The 2022 Missouri Senate Republican primary is a hotly contested one. Let's see here. You've got uber-rich, tough guy Mark McCloskey who achieved stardom during a BLM protest.
I prefer the nickname Pinky Khaki Izod. |
Then there's Congresswoman Vicky Hartlzler. She's your prototype conservative mid-western who naturally feels obligated to placate the Orange Prolapse.
Eric Schmitt, the Missouri Attorney General, threw his dick in the ring as well.
I believe it to be a seductively, tilted dong. Likely the result of Peyronie's disease. But hey, he just got a "law and order" endorsement from Trump's former AG Matthew Whitaker.
Kinda makes you wonder... why would anyone want an endorsement from a skinhead bodybuilding nobody? |
Last but not least, is current front runner, former Missouri Governor Eric Greitens who resigned the office amidst scandal.
Tammy Wynette here... "Stand by Greteins!" She later divorced him. |
In the show me state, he showed his propensity for domestic violence. Sexually assaulting his former hairdresser, taking nude photos of her, and then trying to bribe her with them. Uh, does this guy really sound like U.S. Senate material?
Hmm, these days, uh... that's a definite maybe.
Eric Greitens
sonofsaf
Oh Lord, from Missouri, he’s Eric Greitens
His friends all have money, Trump he will defend
Guilty of nineteen crimes, not drinkin’ with friends
So Lord, from Missouri he’s Eric Greitens
Oh Lord, in Missouri why cannot you see
Gimme a holler some repentance for thee
I know that he’s guilty misconduct you’ll see
So oh Lord, in Missouri why cannot you see
Oh Lord, in Missouri an Orange Prolapse clown
And he will throw you, under a bus downtown
Thinks he is sexy orange is the new brown
Oh Lord, in Missouri an Orange Prolapse clown
Everybody!
Oh Lord, from Missouri, he’s Eric Greitens
His friends all have money, Trump he will defend
Guilty of nineteen crimes, not drinkin’ with friends
So Lord, from Missouri he’s Eric Greitens
That's it!
Mercedes Benz
Janis Joplin
Oh Lord, won't you buy me a Mercedes Benz?
My friends all drive Porsches, I must make amends
Worked hard all my lifetime, no help from my friends
So Lord, won't you buy me a Mercedes Benz?
Oh Lord, won't you buy me a color TV?
Dialing for dollars is trying to find me
I wait for delivery each day until three
So oh Lord, won't you buy me a color TV?
Oh Lord, won't you buy me a night on the town?
I'm counting on you, Lord, please don't let me down
Prove that you love me and buy the next round
Oh Lord, won't you buy me a night on the town?
Everybody!
Oh Lord, won't you buy me a Mercedes Benz?
My friends all drive Porsches, I must make amends
Worked hard all my lifetime, no help from my friends
So oh Lord, won't you buy me a Mercedes Benz?
That's it!
Janis Joplin played just once in Pittsburgh. At the Civic Arena back on November 2, 1969. I was 4 months old at the time and didn't make the traditional hour long trek up I-70 & I-79 to dahntahn.
Please do not share this material with Missouri Republican Governor candidate Eric Greitens.
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