#724. Do The Congress

Regarding the 2020 female presence in Congress, 126 women are currently serving.  As far as minorities go... 22 are Black, 13 Latina, 8 Asian American/Pacific Islander, 2 Native American, 2 Middle Eastern/North African, and 1 multiracial.  The other 78 are white.

This parody goes out to all of the female minority members of Congress who despise the Orange Prolapse.  In particular, "The Squad."

Trust me, there's a middle aged white atheist Jew from West Virginia who has your back.  He goes by sonofsaf.

 

Hey, if any of you gals wish to destroy Governor Greg Abbott (R-TX) and his Texas abortion law, gimme a ring.  I'll teach you how to rebrand all of that Lone Star back alley bullshit as... "Critical Rape Theory."  I have conceived of plenty of ideas about political positioning, posturing, and maneuvering.  But this one's especially persuasive.  Easy to frame and market as well.  If given an opportunity, it would be an extremely effective narrative in the 2022 midterms.  So as Carly Rae Jepson would say... call me maybe: 304-312-1395.

 

 

Do The Congress
sonofsaf

Come on, Q the Kwanzaa baby, do the Congress
We’ll spread your cunt like a rotten fishymonger
Come on, Q the Kwanzaa baby, do the Congress
We’ll spread your cunt like a rotten fishymonger

Come on, Q the Kwanzaa baby, do the Congress
We’ll spread your cunt like a rotten fishymonger
Sniff the shitter of the toilet smelling stronger
Don’t you eat shit ’til you fried it, be a Congress cheat

Orange Prolapsing clown’s in town now
Has a rectal piece of meat
Know it’s early but take a chance
Trump will cum like cream of wheat

He’s a rectum, Orange Prolapsin’, just like a rectal piece of meat
If you want to, do the Congress, just stop dissin’ that Congress seat

Come on, Q the Kwanzaa baby, do the Congress
We’ll spread your cunt like a rotten fishymonger
Sniff the shitter of the toilet smelling stronger
Don’t you eat shit ’til you fried it, be a Congress cheat

Donald is a fucking liar, and some claim he might be gay
Gonna be a gang bang party, give him ATM today

Fuck America whenever, ‘cause they’re all paid for and bought
Shit’s so tragic better listen, it’s a ball we’re gonna drop

Come on, Q the Kwanzaa baby, do the Congress
We’ll spread your cunt like a rotten fishymonger
Sniff the shitter of the toilet smelling stronger
Don’t you eat shit ’til you fried it, be a Congress cheat

Come on, Q the Kwanzaa baby, do the Congress
We’ll spread your cunt like a rotten fishymonger
Sniff the shitter of the toilet smelling stronger
Don’t you eat shit ’til you fried it, be a Congress cheat

Come on, Q the Kwanzaa baby, do the Congress
We’ll spread your cunt like a rotten fishymonger
Sniff the shitter of the toilet smelling stronger
Don’t you eat shit ’til you fried it, be a Congress cheat

Come on, Q the Kwanzaa baby, do the Congress

 

Do The Conga
Miami Sound Machine

Come on, shake your body baby, do the conga
I know you can't control yourself any longer
Come on, shake your body baby, do the conga
I know you can't control yourself any longer

Come on, shake your body baby, do the conga
I know you can't control yourself any longer
Feel the rhythm of the music getting stronger
Don't you fight it 'til you tried it, do that conga beat

Everybody gather 'round now
Let your body feel the heat
Don't you worry if you can't dance
Let the music move your feet

It's the rhythm of the island, and like the sugar cane so sweet
If you want to do the conga, you've got to listen to the beat

Come on, shake your body baby, do the conga
I know you can't control yourself any longer
Feel the rhythm of the music getting stronger
Don't you fight it 'til you tried it, do that conga beat

Feel the fire of desire, as you dance the night away
'Cause tonight we're gonna party, 'til we see the break of day

Better get yourself together, and hold on to what you've got
Once the music hits your system, there's no way your gonna stop

Come on, shake your body baby, do the conga
I know you can't control yourself any longer
Feel the rhythm of the music getting stronger
Don't you fight it 'til you tried it, do that conga beat

Come on, shake your body baby, do the conga
I know you can't control yourself any longer
Feel the rhythm of the music getting stronger
Don't you fight it 'til you tried it, do that conga

Come on, shake your body baby, do the conga
I know you can't control yourself any longer
Feel the rhythm of the music getting stronger
Don't you fight it 'til you tried it, do that conga beat

Come on, shake your body baby, do the conga

Gloria Estafan has ventured to the Civic Arena on 3 occasions.  She also played with Miami Sound Machine at Three Rivers Stadium back in the summer of 1987.  Missed her every time.  Go figure.  I truly abhor Latino-infused clubbing music. 

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