drinking song)
Donald’s drinking song (drinking song)
Trump’s drinking song (drinking song)

Trumpin’ dumpin’, dumpin’ on Stormy D.
Trumpin’ dumpin’, dumpin’ on Stormy D.

Donald’s fucked up
So tiny
Mushroom penis is worshiped by crazies, so hairbrained
Orange Prolapse clown
And pie of cream
Stop the steal is a scam Michael Paul Mazei

 

 

Stir Crazy
Unlike Pluto

Burn up my lungs
Breathe the air, it's hard to try to care
But not for long
I'm never gon' be a souvenir

World spinnin', spinnin' all around me
World spinnin', spinnin' all around me

I am locked up
Sedate me
My mind is slowly pushin' up daisies, I am chained
On a lockdown
In a daydream
And it feels like I am stirring up crazy

Alert the ones
The fear is that we're having too much fun
But not for long
In the end of days for the corrupt

World spinnin', spinnin' all around me
World spinnin', spinnin' all around me

I am locked up
Sedate me
My mind is slowly pushin' up daisies, I am chained
On a lockdown
In a daydream
And it feels like I am stirring up crazy

Burn up my lungs
Breathe the air, when I breathe the air
I'm chokin'
Burns up my lungs
Breathe the air, when I breathe the air
I'm chokin'
But not for long (Not for long)
I hope not for long (Not for long)
But not for long (Not for long)

World spinnin', spinnin' all around me
World spinnin', spinnin' all around me

I am locked up
Sedate me
My mind is slowly pushin' up daisies, I am chained
On a lockdown
In a daydream
And it feels like I am stirring up crazy 

Unlike Pluto has never orbited the Burgh.  Never heard of 'em.

The Big Lie 100:

#3952.  Stormy D. (Valerie --- Steve Winwood)

#3953.  Stormy D. (Stand By Me --- Ben E. King)

#3954.  Delaney Hall (Once And For All --- Hell Is For Heroes)

#3955.  Bari Weiss (Edelweiss --- The Sound Of Music)

#3956.  Bari Weiss (Pay The Price --- Twisted Sister)

#3957.  Wes Climer (Tree Climber --- Stellar Kart)

#3958.  Donald Is Very Gay (Drivin' My Life Away --- Eddie Rabbit)

#3959.  Carrie Buck (What The Fuck --- Bill Wurtz)

#3960.  The Donald's Big Lie (No Woman, No Cry --- Bob Marley)

#3961.  Glassman (Madman --- Crippled Black Phoenix)

#3962.  Glassman (Madman --- Silverchair)

#3963.  Hern (Learn --- Ari Hest)

#3964.  Trump Derangement Syndrome (Fading Kitten Syndrome --- ROAR) 

#3965.  John Wahl (The Wall --- Alok & Sevenn)

#3966.  Jackson (Jackson --- Dave Barnes)

#3967.  Jackson (Jackson --- Lucinda Williams)

#3968.  John Wahl (The Wall --- Willie Nelson)

#3969.  Celeste Maloy (Helen Of Troy --- Orchestral Manoeuvres In The Dark)

#3970.  Rick Jackson (To Jackson --- The Cribs)

#3971.  Reflecting Pool (Too Cool For School --- Fountains Of Wayne)

#3972.  J.D. Vance (Capri Pants --- Bikini Kill)

#3973.  J.D. Vance (Take A Chance --- Brother Cane)

#3974.  James (Games --- Ryan Adams)

#3975.  James (Games --- The Strokes)

#3976.  John James Is Boneless (Who Claims The Soulless --- Danzig)

#3977.  Mike Mazzei (Stir Crazy --- Unlike Pluto) 

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