Multi-billionaire, tech-venture capitalist Peter Thiel is flexing his financial muscle in high stakes politics. A big supporter of the Orange Prolapse, he's now the kosher piggy bank behind the Republican Senate campaigns of Blake Masters (AZ) and J.D. Vance (OH). But he's not even a Jew. And technically, having been born in Frankfurt, Germany, he's not even a real U.S. citizen. One must wonder why it's legal for him to pump tens of millions of dark money into American politics. Oops, I almost forgot. This is 'Merica.
Transition: Aside from the stellar acting and directing, one of the best things about The Sopranos was the scripts. Particularly the malapropisms (the mistaken use of a word in place of a similar-sounding one, often with an amusing effect).
When New York mob boss Johnny Sack dies, Paulie Walnuts over in Jersey proposes a toast.
"Ride the painted pony, let the spinning wheel glide." (not really a malapropism, but certainly relevant to this parody).
Peter Thiel
sonofsaf
Trump’s fucked up, Trump’s a clown
Peter Thiel states battleground
Livin’ in a bubble, boy Trump isn’t thin
Donald is a phony, don’t let Peter Thiel win
It isn’t funny when he’s, he’s all alone
Peter Thiel, tiny bone
Livin’ in a bubble, goin’ to hell and burn
Donald is a phony, but will Peter Thiel learn
Doesn’t mind spending a dime doesn’t give a damn anyway
You will find your fucking deadline
Stormy blow job if you’re inclined
And Daniels' monster tits are not real
Jared Kushner’s a fuckin’ Jew
Peter Thiel is one too
Blowin’ up bubbles the stock market lies
Fucking Trumper phonies make that Peter Thiel cry
Ha!
Jared Kushner is a Jew
Peter Thiel is one too
Blowin’ up bubbles the stock market lies
Donald is a phony, hope that Peter Thiel dies
Spinning Wheel
Blood Sweat And Tears
What goes up, must come down
Spinning wheel got to go round
Talkin' 'bout your troubles, it's a cryin' sin
Ride a painted pony, let the spinning wheel spin
You got no money and you, you got no home
Spinning wheel, all alone
Talkin' 'bout your troubles and you, you never learn
Ride a painted pony, let the spinning wheel turn
Did you find a directing sign on the straight and narrow highway?
Would you mind a reflecting sign?
Just let it shine within your mind
And show you the colors that are real
Someone is waiting just for you
Spinning wheel spinning through
Drop all your troubles by the riverside
Catch a painted pony on the spinning wheel ride
Ha!
Someone's waiting just for you
Spinning wheel spinning through
Drop all your troubles by the riverside
Ride a painted pony, let the spinning wheel fly
The Big Lie 100: (#94)
#390. Big Lie (Free Ride --- Edgar Winter)
#487. Donald's Big Lie (Mr. Blue Sky --- E.L.O.)
#495. American Lie (American Pie --- Don McLean)
#520. The Big Lie (When Doves Cry --- Prince)
#530. Big Lie (High Time --- Grateful Dead)
#545. Big Lie (Goodbye --- Night Ranger)
#549. All A Big Lie (Live And Let Die --- Paul McCartney)
#550. Would Trump Lie To You (Would I Lie To You --- Annie Lennox)
#552. Big Liar (Big Spender --- Shirley Bassey)#555. The Big Lie (Let Her Cry --- Hootie And The Blowfish)
#557. Big Lie (Big Love --- Fleetwood Mac)
#559. Big Lies (Big Balls --- AC/DC)
#561. The Big Lie (Aces High --- Iron Maiden)
#562. Big Lie Trump Overload (Goodbye Yellow Brick Road --- Elton John)
#563. Byrne's A Bitch (Burn The Witch --- Radiohead)
#564. As The World Byrnes (As The World Burns --- Kreator)
#565. Lie (Cry --- Godley and Creme)
#567. Byrne In Hell (Burn In Hell --- Twisted Sister)
#571. He's A Scrotum The Big Lie (I'm So Lonesome I Could Cry --- Hank Williams)
#594. Lie Lie You Trumpers (Die Die My Darling --- Metallica)
#595. To Live Is To Lie (To Live Is To Die --- Metallica)#597. Big Lie (Big Time --- Peter Gabriel)
#601. Lies (Lies --- Thompson Twins)
#602. Liar (Liar --- Three Dog Night)
#606. Lie Free-For-All (Fly On The Wall --- AC/DC)
#609. Big Liar (Big River --- Grateful Dead)
#616. Jeffrey Clark (Rosa Parks --- OutKast)
#627. Liar (Liar --- Henry Rollins)
#630. Lie! Lie! (Why?! Why?! --- Nancy Kerrigan)
#636. Everybody Blows (Justice League Soundtrack --- Sigrid)
#639. Orange Clown (Small Town --- John Cougar Mellencamp)
#640. Be Unforgiving And Never Stop Lying (Shawshank Redemption --- Morgan Freeman / Tim Robbins)
#643. Stampede (Candide --- Leonard Bernstein)
#651. It's The Big Lie (Electric Eye --- Judas Priest)
#653. Who Killed Ashli Babbitt (Who Killed Roger Rabbit --- Robert Zemekis)
#656. Dush (Hush --- Deep Purple)
#657. Dush (Plush --- Stone Temple Pilots)
#658. Gonna Rock The Vote (Evil Little Goat --- Pearl Jam)
#659. Trump's An Asshole (Get In The Hole --- generic dumbshit golf enthusiast)
#660. Trump's A Clown (Lay It Down --- Ratt)
#661. Between The Lies (Between The Eyes --- Ratt)#663. Lies Of The World (Eyes Of The World --- Grateful Dead)
#667. Hole Jim Jordan (Beast of Burden --- Rolling Stones)
#670. Sean Parnell (Go To Hell --- Alice Cooper)
#671. Patrick (Magic --- Olivia Newton-John)
#673. Sidney Implants (Breast Implants --- women w/ fake titties)
#674. We Abhor Sidney (Eleanor Rigby --- Paul McCartney)
#675. Trust Us on J6 (Justice for J6 )
#676. Fuck Lin Wood (Amii Stewart --- Knock On Wood)
#677. Lincoln Wood (If I Could --- Phish)
#678. Burt Jones (Them Bones --- Alice in Chains)
#679. Harriet's A Liar (Chariots of Fire --- Vangelis)
#680. Trump's A Liar (Light My Fire --- The Doors)
#681. Liar (Fire --- Jimi Hendrix)
#682. Lee (Tea --- King Diamond)
#683. Fuck You Michael Cloud (Get Off Of My Cloud --- Rolling Stones)
#684. Disunion Forever (The Union Forever --- Sergeant Richard Pickman)
#688. Fuck You Lou (Love Me Do --- The Beatles)
#690. Say No Thanks, 'Cause Trump Is A Crook And... (Ball Park Franks slogan)
#691. Barletta Theme Song (Baretta Theme Song --- Sammy Davis Jr.)
#693. Justice For Gay Pricks (Justice for J-6 --- Matt Braynard)
#694. Marco... Homo (Marco... Polo --- unknown)
#699. Kent Is A Woman (Scent Of A Woman --- Seinfeld)
#700. GOP (Can't You See --- Marshall Tucker Band)
#701. So Contradictory, Matt DePerno (Nestle --- It's Not Delivery, It's DiGiorno)
#702. Ellis Lie (Jealous Guy --- John Lennon)
#708. Orange Prolapsin' (Sister Christian --- Night Ranger)
#709. Burt (Hurt --- Nine Inch Nails)
#713. Bad Thune Lying (Bad Moon Rising --- John Fogerty)
#719. Donald Trumper Lies (Bette Davis Eyes --- Kim Carnes)
#722. Jody Hice (Paradise --- Coldplay)
#723. Liar (Liar --- Sex Pistols)
#725. Strategic Warning (Woke Up This Morning --- Alabama 3)
#726. Lake's A Caucasian (Shake Your Foundations --- AC/DC)
#727. Texas (Lexus --- Toyota Marketing Department)
#729. V.P. Pee Song (1970's Steelers Polka Fight Song --- Jimmy Psihoulis)
#740. Maximum Misery, Matt DePerno (It's Not Delivery, It's DiGiorno --- Nestle)
#742. Subpoena No Doubt (The Sun Will Come Out --- Little Orphan Annie)
#743. Congressman Cole (Head Like A Hole --- Nine Inch Nails
#745. Scavino Never Cums (Tomorrow Never Comes --- Teddy Geiger)
#746. Chucky (Lucky --- Radiohead)
#747. Dan Scavino (Sweet Potato --- Cracker)
#750. Queen Graham (Queen Jane --- Grateful Dead)
#754. Fraud (Maude --- Alan and Marilyn Bergman)
#755. Trump Oddity (Space Oddity --- David Bowie)
#757. Trump And Mark Meadows (Me And My Shadow --- Whispering Jack Smith)
#758. I Allege Grievance (The Pledge of Allegiance --- Rev. Francis Bellamy)
#760. Peter Theil (Spinning Wheel --- Blood Sweat And Tears
Blood Sweat & Tears came to the Burgh on the three occasions. Twice in 1969 (Syria Mosque and the Civic Arena). And once in 2008 at the Pepsi Cola Roadhouse in Burgettstown. I often wonder what has become of "Star Lake's long lost relative." It would make for a fantastic mini-megachurch.
Well then, perhaps, one day. One day.
Please do not share this material with multi-billionaire Peter Thiel and/or former President Donald J. Trump.
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