#772. Rand Paul

"Rise Up, Patriots!" Rand Paul Calls To Intubated Patients Lying Unconscious In Hospital ICU

Great article from The Onion.

 

One would assume this is a photo of "Randyland" recovering from Covid-19.  But the picture actually stems from a 2017 hospitalization incident when Paul's plucky Kentucky neighbor beat the living shit out of him.

 

Rand Paul
sonofsaf

Ain’t no Kentucky stud
His neighbor fucked him up
Fucked his ass at will
Broke him just for show
Broke that Rand Paul nose
Now he looks like a pig
Now he can’t rock and roll
The Orange Prolapse clown
The Orange Prolapse clown
The Orange Prolapse clown
The Orange Prolapse clown

Rand thinks he is the shit
Gets fucked that cock won’t bend
Paid for wife’s a whore
Rand says she is a star
Rand doesn’t even know
Donald Trump’s a damn clown
Deserves some ground and pound
Better not defend
Better not defend
Better not defend
Better not defend

Meth is made for cooking
Covid’s made for killin’
Snoop was made for thuggin’
Kip was made for wingin’
Legs were made for walkin'
Don was made for Dokken
That's who I’m gonna screw
One crack
Do not blow
One crack
Is a thrill
Ain’t no joke
His soul is bereft
One crack aligned

 

Snowball
DEVO

My baby took our love
And then she rolled it up
Rolled it up a hill
Like a ball of snow
Like a snowball grows
Until it gets too big
Until she lost control
And it rolled back down
And it rolled back down
And it rolled back down
And it rolled back down

She took a tiny bit
And rolled it up again
Slower than before
She went a step too far
She had to let it go
I saw it go straight down
My baby turned around
Started up again
Started up again
Started up again
Started up again

Eyes were made for looking'
Hands were made for holdin'
Hearts were made for lovin'
Lips were made for kissin'
Legs were made for walkin'
Tracks were made to follow
That's what I'm gonna do
Two tracks
In the snow
Two tracks
Up that hill
My heart broke
When my baby left
Two tracks behind

 

 

DEVO:

7-19-97, Star Lake Amphitheater, Burgettstown, PA (Lollapalooza)
8-4-10, Celeste Center, Ohio State Fair, Columbus, OH
6-17-11, Stage AE, Pittsburgh, PA

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