#3990. Steiner

Postmaster General David Steiner testified before Congress that the U.S. Postal Service will not deliver mail-in ballots in states that refuse to provide a detailed list of voter information to the Orange Prolapse's administration.

Say what ?!?

In other news, about 22,000 used seats from Acrisure Stadium are up for sale!

Yinz can purchase one for $399.00.  Butt if you buy a pair of Acrid Turd seats, it'll cost yinz just $599.  That's nearly two for the price of one! 

Stop the steal!  Er uh, what a deal!  I'm.... Clark Howard.

Steiner
sonofsaf

Jew insurrection
Fake Kushner
Postmaster David Steiner blows

Tahoe vacation
Stormy whore
Her pornography’s a shitshow

Jared’s confession
Interfaith
State of Israel cash advance

Honorable mention
Sixty-nine
Big Mac pink slime song and dance

Jew insurrection
Fake Kushner
Postmaster David Steiner blows

 

Miner
Kara’s Flowerrs

Choose my direction
Make me stir
Which way do other miners go?

That's your injection
Strip my fur
Will someone teach me why it's so?

Where is my lesson?
Give me faith
Where will I really have a chance?

You'll choose the tension
Yet, it's mine
Give me the time to form a stance

Choose my direction
Make me stir
Which way do other miners go?

In 1997, Kara's Flowers smelled the Burgh at Club Laga.

The band would later "transition" into Maroon 5.  From 2003 to the present, M-5 has mach-fived the Burgh a grand total of 12 times.  Never seen 'em.

The Big Lie 100:

#3952.  Stormy D. (Valerie --- Steve Winwood)

#3953.  Stormy D. (Stand By Me --- Ben E. King)

#3954.  Delaney Hall (Once And For All --- Hell Is For Heroes)

#3955.  Bari Weiss (Edelweiss --- The Sound Of Music)

#3956.  Bari Weiss (Pay The Price --- Twisted Sister)

#3957.  Wes Climer (Tree Climber --- Stellar Kart)

#3958.  Donald Is Very Gay (Drivin' My Life Away --- Eddie Rabbit)

#3959.  Carrie Buck (What The Fuck --- Bill Wurtz)

#3960.  The Donald's Big Lie (No Woman, No Cry --- Bob Marley)

#3961.  Glassman (Madman --- Crippled Black Phoenix)

#3962.  Glassman (Madman --- Silverchair)

#3963.  Hern (Learn --- Ari Hest)

#3964.  Trump Derangement Syndrome (Fading Kitten Syndrome --- ROAR) 

#3965.  John Wahl (The Wall --- Alok & Sevenn)

#3966.  Jackson (Jackson --- Dave Barnes)

#3967.  Jackson (Jackson --- Lucinda Williams)

#3968.  John Wahl (The Wall --- Willie Nelson)

#3969.  Celeste Maloy (Helen Of Troy --- Orchestral Manoeuvres In The Dark)

#3970.  Rick Jackson (To Jackson --- The Cribs)

#3971.  Reflecting Pool (Too Cool For School --- Fountains Of Wayne)

#3972.  J.D. Vance (Capri Pants --- Bikini Kill)

#3973.  J.D. Vance (Take A Chance --- Brother Cane)

#3974.  James (Games --- Ryan Adams)

#3975.  James (Games --- The Strokes)

#3976.  John James Is Boneless (Who Claims The Soulless --- Danzig)

#3977.  Mike Mazzei (Stir Crazy --- Unlike Pluto)

#3978.  Bruce Blakeman (Awaken --- Big Wild)

#3979.  Oberacker (Jacob's Ladder --- Bruce Springsteen)

#3980.  Kennedy (Jealousy --- Spoon)

#3981.  Steiner (Miner --- Kara's Flowers)

#3982.  Trump Is A Cunt From The Right (Ain't Even Done With The Night --- John Cougar Mellencamp)

#3983.  David Steiner (Granny Diner --- Grizzly Bear)

#3984.  Reflecting Pool (We Rule The School --- Belle & Sebastian)

#3985.  Oberacker (Jacob's Ladder --- Patrick Wolf)

#3986.  Oberacker (Jacob's Ladder --- Anne Murray)

#3987.  Bill Pulte (Bird Of Prey --- The Doors)

#3988.  Bill Pulte (Bird of Prey --- Army Of Lovers)

#3989.  Bill Pulte (New Year's Day --- U2)

#3990.  Steiner (Miner --- Kara's Flowers) 

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