#775. Stars

Well I just wrote Cars.  So I thought I'd write Stars.  You know, bring everything full circle so I can be at peace with myself.  Om.

So Saf, who are three of your least favorite stars?  In no particular order, Rosie O'Donnell, Uranus, and Of David.

 

 

Stars
sonofsaf

Worship the stars
All the chutzpah and gall
Because many are whores
Planet Hollywood delivers stars

Worship the stars
One can only believe
One plus one equals two
Metallica’s drummer’s name is Lars

Worship the stars
Orange Prolapse is a clown
Colin Kaep’s on his knees
In golf it helps when you get pars

Worship the stars
You know that vodka’s a drink
All the Russians are white
Because they love to fight in bars

 

Cars
Gary Numan

Here in my car
I feel safest of all
I can lock all my doors
It's the only way to live in cars

Here in my car
I can only receive
I can listen to you
It keeps me stable for days in cars

Here in my car
Where the image breaks down
Will you visit me please
If I open my door in cars

Here in my car
I know I've started to think
About leaving tonight
Although nothing seems right in cars

Since 1980, Gary Numan has played the Burgh a total of six times.  Half of his shows were at the Stanley Theater (Benedum).  His last appearance was right down the road in Millvale at Mr. Small's Theater in the fall of 2018.  Never seen him.

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