Wednesday, October 06, 2021

#732. That Urban, Got Caught, Her Rear

Jacksonville Jaguars coach Urban Meyer is in the news.  And it's not for his 0-4 start.

Cue the Brenda Lee... "I'm sorry.  So sorry."

Meyer got busted feeling up some woman's ass in a bar after a loss to Cincy.  Gives new meaning to the term "viral grinding" and what it essentially means to be a "Jag-off."  And the woman in the video is being referred to as the "Candid Camera Cunt."  Kinda makes you wonder.  When does it stop?  Where does it (rear) end? 


Multi-billionaire Jags owner Shad Kahn expressed outrage.  Oh the shock and horror.  I suspect Urban will soon demonstrate a desire to get counseling or some form of psychological rehabilitation.  Perhaps he will find the lord or have on of those "Cum to Jesus" moments.  And maybe he'll renew his marital vows during the off season.  Suffice it to say, everyone's counting on him to do the right thing.

 

That Urban, Got Caught, Her Rear
sonofsaf


One bourbon, one scotch, one beer

George Thorogood

 

Oddly enough, this is my second parody of Urban Meyer.  Back in mid-January I penned "Urban Jaguar."

Not sure which I care less for.  The musician or the team.  It's about a toss up.


George Thorogood:

8-13-05, Post-Gazette Pavilion, Burgettstown, PA (opened for Steve Miller)

Jacksonville Jaguars:

10-6-05, Heinz Field, Pittsburgh, PA

10-8-17, Heinz Field, Pittsburgh, PA

1-14-18, Heinz Field, Pittsburgh, PA

Please do not share this material with Jacksonville Jaguars coach Urban Meyer and/or Jacksonville Jaguars owner Shahid Kahn.


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