#3764. Trump Derangement Syndrome

Most people don’t know this about me.  But way back in 6th grade, I actually won 1st place in the Wheeling Country Day School "Oriental Haiku Contest."  I dedicated the poem to my mom... who truly despised the sugar cereal industry.

Frosted Flakes

Snow
Gently falling
On the ground
In the winter (time)
Frosty

To this very day, I’m quite certain it was my creative use of parenthesis that sealed the deal.

Here's my latest.  It's about Trump.

Orange Prolapse

Trump
Trump Dump
Trumpin’ ’n Dumpin’
Trumper Dumper Golden Toilet
Port-a-Don 

 

 

 

 More dumps to cum, or if you will... Trump Dumpsters.

 

 

Trump Derangement Syndrome
sonofsaf

Forty-seven was Forty-five
Gayest whore wife
Gay crook’s at it again

All he does is spread the big lies
Proud Boys must fight
Donald Trump is not a king.

Stormy D.’s Triple D.’s the motorboatin’ enemy
(Anal creep with mushroom meat
The shit of bull we must impeach)

President Donald Trump shithead’s, as good as it gets
Piss and squirt, urinary
Can’t be denied in Washington, D.C. creeping
In Washington D.C. creeping
In Washington D.C. creeping
In Washington D.C. creeping

 

Fading Kitten Syndrome
Roar (feat. Robin Vining & Evan Bisbee)

We bury the children alive
They gave you life
They took it back again

Blink slowly your galaxy eyes
Head toward the light
Sorry for everything

Carry me in your teeth with tender jaws of sympathy
(Arrow deep inside the meat
Impossible for us to reach)

Shattered in a mist of crippled, angel silhouettes
Lift the dirt, and cover me
Lay at my side until I'm finally sleeping
Until I'm finally sleeping
Until I'm finally sleeping
Until I'm finally sleeping

 

I have zero idea what the fuck this is.  And I'm honestly not sure which is worse.  The catatonic song or my weak ass parody.

The Big Lie 100:

#3952.  Stormy D. (Valerie --- Steve Winwood)

#3953.  Stormy D. (Stand By Me --- Ben E. King)

#3954.  Delaney Hall (Once And For All --- Hell Is For Heroes)

#3955.  Bari Weiss (Edelweiss --- The Sound Of Music)

#3956.  Bari Weiss (Pay The Price --- Twisted Sister)

#3957.  Wes Climer (Tree Climber --- Stellar Kart)

#3958.  Donald Is Very Gay (Drivin' My Life Away --- Eddie Rabbit)

#3959.  Carrie Buck (What The Fuck --- Bill Wurtz)

#3960.  The Donald's Big Lie (No Woman, No Cry --- Bob Marley)

#3961.  Glassman (Madman --- Crippled Black Phoenix)

#3962.  Glassman (Madman --- Silverchair)

#3963.  Hern (Learn --- Ari Hest)

#3964.  Trump Derangement Syndrome (Fading Kitten Syndrome --- ROAR) 

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