In the entire history of the United States Senate, my favorite all-time "homent" (or homo-moment if you will), was Idaho's Larry Craig "wide stance" explanation for his mysterious behavior in a toilet stall at the Minneapolis Airport. Up until then, I never really gave much thought to the water-closeted political lifestyles of the rich and famous.
Anyone up for a game of "fecal faggot footsie?"
I mean, seriously, who even knew that was a thing? Privately jacking it while you're simultaneously playing "tiptoe through the toilets."
And how about the police officer who's tasked with busting up those secret restroom rendezvouses? Talk about a job that both literally and physically stinks. Brings new meaning to the term of being on-doodie. (on-duty)
But as far as poli-homo shit goes, Senator Lindsey Graham easily takes second place.
Everyone knows the dude's gay. His colleagues, his aids (er, uh, his aides... my bad), every South Carolina evangelical, the entire Fox News viewing audience, etc. Brings new meaning to the term "Graham Cracker."
It’s gotta be so strange, when you’re a homosexual. Lindsey’s gay.
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I've never met Lindsey Graham. Also, I don't really care much for graham crackers. S'mores too for that matter.
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