Monday, June 15, 2026

#3762. Glassman

I've got a message for former FBI Director James Comey.

There are no words... for the city of Vancouver.

Hold my beer!  Or, specifically this afternoon, a plastic water bottle of cheap white wine.  We're off to the Seahawks Stadium for Egypt/Belgium.  Major heat advisory.

In other news, the Orange Prolapse is now in the "tertiary endorsement" bidnith.  Trump figured out a way to endorse a candidate with a zero percent chance of ever being proven wrong. 

It's simple.  Just get some MAGA douchebag to endorse some other Trumpin' dumpin ass-muncher.

See?  This way if a primary election is too close too call, you always win.

If he/she wins, Donald takes "bi-lateral" credit for the victory.  If he/she loses, Trump denies any involvement, throws them under the bus, and then blames it on his staff for providing bad advice.



 

Glassman
sonofsaf

Glassman



Madman
Silverchair


Madman


One word lyric.  No print-out necessary.


I try to take some degree of minimal pride with my parodies.  LOL. 

Silverchair never played the Burgh.  Never seen 'em.

We used to listen to their song Pure Massacre.  Great foosball warm-up music back in the mid 90's,


The Big Lie 100:

#3952.  Stormy D. (Valerie --- Steve Winwood)

#3953.  Stormy D. (Stand By Me --- Ben E. King)

#3954.  Delaney Hall (Once And For All --- Hell Is For Heroes)

#3955.  Bari Weiss (Edelweiss --- The Sound Of Music)

#3956.  Bari Weiss (Pay The Price --- Twisted Sister)

#3957.  Wes Climer (Tree Climber --- Stellar Kart)

#3958.  Donald Is Very Gay (Drivin' My Life Away --- Eddie Rabbit)

#3959.  Carrie Buck (What The Fuck --- Bill Wurtz)

#3960.  The Donald's Big Lie (No Woman, No Cry --- Bob Marley)

#3961.  Glassman (Madman --- Crippled Black Phoenix)

#3962.  Glassman (Madman --- Silverchair)

 

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