#783. Baldwin

All of these Republican candidates... desperately trying to appeal to Orange Prolapse sycophants... are just so fucking pathetic.

Hey,  J.D. "antz in your pantz" Vance!  Seriously... is that really the best you can do?  

I thought you claimed to be an actual writer.  Unlike myself of course.  An esteemed song parody writer.
 

 

 

Baldwin
sonofsaf

Whoo, alright

Prop gun’s a joke until it’s fired
There was no duel a Western liar
Hollywood’s a whore, there is no doubt yeah
You know it’s on, when bullets come out

Baldwin shot her now she’s dead
Assistant Hayla Hutchins
He shot her in the head
She was a Ukranian
Now she’s gone forever, ow

No one believes Alec is innocent
A total actor couldn't ask for more
Ha-ha, don’t call his bluff ego you’ll feed
Not in the back bullet in the head

Baldwin shot her now she’s dead
Assistant Hayla Hutchins
He shot her in the head
She was a Ukranian
Now she’s gone forever, ow

Whoa yeah
Baldwin shot her now she’s dead
Assistant Hayla Hutchins
He shot her in the head
She was a Ukranian
Now she’s gone forever, ow

 

Cold Gin
Kiss

Whoo, alright

My heater's broke and I'm so tired
I need some fuel to build a fire
The girl next door, her lights are out, yeah
The landlord's gone, I'm down and out

Ooh, it's cold gin time again
You know it'll always win
Cold gin time again
You know it's the only thing
That keeps us together, ow

It's time to leave and get another quart
Around the corner at the liquor store
Ha-ha, the cheapest stuff is all I need
To get me back on my feet again

Ooh, it's cold gin time again
You know it'll always win
It's cold gin time again
You know it's the only thing
That keeps us together, ow

Whoa yeah
Ooh, it's cold gin time again
You know it'll always win
It's cold gin time again
You know it's the only thing
That keeps us together, ow

Saf, what's your favorite Gene Simmons song?  Probably "I Love It Loud."  Followed by "Deuce."

Kiss:

3-27-97, Civic Center, Wheeling, WV
5-26-00, Post-Gazette Pavilion, Burgettstown, PA
8-21-03, Post-Gazette Pavilion, Burgettstown, PA
7-4-04, Post-Gazette Pavilion, Burgettstown, PA
12-13-09, Mellon Arena, Pittsburgh, PA
7-29-10, First Niagara Pavilion, Burgettstown, PA
9-2-12, First Niagara Pavilion, Burgettstown, PA
8-24-14, First Niagara Pavilion, Burgettstown, PA
8-26-16, Covelli Centre, Youngstown, OH
3-30-19, PPG Paints Arena, Pittsburgh, PA
10-13-21, The Pavilion at Star Lake, Burgettstown, PA

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