#735. Rand Paul's Gay

Rand Paul is the junior United States Senator from Kentucky. 

Rand speaks at a Keep America sweater-vested Investment rally.

And it's a good thing he's the junior.  Why?  Because the Senior Senator is like 109 years old.  

Well... 79 years old.  E-gad!

Does anyone remember when Rand Paul's neighbor beat the living shit out of him?  Uh yeah, I'm sure it was about some landscaping issue.  Rand excoriated him, "You better make like a tree... and leave!"

 

Rand Paul’s Gay
sonofsaf

Fake news I am not a fan
And Donald Trump is not a man
And stop the steal is a big deal
And so’s a McDonald’s Happy Meal

Rand’ll show the way
Up your ass today
‘Cause Rand Paul is gay
He’d try, to, fuck every guy he knew
Donald Trump, too, Ivanka is a Jew
I said

Rand Paul’s gay chub

Fake news sharing if you dare
And Donald Trump asks where, where, where
‘Cause he is LGBT Queer
And Rand’s despised by all his peers

Rand’ll show the way
Up your ass today
‘Cause Rand Paul is gay
He’d try, to, fuck every guy he knew
Donald Trump, too, Ivanka is a Jew
I said

Rand Paul’s gay chub
Rand Paul’s gay
Rand Paul’s gay chub

Take Rand’s ass insert a fist
He lives down South, a bluegrass twist
Just don’t ask why, he wants to screw
If you’re a man, he’ll fuck you too
If you’re a man, he’ll fuck you too
If you’re a man, he’ll fuck you too
If you’re a man, he’ll fuck you too
If you’re a man
He’ll fuck you too

Rand’ll show the way
Up your ass today
‘Cause Rand Paul is gay
He’d try, to, fuck every guy he knew
Donald Trump, too, Ivanka is a Jew
I said

Rand Paul’s gay chub

Rand Paul’s gay chub
Rand Paul’s gay

Rand Paul’s gay chub
Rand Paul’s gay

Rand Paul’s gay chub
Rand Paul’s gay

Rand Paul’s gay chub

 

Dance Hall Days
Wang Chung

Take your baby by the hand
And make her do a high hand stand
And take your baby by the heel
And do the next thing that you feel

We were so in phase
In our dance hall days
We were cool on craze
When I, you, and everyone we knew
Could believe, do, and share in what was true
I said

Dance hall days, love

Take your baby by the hair
And pull her close and there, there, there
And take your baby by the ears
And play upon her darkest fears

We were so in phase
In our dance hall days
We were cool on craze
When I, you, and everyone we knew
Could believe, do, and share in what was true
I said

Dance hall days, love
Dance hall days
Dance hall days, love

Take your baby by the wrist
And in her mouth, an amethyst
And in her eyes, two sapphires blue
And you need her and she needs you
And you need her and she needs you
And you need her and she needs you
And you need her and she needs you
And you need her
And she needs you

We were so in phase
In our dance hall days
We were cool on craze
When I, you, and everyone we knew
Could believe, do, and share in what was true
I said

Dance hall days, love

Dance hall days, love
Dance hall days

Dance hall days, love
Dance hall days

Dance hall days, love
Dance hall days

Dance hall days, love

Wang Chung came to Pittsburgh 3 times.  I doubt they'll ever be back.  CHUUUNNNGGGG! (spoken like William Shatner's Kahn bit. 

Civic Arena (1984), Star Lake in 2000 (along with Missing Persons, Gene Loves Jezebel, Flock of Seagulls), and the Rex Theater in 2010.  Missed 'em all.  Long story short, I've never been chunged in the wang.  Or, for that matter, wanged in the chung.

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