#762. Do Not Fall Off The Stage

This weekend, Vince Neil fell off the stage and broke some ribs at the "Monsters of the Mountain" rock music festival in Pigeon Forge, Tennessee.  

Needless to say, this makes Vince unqualified to be "the king of the mountain."

So let this parody serve as a warning to any performer who takes the stage.  

Whether it be a musician, or even better, an aspiring politician.

Hard to believe that Ted Cruz didn't give a shit about his admittedly premature ejaculatory VPee pick...  ex-Hewlett Packard CEO, Carly Fiorini.  Perhaps it was an omen for how the Orange Prolapse would inevitably treat Mike Pence.  Hang Mike Pence!  Hang Mike Pence!

Do Not Fall Off The Stage
sonofsaf

Exit the stage, go to the left not right
Everyone dies, you gotta roll the dice
Just you wait and see, I used to be so lean
What the fuck happened to me

Do not fall
(Do not fall off the stage) do not fall
(Do not fall off the stage) do not fall off the stage
Do not fall
Do not fall
(Do not fall off the stage) do not fall
(Do not fall off the stage) do not fall off the stage

Falling’s a thrill, but the hospital ain’t
Oh my cracked ribs equaled four, but they still made me wait
Insurance likes to screw, at least I’m not a Jew
Need a new plan, next time I’ll watch my feet

Do not fall
(Do not fall off the stage) do not fall
(Do not fall off the stage) do not fall off the stage
Do not fall
Just don’t fall
(Do not fall off the stage) do not fall
(Do not fall off the stage) do not fall off the stage

Exit the stage, go to the left not right
Well I almost died, ‘cause the Orange Prolapse lied
Just you wait and see, I used to be so lean
Need a new plan, next time I’ll watch my feet

Do not fall
(Do not fall off the stage) do not fall
(Do not fall off the stage) do not fall off the stage
Do not fall
Just don’t fall
(Do not fall off the stage) do not fall
(Do not fall off the stage) do not fall off the stage

 

Too Young To Fall In Love
Motley Crue

You say our love
Is like dynamite
Open your eyes
'Cause it's like fire and ice
Well you're killing me
Your love's a guillotine
Why don't you just set me free

[Chorus:]
Too young to fall in love

Run for the hills
We're both sinners and saints
Not a woman, but a whore
I can just taste the hate
Well now I'm killing you
Watch your face turning blue
Not yet a man
Just a punk in the street

[Chorus:]

[Solo:]

You say our love
Is like dynamite
Well its no surprise
Cause you've got one-way eyes
Well you're killing me
Your love's a guillotine
Not yet a man
Just a punk in the street

Motley Crue has played Pittsburgh a grand total of 18 times.  Not too shabby.  But let's be honest, through the decades, Vince Neil has really taken a fall.

Favorite Motley Crue tune?  Not something I've given much thought to.  But off the top of my head, let's go with a 3-way tie.  Looks That Kill, Home Sweet Home, and All In The Name Of Rock And Roll.

Motley Crue: 

7-26-87, Buckeye Lake Music Center, Newark, OH
7-31-87, Civic Arena, Pittsburgh, PA
8-30-05, Post-Gazette Pavilion, Burgettstown, PA
8-31-08, Post-Gazette Pavilion, Burgettstown, PA
8-16-09, Post-Gazette Pavilion, Burgettstown, PA
9-2-12, First Niagara Pavilion, Burgettstown, PA
8-13-14, First Niagara Pavilion, Burgettstown, PA

Please do not share this material with Motley Crue singer Vince Neil, former Republican presidential candidate Carly Fiorini,  and/or my partner Mason (who has had multiple encounters with Vince Neil).