Saturday, October 23, 2021

#780. Brian Laundrie

Kinda surprised Trump hasn't weighed in on the Gabby Petito murder.

 

"Laundry chocked Gabby to DEATH!  Our Thoughts and Prayers are with the Petito family during this difficult time.  LAW & ORDER!


Who among us doesn't miss the good 'ol twitter days from 2015-2016?  When the Orange Prolapse actually penned his own material.  Every once in a while you'd get a twofer.



Brian Laundrie
sonofsaf

He strangled Gabby you cannot excuse
Fled like a chicken
Had nothin’ to lose
All the people will accuse
We hate Brian Laundrie

But was he the only factor
They searched far and near
His bones were in the woods
Along with cans of beer
What if he was fucking queer
We hate Brian Laundrie

Donald Trump’s fucked up
Donald Trump’s a clown
Donald Trump’s fucked up
Donald Trump’s a clown

Donald Trump’s fucked up
Donald Trump’s a clown
Donald Trump’s fucked up
Use the ground and pound

We got the Orange Prolpasin’
Douchebag
Who’s still alive
He’s got a case of diaper rash
Melania she cries
Keep on weaponizing big lies
We hate Brian Laundrie

Mar-A-Lago constipation
A golden toilet
It's the noise of gloom and doom
Trump’s further in debt
Just make sure you don’t forget
We hate Brian Laundrie

It’s like a physical knockout
Strangu-lation
The coughing is a show
And it ain’t much fun
Call you out because I’m done
Fucking Brian Laundrie

Donald Trump’s fucked up
Donald Trump’s a clown
Donald Trump’s fucked up
Donald Trump’s a clown

Donald Trump’s fucked up
Donald Trump’s a clown
Smoke another spliff
Use the ground and pound

(Donald Trump’s fucked up)
(Donald Trump’s a clown)
(Donald Trump’s fucked up)
(Donald Trump’s a clown)

(Donald Trump’s fucked up)
(Donald Trump’s a clown)
(Smoke another spliff)
(Use the ground and pound)

Donald Trump is meatless
Donald Trump wants fries
A winner winner chicken dinner
Don’t get shit stains on that tie
Trump hates to eat between the thighs
We hate Brian Laundrie

He liked to play Nintendo
A Donkey Kong king
Trips out west are fun
He never gave her a ring
Shalt not murder was the thing
We hate Brian Laundrie


Dirty Laundry
Don Henley

I make my living off the evening news
Just give me something
Something I can use
People love it when you lose
They love dirty laundry

Well, I coulda been an actor
But I wound up here
I just have to look good
I don't have to be clear
Come and whisper in my ear
Give us dirty laundry

Kick 'em when they're up
Kick 'em when they're down
Kick 'em when they're up
Kick 'em when they're down

Kick 'em when they're up
Kick 'em when they're down
Kick 'em when they're up
Kick 'em all around

We got the bubble headed
Bleached blonde
Comes on at five
She can tell you 'bout the plane crash
With a gleam in her eye
It's interesting when people die
Give us dirty laundry

Can we film the operation
Is the head dead yet
You know the boys in the newsroom
Got a running bet
Get the widow on the set
We need dirty laundry

You don't really need to find out
What's going on
You don't really want to know
Just how far it's gone
Just leave well enough alone
Eat your dirty laundry

Kick 'em when they're up
Kick 'em when they're down
Kick 'em when they're up
Kick 'em when they're down

Kick 'em when they're up
Kick 'em when they're down
Kick 'em when they're stiff
Kick 'em all around

(Kick 'em when they're up)
(Kick 'em when they're down)
(Kick 'em when they're up)
(Kick 'em when they're down)

(Kick 'em when they're up)
(Kick 'em when they're down)
(Kick 'em when they're stiff)
(Kick 'em all around)

Dirty little secrets
Dirty little lies
We got our dirty little fingers
In everybody's pie
We love to cut you down to size
We love dirty laundry

We can do the innuendo
We can dance and sing
When it's said and done
We haven't told you a thing
We all know that crap is king
Give us dirty laundry 






Don Henley:

8-15-94, Star Lake Amphitheater, Burgettstown, PA (with the Eagles)

This is my second parody of Dirty Laundry.  The first one was a tribute to Cleveland Browns receiver Jarvis Landry.

Also, I once witnessed a legit "Deadhead sticker on a Cadillac" while driving from Wheeling to Cleveland on I-77 near the Zoar/Bolivar exit.  Just as I heard the lyrics on radio, this El Dorado dude with a Stealie zoomed be my in the fast lane.  It was both coincidental and existential.

Please do not share this information with the families of Brian Laundie and/or Gabby Petito.

Friday, October 22, 2021

#779. Fiore

Just when you think it can't possibly get any worse than that obnoxious, steroided, miniaturized cunt Marjorie Taylor-Greene... well, step aside bitch!  Allow me to introduce the latest Republican abomination.  Enter the self-described Lady Trump from out West, Michelle Fiori.

 


Fiore's running for Governor of Nevada.  Trying to occupy the extreme far right lane.  Her platform includes Big Mac Monday discounts, mandatory guns for kids, universal miscarriage investigations, porn industry funded Stormy-sized breast enhancements, the bedazzling of Orange Prolapses... and of course, ending election fraud. 

Don't believe me?  'Tis the season.


E-fuckin' gad!  Not to sound critical, but it looks like she's put on about 50 pounds since the holidays.



Fiore
sonofsaf

Nevada cunt we hope she dies
Propagator of the big lie
She tells us about her plan
Make all the libs cry
Let’s give it up for all the fools
Let 'em blow the biggest lie
The Orange Prolapse fag is here for you
And that Jared Kushner is a fuckin’ Jew
‘Cause she’s a gun-totin’ queer
Don’t you know Michelle’s raisin’ fear
A nose pickin’ piece of snot
Don’t you know those Stormy tits aren’t hot

The Orange Prolapse fag, whines out loud
Get on your knees
Stand tall and proud
Tried to castrate that mushroom penis he has
Pool of blood is red
Now Donald Junior’s the man



Old Glory
Guttermouth

American flag waving high
Protecting it I want to die
I don't know about you man
But I'd rather die
Than live under communist rules
Let 'em go ahead and try
American flag, red, white and blue
Our government doesn't tell us what to do
If you don't like living here
Go somewhere else and stay a year
You'll be glad for what you've got
Or go to the mid-east and get shot

American flag, makes me proud
Fucking commies
I'll yell it loud
Try and take away the freedom that I have
You'll be lying dead
With a broken gun in hand



The Big Lie 100: (#99)

#390.  Big Lie (Free Ride --- Edgar Winter)

#487.  Donald's Big Lie (Mr. Blue Sky --- E.L.O.)

#495.  American Lie (American Pie --- Don McLean)

#520.  The Big Lie (When Doves Cry --- Prince)

#530.  Big Lie (High Time --- Grateful Dead)

#545.  Big Lie (Goodbye --- Night Ranger)

#548.  Trump World's, Big Lie (Big Girls, Don't Cry --- Frankie Valli & The Four Seasons)  

#549.  All A Big Lie (Live And Let Die --- Paul McCartney)

#550.  Would Trump Lie To You (Would I Lie To You --- Annie Lennox)

#552.  Big Liar (Big Spender --- Shirley Bassey)
 
#553.  Big Lie (Big Me --- Foo Fighters)

#555.  The Big Lie (Let Her Cry --- Hootie And The Blowfish)

#557.  Big Lie (Big Love --- Fleetwood Mac)

#559.  Big Lies (Big Balls --- AC/DC)

#561.  The Big Lie (Aces High --- Iron Maiden)

#562.  Big Lie Trump Overload (Goodbye Yellow Brick Road --- Elton John)

#563.  Byrne's A Bitch (Burn The Witch --- Radiohead)

#564.  As The World Byrnes (As The World Burns --- Kreator)

#565.  Lie (Cry --- Godley and Creme)

#567.  Byrne In Hell (Burn In Hell --- Twisted Sister) 

#571.  He's A Scrotum The Big Lie (I'm So Lonesome I Could Cry --- Hank Williams)

#594.  Lie Lie You Trumpers (Die Die My Darling --- Metallica)

#595.  To Live Is To Lie (To Live Is To Die --- Metallica) 
 
#596.  Don't Lie (Don't Cry --- Guns'n'Roses)

#597.  Big Lie (Big Time --- Peter Gabriel)

#601.  Lies (Lies --- Thompson Twins)

#602.  Liar (Liar --- Three Dog Night)

#606.  Lie Free-For-All (Fly On The Wall --- AC/DC)

#609.  Big Liar (Big River --- Grateful Dead)

#616.  Jeffrey Clark (Rosa Parks --- OutKast)

#626.  So Great At Big Lies (Too Late For Goodbyes --- Julian Lennon)

#627.  Liar (Liar --- Henry Rollins)

#630.  Lie!  Lie! (Why?!  Why?! --- Nancy Kerrigan)

#632.  Fucked Up Lie (Custard Pie --- Led Zeppelin)

#633.  Tommy (Zombie --- The Cranberries)

#636.  Everybody Blows (Justice League Soundtrack --- Sigrid)

#639.  Orange Clown (Small Town --- John Cougar Mellencamp)

#640.  Be Unforgiving And Never Stop Lying (Shawshank Redemption --- Morgan Freeman / Tim Robbins)

#643.  Stampede (Candide --- Leonard Bernstein)

#651.  It's The Big Lie (Electric Eye --- Judas Priest)

#653.  Who Killed Ashli Babbitt (Who Killed Roger Rabbit --- Robert Zemekis)

#656.  Dush (Hush --- Deep Purple)

#657.  Dush (Plush --- Stone Temple Pilots)

#658.  Gonna Rock The Vote (Evil Little Goat --- Pearl Jam)

#659.  Trump's An Asshole (Get In The Hole --- generic dumbshit golf enthusiast)

#660.  Trump's A Clown (Lay It Down --- Ratt)

#661.  Between The Lies (Between The Eyes --- Ratt)

#663.  Lies Of The World (Eyes Of The World --- Grateful Dead)

#667.  Hole Jim Jordan (Beast of Burden --- Rolling Stones)

#670.  Sean Parnell (Go To Hell --- Alice Cooper)

#671.  Patrick (Magic --- Olivia Newton-John)

#673.  Sidney Implants (Breast Implants --- women w/ fake titties)

#674.  We Abhor Sidney (Eleanor Rigby --- Paul McCartney)

#675.  Trust Us on J6 (Justice for J6 )

#676.  Fuck Lin Wood (Amii Stewart --- Knock On Wood)

#677.  Lincoln Wood (If I Could --- Phish)

#678.  Burt Jones (Them Bones --- Alice in Chains)

#679.  Harriet's A Liar (Chariots of Fire --- Vangelis)

#680.  Trump's A Liar (Light My Fire --- The Doors)

#681.  Liar  (Fire --- Jimi Hendrix)

#682.  Lee (Tea --- King Diamond)

#683.  Fuck You Michael Cloud (Get Off Of My Cloud --- Rolling Stones)

#684.  Disunion Forever (The Union Forever --- Sergeant Richard Pickman)

#688.  Fuck You Lou (Love Me Do --- The Beatles)

#690.  Say No Thanks, 'Cause Trump Is A Crook And... (Ball Park Franks slogan)  

#691.  Barletta Theme Song (Baretta Theme Song --- Sammy Davis Jr.)

#693.  Justice For Gay Pricks (Justice for J-6 --- Matt Braynard)

#694.  Marco... Homo (Marco... Polo --- unknown)

#699.  Kent Is A Woman (Scent Of A Woman --- Seinfeld)

#700.  GOP (Can't You See --- Marshall Tucker Band) 

#701.  So Contradictory, Matt DePerno (Nestle --- It's Not Delivery, It's DiGiorno)

#702.  Ellis Lie (Jealous Guy --- John Lennon)

#708.  Orange Prolapsin' (Sister Christian --- Night Ranger)

#709.  Burt (Hurt --- Nine Inch Nails)

#713.  Bad Thune Lying (Bad Moon Rising --- John Fogerty)

#719.  Donald Trumper Lies (Bette Davis Eyes --- Kim Carnes) 

#722.  Jody Hice (Paradise --- Coldplay)

#723.  Liar (Liar --- Sex Pistols)

#725.  Strategic Warning (Woke Up This Morning --- Alabama 3)

#726.  Lake's A Caucasian (Shake Your Foundations --- AC/DC)

#727.  Texas (Lexus --- Toyota Marketing Department)

#729.  V.P. Pee Song (1970's Steelers Polka Fight Song --- Jimmy Psihoulis)

#740.  Maximum Misery, Matt DePerno (It's Not Delivery, It's DiGiorno --- Nestle)

#742.  Subpoena No Doubt (The Sun Will Come Out --- Little Orphan Annie)

#743.  Congressman Cole (Head Like A Hole --- Nine Inch Nails

#745.  Scavino Never Cums (Tomorrow Never Comes --- Teddy Geiger)

#746.  Chucky (Lucky --- Radiohead)

#747.  Dan Scavino (Sweet Potato --- Cracker)

#750.  Queen Graham (Queen Jane --- Grateful Dead)

#754.  Fraud (Maude --- Alan and Marilyn Bergman)

#755.  Trump Oddity (Space Oddity --- David Bowie) 

#757.  Trump And Mark Meadows (Me And My Shadow --- Whispering Jack Smith)

#758.  I Allege Grievance (The Pledge of Allegiance --- Rev. Francis Bellamy)

#760.  Peter Theil (Spinning Wheel --- Blood Sweat And Tears

#761.  Brnovich (Burn The Witch --- Radiohead) 

#773.  Larry Was A Damn Conniver (Jerry Was A Race Car Driver --- Primus)
 
#776.  Bannon (Dannon --- Danone North America Marketing Department)
 
#778.  Jim Banks (Give Thanks --- Dan Moen)

#779.  Fiore (Old Glory --- Guttermouth)

 

Guttermouth is a Los Angeles-based punk rock band.  They've been around since 1988 and still going "relatively Geritol strong" in 2021.  Mark Adkins is the only remaining original member.  During the past 3 decades, Guttermouth has sifted through a total of 20 different musicians.  They've even been compared to fast food behemoth "In & Out Burger."  But with the revolving musicians... not the rotisserie meats.  

 Please do not share this material with Nevada Gubernatorial candidate Michelle Fiori.

 

#778. Jim Banks

Congressman Jim Banks (R-IN) has a new spin on the 1-6 domestic terrorist attack.  


Banks has been sending letters to multiple government agencies.  Requesting information, signing his name, and claiming to be an official member of the 1-6 commission.  If this isn't a violation of federal law, I'm not sure what it is.  Last time I checked, you aren't allowed to just pretend you're a cop, or a doctor, or a lawyer, or whatever.

Liz Cheney exposed his flagrant criminal activity on the House floor.  The cowardly Banks and his trained minions predictably had "no comment."

Minority Leader Kevin McCarthy initially proposed that Banks have a seat on the commission.  But Speaker Nancy Pelosi rejected him on the basis that he was an unabashed proponent of the big lie... and an obnoxious piece of shit whose only loyalty was to the Orange Prolapse (who I'm absolutely certain will be accusing his SNL counterpart Alec Baldwin of cold-blooded murder).

Latest statement from Trump (10-21-21) ---

The insurrection took place on November 3, Election Day.  January 6 was the Protest!



Jim Banks
sonofsaf

Jim Banks is not very smart
Jim Banks is not very fun
Jim Banks is the meat curtains of a big fat cunt

Jim Banks is not very smart
Jim Banks is not very fun
Jim Banks is the meat curtains of a big fat cunt

And he’s so very gay, not that long
So very gay, what a bitch
Because his behavior is treasonous

And he’s so very gay, not that long
So very gay, what a bitch
Because his behavior is treasonous

Jim Banks is not very smart
Jim Banks is not very fun
Jim Banks is the meat curtains of a big fat cunt

Jim Banks is not very smart
Jim Banks is not very fun
Jim Banks is the meat curtains of a big fat cunt

And he’s so very gay, not that long
So very gay, what a bitch
Because his behavior is treasonous

And he’s so very gay, not that long
So very gay, what a bitch
Because his behavior is treasonous
Jim Banks

That Jim Banks should be ignored
Fuck Jim Banks


Give Thanks
Don Moen

Give thanks with a grateful heart
Give thanks to the Holy One
Give thanks because He's given Jesus Christ, His Son

Give thanks with a grateful heart
Give thanks to the Holy One
Give thanks because He's given Jesus Christ, His Son

And now let the weak say, "I am strong"
Let the poor say, "I am rich
Because of what the Lord has done for us"

And now let the weak say, "I am strong"
Let the poor say, "I am rich
Because of what the Lord has done for us"

Give thanks with a grateful heart
Give thanks to the Holy One
Give thanks because He's given Jesus Christ, His Son

Give thanks with a grateful heart
Give thanks to the Holy One
Give thanks because He's given Jesus Christ, His Son

And now let the weak say, "I am strong"
Let the poor say, "I am rich
Because of what the Lord has done for us"

And now let the weak say, "I am strong"
Let the poor say, "I am rich
Because of what the Lord has done for us"
Give thanks

We give thanks to You oh Lord
We give thanks 



The Big Lie 100: (#98)

#390.  Big Lie (Free Ride --- Edgar Winter)

#487.  Donald's Big Lie (Mr. Blue Sky --- E.L.O.)

#495.  American Lie (American Pie --- Don McLean)

#520.  The Big Lie (When Doves Cry --- Prince)

#530.  Big Lie (High Time --- Grateful Dead)

#545.  Big Lie (Goodbye --- Night Ranger)

#548.  Trump World's, Big Lie (Big Girls, Don't Cry --- Frankie Valli & The Four Seasons)  

#549.  All A Big Lie (Live And Let Die --- Paul McCartney)

#550.  Would Trump Lie To You (Would I Lie To You --- Annie Lennox)

#552.  Big Liar (Big Spender --- Shirley Bassey)
 
#553.  Big Lie (Big Me --- Foo Fighters)

#555.  The Big Lie (Let Her Cry --- Hootie And The Blowfish)

#557.  Big Lie (Big Love --- Fleetwood Mac)

#559.  Big Lies (Big Balls --- AC/DC)

#561.  The Big Lie (Aces High --- Iron Maiden)

#562.  Big Lie Trump Overload (Goodbye Yellow Brick Road --- Elton John)

#563.  Byrne's A Bitch (Burn The Witch --- Radiohead)

#564.  As The World Byrnes (As The World Burns --- Kreator)

#565.  Lie (Cry --- Godley and Creme)

#567.  Byrne In Hell (Burn In Hell --- Twisted Sister) 

#571.  He's A Scrotum The Big Lie (I'm So Lonesome I Could Cry --- Hank Williams)

#594.  Lie Lie You Trumpers (Die Die My Darling --- Metallica)

#595.  To Live Is To Lie (To Live Is To Die --- Metallica) 
 
#596.  Don't Lie (Don't Cry --- Guns'n'Roses)

#597.  Big Lie (Big Time --- Peter Gabriel)

#601.  Lies (Lies --- Thompson Twins)

#602.  Liar (Liar --- Three Dog Night)

#606.  Lie Free-For-All (Fly On The Wall --- AC/DC)

#609.  Big Liar (Big River --- Grateful Dead)

#616.  Jeffrey Clark (Rosa Parks --- OutKast)

#626.  So Great At Big Lies (Too Late For Goodbyes --- Julian Lennon)

#627.  Liar (Liar --- Henry Rollins)

#630.  Lie!  Lie! (Why?!  Why?! --- Nancy Kerrigan)

#632.  Fucked Up Lie (Custard Pie --- Led Zeppelin)

#633.  Tommy (Zombie --- The Cranberries)

#636.  Everybody Blows (Justice League Soundtrack --- Sigrid)

#639.  Orange Clown (Small Town --- John Cougar Mellencamp)

#640.  Be Unforgiving And Never Stop Lying (Shawshank Redemption --- Morgan Freeman / Tim Robbins)

#643.  Stampede (Candide --- Leonard Bernstein)

#651.  It's The Big Lie (Electric Eye --- Judas Priest)

#653.  Who Killed Ashli Babbitt (Who Killed Roger Rabbit --- Robert Zemekis)

#656.  Dush (Hush --- Deep Purple)

#657.  Dush (Plush --- Stone Temple Pilots)

#658.  Gonna Rock The Vote (Evil Little Goat --- Pearl Jam)

#659.  Trump's An Asshole (Get In The Hole --- generic dumbshit golf enthusiast)

#660.  Trump's A Clown (Lay It Down --- Ratt)

#661.  Between The Lies (Between The Eyes --- Ratt)

#663.  Lies Of The World (Eyes Of The World --- Grateful Dead)

#667.  Hole Jim Jordan (Beast of Burden --- Rolling Stones)

#670.  Sean Parnell (Go To Hell --- Alice Cooper)

#671.  Patrick (Magic --- Olivia Newton-John)

#673.  Sidney Implants (Breast Implants --- women w/ fake titties)

#674.  We Abhor Sidney (Eleanor Rigby --- Paul McCartney)

#675.  Trust Us on J6 (Justice for J6 )

#676.  Fuck Lin Wood (Amii Stewart --- Knock On Wood)

#677.  Lincoln Wood (If I Could --- Phish)

#678.  Burt Jones (Them Bones --- Alice in Chains)

#679.  Harriet's A Liar (Chariots of Fire --- Vangelis)

#680.  Trump's A Liar (Light My Fire --- The Doors)

#681.  Liar  (Fire --- Jimi Hendrix)

#682.  Lee (Tea --- King Diamond)

#683.  Fuck You Michael Cloud (Get Off Of My Cloud --- Rolling Stones)

#684.  Disunion Forever (The Union Forever --- Sergeant Richard Pickman)

#688.  Fuck You Lou (Love Me Do --- The Beatles)

#690.  Say No Thanks, 'Cause Trump Is A Crook And... (Ball Park Franks slogan)  

#691.  Barletta Theme Song (Baretta Theme Song --- Sammy Davis Jr.)

#693.  Justice For Gay Pricks (Justice for J-6 --- Matt Braynard)

#694.  Marco... Homo (Marco... Polo --- unknown)

#699.  Kent Is A Woman (Scent Of A Woman --- Seinfeld)

#700.  GOP (Can't You See --- Marshall Tucker Band) 

#701.  So Contradictory, Matt DePerno (Nestle --- It's Not Delivery, It's DiGiorno)

#702.  Ellis Lie (Jealous Guy --- John Lennon)

#708.  Orange Prolapsin' (Sister Christian --- Night Ranger)

#709.  Burt (Hurt --- Nine Inch Nails)

#713.  Bad Thune Lying (Bad Moon Rising --- John Fogerty)

#719.  Donald Trumper Lies (Bette Davis Eyes --- Kim Carnes) 

#722.  Jody Hice (Paradise --- Coldplay)

#723.  Liar (Liar --- Sex Pistols)

#725.  Strategic Warning (Woke Up This Morning --- Alabama 3)

#726.  Lake's A Caucasian (Shake Your Foundations --- AC/DC)

#727.  Texas (Lexus --- Toyota Marketing Department)

#729.  V.P. Pee Song (1970's Steelers Polka Fight Song --- Jimmy Psihoulis)

#740.  Maximum Misery, Matt DePerno (It's Not Delivery, It's DiGiorno --- Nestle)

#742.  Subpoena No Doubt (The Sun Will Come Out --- Little Orphan Annie)

#743.  Congressman Cole (Head Like A Hole --- Nine Inch Nails

#745.  Scavino Never Cums (Tomorrow Never Comes --- Teddy Geiger)

#746.  Chucky (Lucky --- Radiohead)

#747.  Dan Scavino (Sweet Potato --- Cracker)

#750.  Queen Graham (Queen Jane --- Grateful Dead)

#754.  Fraud (Maude --- Alan and Marilyn Bergman)

#755.  Trump Oddity (Space Oddity --- David Bowie) 

#757.  Trump And Mark Meadows (Me And My Shadow --- Whispering Jack Smith)

#758.  I Allege Grievance (The Pledge of Allegiance --- Rev. Francis Bellamy)

#760.  Peter Theil (Spinning Wheel --- Blood Sweat And Tears

#761.  Brnovich (Burn The Witch --- Radiohead) 

#773.  Larry Was A Damn Conniver (Jerry Was A Race Car Driver --- Primus)
 
#776.  Bannon (Dannon --- Danone North America Marketing Department)
 
#778.  Jim Banks (Give Thanks --- Dan Moen)
 
 
When I finished this poli-religious parody, I had an epiphany of sorts.  Everything started to seem a little bit too familiar.  Probably because I already took a stab at the extended version.  Back in late March of 2021, I wrote a similar tune called Jim Banks (#227). 
 
Please do not share this material with Congressman Jim Banks (R-IN).


#777. DeSantis

Republican Governor Ron DeSantis is demanding a special legislative "anti-Covid vaccine" session. 

He's burning the midnight oil.  Working overtime to thwart the Biden administration's vaccine mandates for government employees.

He even tweeted this weaponized gator pic.  And signed his name too.  Wow!  Very Trumpian.


And that... is the signature of an arrogant douchebag.

 


DeSantis
sonofsaf

Wearin’ masks Covid-19
Does not care it ain’t a thing
Yeah, Ron’s got no plan but he wants action
He’s a piece of shit who’s bought and sold
Not even fifty years old
He wants to murder, you too.  A vaccine denouncement.

Ron DeSantis
He’s full of bullshit
Prefers Proud Boys to the girls
Fuck the South and statues in it
DeSantis
Full of bullshit
Prefers Proud Boys to the girls
Fuck the South monuments in it

Governor’s a big ass-hole-uh
His cock wants to cum all over
No Floridian will get an abortion
Yeah, politicians are throwing stones
The kids they dance and shakes their bones
Butt no shit: that Orange Prolapse he’s a gonna

Ron DeSantis
He’s full of bullshit
Prefers Proud Boys to the girls
Fuck the South and statues in it
DeSantis
Full of bullshit
Prefers Proud Boys to the girls
Fuck the South monuments in it

 

Get Off This
Cracker

All these cats with holey jeans
Dirty hair and titty rings
Say, "What's your scene man? We got these questions
Is it true that you have sold your soul?"
I say "Hey man, I don't know
Lend me a quarter, won't you? I'll call my accountant"

Let's get off this
And get on with it
If you wanna change the world
Shut your mouth and start to spin it
Get off this
Get on with it
If you wanna change the world
Shut your mouth and start this minute

Petty little Ayatollahs
Come around to judge and stone ya
All's we're trying to do is make a fortune
Yeah, we ain't got no government loans
And no one sends a check from home
But get this: we're just doin' what we wanna

So let's get off this
And get on with it
If you wanna change the world
Shut your mouth and start to spin it
Get off this
Get on with it
If you wanna change the world
Shut your mouth and start this minute




Cracker: 

5-8-94, Metropol, Pittsburgh, PA (only the late afternoon sound check)


Please do not share this material with Governor Ron DeSantis (R-FL).


Thursday, October 21, 2021

#776. Bannon

Steve Bannon is refusing to testify about the big lie.  So the House just voted to hold his domestic terrorist ringleading ball sack sagging ass in contempt.  Now it's up to the Justice Department to figure out how to proceed.  All the while, an Orange Prolapse whines in the background.... Unfair!  Witch Hunt! 


I couldn't help but notice the similarities between Bannon and Dannon.  Specifically that asshole's need for a decent probiotic... and the company's marketing wing in their quest for yogurt world domination.
 
Chobani!
 

 


Bannon:  Blood Of My Wife
sonofsaf

Steve Bannon has been married and divorced three times.  He has a lengthy history of committing acts of domestic assault.


Dannon:  Love It For Life

Danone North America Advertising Department
 

Bannon:  Prison Time Is Gay
sonofsaf
 
Steve Bannon did some time in prison while awaiting his trial for the fraudulent “Build The Wall” campaign.  In a nutshell, him and 3 others raised a shit-ton of money from naive, fringe Republicans.  And then just kept the cash for themselves.  The Orange Prolapse pardoned him on the way out the door.
 
Now the notion of Steve Bannon rotting away in jail is admittedly sensitive subject matter.  But I’m gonna go on the record here.  While admittedly NOT a fan of anal rape, I am hoping Bannon gets gang-banged on a daily basis by the MS-13 sodomization squad.

Dannon:  Better Every Day
Danone North America Advertising Department


Bannon:  God Damn-it!  Less Wealth!
sonofsaf

Steve Bannon has a net worth of 20 million.  Won’t do him much good if he’s locked up.  


Dannon: One Planet.  One Health
Danone North America Advertising Department
 
 

The Big Lie 100: (#97)

#390.  Big Lie (Free Ride --- Edgar Winter)

#487.  Donald's Big Lie (Mr. Blue Sky --- E.L.O.)

#495.  American Lie (American Pie --- Don McLean)

#520.  The Big Lie (When Doves Cry --- Prince)

#530.  Big Lie (High Time --- Grateful Dead)

#545.  Big Lie (Goodbye --- Night Ranger)

#548.  Trump World's, Big Lie (Big Girls, Don't Cry --- Frankie Valli & The Four Seasons)  

#549.  All A Big Lie (Live And Let Die --- Paul McCartney)

#550.  Would Trump Lie To You (Would I Lie To You --- Annie Lennox)

#552.  Big Liar (Big Spender --- Shirley Bassey)
 
#553.  Big Lie (Big Me --- Foo Fighters)

#555.  The Big Lie (Let Her Cry --- Hootie And The Blowfish)

#557.  Big Lie (Big Love --- Fleetwood Mac)

#559.  Big Lies (Big Balls --- AC/DC)

#561.  The Big Lie (Aces High --- Iron Maiden)

#562.  Big Lie Trump Overload (Goodbye Yellow Brick Road --- Elton John)

#563.  Byrne's A Bitch (Burn The Witch --- Radiohead)

#564.  As The World Byrnes (As The World Burns --- Kreator)

#565.  Lie (Cry --- Godley and Creme)

#567.  Byrne In Hell (Burn In Hell --- Twisted Sister) 

#571.  He's A Scrotum The Big Lie (I'm So Lonesome I Could Cry --- Hank Williams)

#594.  Lie Lie You Trumpers (Die Die My Darling --- Metallica)

#595.  To Live Is To Lie (To Live Is To Die --- Metallica) 
 
#596.  Don't Lie (Don't Cry --- Guns'n'Roses)

#597.  Big Lie (Big Time --- Peter Gabriel)

#601.  Lies (Lies --- Thompson Twins)

#602.  Liar (Liar --- Three Dog Night)

#606.  Lie Free-For-All (Fly On The Wall --- AC/DC)

#609.  Big Liar (Big River --- Grateful Dead)

#616.  Jeffrey Clark (Rosa Parks --- OutKast)

#626.  So Great At Big Lies (Too Late For Goodbyes --- Julian Lennon)

#627.  Liar (Liar --- Henry Rollins)

#630.  Lie!  Lie! (Why?!  Why?! --- Nancy Kerrigan)

#632.  Fucked Up Lie (Custard Pie --- Led Zeppelin)

#633.  Tommy (Zombie --- The Cranberries)

#636.  Everybody Blows (Justice League Soundtrack --- Sigrid)

#639.  Orange Clown (Small Town --- John Cougar Mellencamp)

#640.  Be Unforgiving And Never Stop Lying (Shawshank Redemption --- Morgan Freeman / Tim Robbins)

#643.  Stampede (Candide --- Leonard Bernstein)

#651.  It's The Big Lie (Electric Eye --- Judas Priest)

#653.  Who Killed Ashli Babbitt (Who Killed Roger Rabbit --- Robert Zemekis)

#656.  Dush (Hush --- Deep Purple)

#657.  Dush (Plush --- Stone Temple Pilots)

#658.  Gonna Rock The Vote (Evil Little Goat --- Pearl Jam)

#659.  Trump's An Asshole (Get In The Hole --- generic dumbshit golf enthusiast)

#660.  Trump's A Clown (Lay It Down --- Ratt)

#661.  Between The Lies (Between The Eyes --- Ratt)

#663.  Lies Of The World (Eyes Of The World --- Grateful Dead)

#667.  Hole Jim Jordan (Beast of Burden --- Rolling Stones)

#670.  Sean Parnell (Go To Hell --- Alice Cooper)

#671.  Patrick (Magic --- Olivia Newton-John)

#673.  Sidney Implants (Breast Implants --- women w/ fake titties)

#674.  We Abhor Sidney (Eleanor Rigby --- Paul McCartney)

#675.  Trust Us on J6 (Justice for J6 )

#676.  Fuck Lin Wood (Amii Stewart --- Knock On Wood)

#677.  Lincoln Wood (If I Could --- Phish)

#678.  Burt Jones (Them Bones --- Alice in Chains)

#679.  Harriet's A Liar (Chariots of Fire --- Vangelis)

#680.  Trump's A Liar (Light My Fire --- The Doors)

#681.  Liar  (Fire --- Jimi Hendrix)

#682.  Lee (Tea --- King Diamond)

#683.  Fuck You Michael Cloud (Get Off Of My Cloud --- Rolling Stones)

#684.  Disunion Forever (The Union Forever --- Sergeant Richard Pickman)

#688.  Fuck You Lou (Love Me Do --- The Beatles)

#690.  Say No Thanks, 'Cause Trump Is A Crook And... (Ball Park Franks slogan)  

#691.  Barletta Theme Song (Baretta Theme Song --- Sammy Davis Jr.)

#693.  Justice For Gay Pricks (Justice for J-6 --- Matt Braynard)

#694.  Marco... Homo (Marco... Polo --- unknown)

#699.  Kent Is A Woman (Scent Of A Woman --- Seinfeld)

#700.  GOP (Can't You See --- Marshall Tucker Band) 

#701.  So Contradictory, Matt DePerno (Nestle --- It's Not Delivery, It's DiGiorno)

#702.  Ellis Lie (Jealous Guy --- John Lennon)

#708.  Orange Prolapsin' (Sister Christian --- Night Ranger)

#709.  Burt (Hurt --- Nine Inch Nails)

#713.  Bad Thune Lying (Bad Moon Rising --- John Fogerty)

#719.  Donald Trumper Lies (Bette Davis Eyes --- Kim Carnes) 

#722.  Jody Hice (Paradise --- Coldplay)

#723.  Liar (Liar --- Sex Pistols)

#725.  Strategic Warning (Woke Up This Morning --- Alabama 3)

#726.  Lake's A Caucasian (Shake Your Foundations --- AC/DC)

#727.  Texas (Lexus --- Toyota Marketing Department)

#729.  V.P. Pee Song (1970's Steelers Polka Fight Song --- Jimmy Psihoulis)

#740.  Maximum Misery, Matt DePerno (It's Not Delivery, It's DiGiorno --- Nestle)

#742.  Subpoena No Doubt (The Sun Will Come Out --- Little Orphan Annie)

#743.  Congressman Cole (Head Like A Hole --- Nine Inch Nails

#745.  Scavino Never Cums (Tomorrow Never Comes --- Teddy Geiger)

#746.  Chucky (Lucky --- Radiohead)

#747.  Dan Scavino (Sweet Potato --- Cracker)

#750.  Queen Graham (Queen Jane --- Grateful Dead)

#754.  Fraud (Maude --- Alan and Marilyn Bergman)

#755.  Trump Oddity (Space Oddity --- David Bowie) 

#757.  Trump And Mark Meadows (Me And My Shadow --- Whispering Jack Smith)

#758.  I Allege Grievance (The Pledge of Allegiance --- Rev. Francis Bellamy)

#760.  Peter Theil (Spinning Wheel --- Blood Sweat And Tears

#761.  Brnovich (Burn The Witch --- Radiohead) 

#773.  Larry Was A Damn Conniver (Jerry Was A Race Car Driver --- Primus)
 
#776.  Bannon (Dannon --- Danone North America Marketing Department)
 
 
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