Monday, October 11, 2021

#743. Congressman Cole

Tom Cole (R-OK) represents Oklahoma's 4th Congressional District and currently serves as the Deputy Minority Whip.  He's also a proud member of the Chickenshit Tribe, having aligned himself with the Orange Prolapse and the big lie.  His biggest accomplishment to date was voting against certification of the 2020 Electoral College results.

It's all smiles from the dumb schmuck... and the orange fuck.

 



Congressman Cole
sonofsaf

Not funny, Jared Kushner is a Jew
Not funny, Ivanka has converted too
Not funny, all of that chutzpah and gall
Not funny, so sycophantic, and fucking small

News, you can’t fake it
News, you can’t fake it
News, you can’t fake MSDNC
News, you can’t fake it
News, you can’t fake it
News, you can’t fake MSDNC

Congressman Cole, acts like a troll
He’d rather lie and sell off his soul
Congressman Cole, acts like a troll
He’d rather lie and sell off his soul

How can a man have so much nerve
He’s blowing cocks like they’re hors d’oeuvres
How can a man have so much nerve
He’s blowing cocks like they’re hors d’oeuvres

Not funny, the Orange Prolapse du jour
Not funny, Melania Trump’s a god damn stupid whore
Not funny, insurrection didn’t leave us amused
Not funny, what’s left to lose

News, you can’t fake it
News, you can’t fake it
News, you can’t fake MSDNC
News, you can’t fake it
News, you can’t fake it
News, you can’t fake MSDNC

Congressman Cole, acts like a troll
He’d rather lie and sell off his soul
Congressman Cole, acts like a troll
He’d rather lie and sell off his soul

How can a man have so much nerve
He’s blowing cocks like they’re hors d’oeuvres
How can a man have so much nerve
He’s blowing cocks like they’re hors d’oeuvres
How can a man have so much nerve
He’s blowing cocks like they’re hors d’oeuvres
How can a man have so much nerve
He’s blowing cocks like they’re hors d’oeuvres

Congressman Cole, acts like a troll
He’d rather lie and sell off his soul
Congressman Cole, acts like a troll
He’d rather lie and sell off his soul
Congressman Cole, acts like a troll
He’d rather lie and sell off his soul
Congressman Cole, acts like a troll
He’d rather lie and sell off his soul

How can a man have so much nerve
He’s blowing cocks like they’re hors d’oeuvres
How can a man have so much nerve
He’s blowing cocks like they’re hors d’oeuvres
How can a man have so much nerve
He’s blowing cocks like they’re hors d’oeuvres
How can a man have so much nerve
He’s blowing cocks like they’re hors d’oeuvres

 

Head Like A Hole
Nine Inch Nails

God money, I'll do anything for you
God money, just tell me what you want me to
God money, nail me up against the wall
God money, don't want everything, he wants it all

No, you can't take it
No, you can't take it
No, you can't take that away from me
No, you can't take it
No, you can't take it
No, you can't take that away from me

Head like a hole, black as your soul
I'd rather die than give you control
Head like a hole, black as your soul
I'd rather die than give you control

Bow down before the one you serve
You're going to get what you deserve
Bow down before the one you serve
You're going to get what you deserve

God money's not looking for the cure
God money's not concerned about the sick among the pure
God money, let's go dancing on the backs of the bruised
God money's not one to choose

No, you can't take it
No, you can't take it
No, you can't take that away from me
No, you can't take it
No, you can't take it
No, you can't take that away from me

Head like a hole, black as your soul
I'd rather die than give you control
Head like a hole, black as your soul
I'd rather die than give you control

Bow down before the one you serve
You're going to get what you deserve
Bow down before the one you serve
You're going to get what you deserve
Bow down before the one you serve
You're going to get what you deserve
Bow down before the one you serve
You're going to get what you deserve

Head like a hole, black as your soul
I'd rather die than give you control
Head like a hole, black as your soul
I'd rather die than give you control
Head like a hole, black as your soul
I'd rather die than give you control
Head like a hole, black as your soul
I'd rather die than give you control

Bow down before the one you serve
You're going to get what you deserve
Bow down before the one you serve
You're going to get what you deserve
Bow down before the one you serve
You're going to get what you deserve
Bow down before the one you serve
You're going to get what you deserve




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#495.  American Lie (American Pie --- Don McLean)

#520.  The Big Lie (When Doves Cry --- Prince)

#530.  Big Lie (High Time --- Grateful Dead)

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#555.  The Big Lie (Let Her Cry --- Hootie And The Blowfish)

#557.  Big Lie (Big Love --- Fleetwood Mac)

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#561.  The Big Lie (Aces High --- Iron Maiden)

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#565.  Lie (Cry --- Godley and Creme)

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#595.  To Live Is To Lie (To Live Is To Die --- Metallica) 
 
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#597.  Big Lie (Big Time --- Peter Gabriel)

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#602.  Liar (Liar --- Three Dog Night)

#606.  Lie Free-For-All (Fly On The Wall --- AC/DC)

#609.  Big Liar (Big River --- Grateful Dead)

#616.  Jeffrey Clark (Rosa Parks --- OutKast)

#626.  So Great At Big Lies (Too Late For Goodbyes --- Julian Lennon)

#627.  Liar (Liar --- Henry Rollins)

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#632.  Fucked Up Lie (Custard Pie --- Led Zeppelin)

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#657.  Dush (Plush --- Stone Temple Pilots)

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#670.  Sean Parnell (Go To Hell --- Alice Cooper)

#671.  Patrick (Magic --- Olivia Newton-John)

#673.  Sidney Implants (Breast Implants --- women w/ fake titties)

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#675.  Trust Us on J6 (Justice for J6 )

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#677.  Lincoln Wood (If I Could --- Phish)

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#681.  Liar  (Fire --- Jimi Hendrix)

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#700.  GOP (Can't You See --- Marshall Tucker Band) 

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#702.  Ellis Lie (Jealous Guy --- John Lennon)

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#740.  Maximum Misery, Matt DePerno (It's Not Delivery, It's DiGiorno --- Nestle)

#742.  Subpoena No Doubt (The Sun Will Come Out --- Little Orphan Annie)

#743.  Congressman Cole (Head Like A Hole --- Nine Inch Nails


Fittingly, Nine Inch Nails has played the Burgh nine times.  Seen 'em twice.

11-28-94, Civic Arena, Pittsburgh, PA 

9-23-95, Star Lake Amphitheater, Burgettstown, PA (w/ David Bowie)


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