Sunday, October 31, 2021

#802. Fuck You Dawn Buckingham

Anytime Donald Trump offers one of his "complete and total endorsements," I feel a moral imperative to weigh-in as well.

A Senator and Doctor, Dawn Buckingham was one of my very first supporters in the Great State of Texas. She has served in the Senate for eight years, is highly respected, and is someone who can always be counted on to do the right thing for her State. She is running for the position of Land Commissioner in order to protect the great legacy of Texas including defending the Alamo which, like all other amazing institutions, is under siege. She is strong on Borders, our Second Amendment, Law Enforcement, loves our Military and our Vets. Dawn has my Complete and Total Endorsement!

Dawn shows off her trophy dildo.  Impressive!  Sit on it, Dawn.


Land Commissioner?  What's next?  Sanitation Director?  Asshole Inspector?  And now he's going outside the U.S. with his redundant, trite shit.  The Orange Prolapse recently "endorsed" Brazil President and fellow authoritarian wannabe Jair Bolsanaro.



Fuck You Dawn Buckingham
sonofsaf

Fuck you Dawn Buckingham, with toys,
Texas rendezvous.
Fuck you Dawn Buckingham, with toys,
All about the revenue.
Neither best nor the brightest
Asshole is the crack of dawn.
Two men equals a threesome,
With plenty of shots of cum.

Fuck you Dawn Buckingham, with toys,
Texas rendezvous.
Fuck you Dawn Buckingham, with toys,
All about the revenue.

A, dyke Dawn Buckingham, with toys,
And now she’s turned queer.
Yes; dyke dyke Dawn Buckingham, with toys,
Using them in her rear,
Republicans are dropping
To their knees jobs to blow.
A plan that's really twisted
Election overthrow.

Fuck you Dawn Buckingham, with toys,
Texas rendezvous.
Fuck you Dawn Buckingham, with toys,
All about the revenue.

Oh, fuck Dawn Buckingham, with toys,
Make her ass behave.
Yes; fuck Dawn Buckingham, with toys,
She's an Orange Prolapse slave
Everything’s honky dory
Tax the poor just for me
Land Commissioner endeavor
O say can you see

Fuck you Dawn Buckingham, with toys,
Texas rendezvous.
Fuck you Dawn Buckingham, with toys,
All about the revenue.
 
 

Stand Up For Uncle Sam
Bobby Horton

Stand up for Uncle Sam, my boys,
With hearts brave and true.
Stand up for Uncle Sam, my boys,
For he has stood up by you.
He's made your home the brightest
The sun o'er shone upon.
For honor, right and freedom,
He's many a battle won.

Stand up for Uncle Sam, my boys,
With hearts brave and true.
Stand up for Uncle Sam, my boys,
For he has stood up by you.

Oh, strike for Uncle Sam, my boys,
For danger is near.
Yes; strike strike for Uncle Sam, my boys,
And all to you most dear,
Rebellious sons are plotting
To lay the homestead low.
Their hands are madly lifted
To give the fatal blow.

Stand up for Uncle Sam, my boys,
With hearts brave and true.
Stand up for Uncle Sam, my boys,
For he has stood up by you.

Oh, fall for Uncle Sam, my boys,
If need be to save.
Yes; fall for Uncle Sam, my boys,
Tho' in a soldier's grave.
His flag so long our glory
Dishonor'd shall not be
But heav'nward float forever
The banner of the free.

Stand up for Uncle Sam, my boys,
With hearts brave and true.
Stand up for Uncle Sam, my boys,
For he has stood up by you.
 

 
 
In the year 2021, the United States is basking in the glow of

A.  Pornography
B.  Revisionist History
C.  The Confederacy
D.  All of the above.

I believe the correct answer is "D."  As in "da" something.

Please do not share this material with Dawn Buckingam and/or former President Donald J. Trump.


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