Republican Jeff Crank has a certain Orange Prolapse appeal.
Not to be confused with baked potato appeal.
In other news, England beat Congo 2-1. I could've done without the Oasis Wonder Wall encore sing-a-long. That song has always annoyed the living shit out of me. But I'll still root for 'em.
Next up? England vs. Mexico at Estadio Azteca in Mexico City on Sunday night. And that... will be the place to be...
on the planet earth.
Crank
sonofsaf
Why is MAGA Crank
Why is MAGA Crank
Colorado Crank
Why is MAGA Crank
Why is Ivanka a Jew
And a fucking piece of shit
The Donald breaks the law
An orange clown of bullshit
Why is MAGA Crank
Why is MAGA Crank
Colorado Crank
Why is MAGA Crank
Why’s America great
Why the rosacea pigment
Why is Donald dumping
Motorboatin’ BeBest
Tiny mushroom ain’t deep
Forty Seven’s a creep
The Orange Prolapse hooray
Die Jeffrey George Crank
Blank
Smashing Pumpkins
I wish I was blank
I wish I was blank
I wish I could thank
I wish I was blank
I write a letter to you
And there'd be nothing to it
I wouldn't hem and haw
On just how to start it
I wish I was blank
I wish I was blank
I wish I could thank
I wish I was blank
I wish I'd stand up straight
I wish I'd said things different
I wish I'd said nothing
Things would be so perfect
I wish myself to keep
I pray myself to sleep
I wish myself away
I wish I was blank
No offense... but this song is really annoying. Kinda sounds and feels like chewing on tin foil.
The Smashing Pumpkins have rocketed the Burgh a grand total of 13 times. They return to the Burgh on October 6 for a show at PPG Paints Arena. I'll probably head down. They're doing Melon Collie and the Infinite Sadness. Such an event could conceivably make me happy.
Smashing Pumpkins:
9-6-96, Civic Arena, Pittsburgh, PA
10-22-22, PPG Paints Arena, Pittsburgh, PA
The Big Lie 100:
#3952. Stormy D. (Valerie --- Steve Winwood)
#3953. Stormy D. (Stand By Me --- Ben E. King)
#3954. Delaney Hall (Once And For All --- Hell Is For Heroes)
#3955. Bari Weiss (Edelweiss --- The Sound Of Music)
#3956. Bari Weiss (Pay The Price --- Twisted Sister)
#3957. Wes Climer (Tree Climber --- Stellar Kart)
#3958. Donald Is Very Gay (Drivin' My Life Away --- Eddie Rabbit)
#3959. Carrie Buck (What The Fuck --- Bill Wurtz)
#3960. The Donald's Big Lie (No Woman, No Cry --- Bob Marley)
#3961. Glassman (Madman --- Crippled Black Phoenix)
#3962. Glassman (Madman --- Silverchair)
#3963. Hern (Learn --- Ari Hest)
#3964. Trump Derangement Syndrome (Fading Kitten Syndrome --- ROAR)
#3965. John Wahl (The Wall --- Alok & Sevenn)
#3966. Jackson (Jackson --- Dave Barnes)
#3967. Jackson (Jackson --- Lucinda Williams)
#3968. John Wahl (The Wall --- Willie Nelson)
#3969. Celeste Maloy (Helen Of Troy --- Orchestral Manoeuvres In The Dark)
#3970. Rick Jackson (To Jackson --- The Cribs)
#3971. Reflecting Pool (Too Cool For School --- Fountains Of Wayne)
#3972. J.D. Vance (Capri Pants --- Bikini Kill)
#3973. J.D. Vance (Take A Chance --- Brother Cane)
#3974. James (Games --- Ryan Adams)
#3975. James (Games --- The Strokes)
#3976. John James Is Boneless (Who Claims The Soulless --- Danzig)
#3977. Mike Mazzei (Stir Crazy --- Unlike Pluto)
#3978. Bruce Blakeman (Awaken --- Big Wild)
#3979. Oberacker (Jacob's Ladder --- Bruce Springsteen)
#3980. Kennedy (Jealousy --- Spoon)
#3981. Steiner (Miner --- Kara's Flowers)
#3982. Trump Is A Cunt From The Right (Ain't Even Done With The Night --- John Cougar Mellencamp)
#3983. David Steiner (Granny Diner --- Grizzly Bear)
#3984. Reflecting Pool (We Rule The School --- Belle & Sebastian)
#3985. Oberacker (Jacob's Ladder --- Patrick Wolf)
#3986. Oberacker (Jacob's Ladder --- Anne Murray)
#3987. Bill Pulte (Bird Of Prey --- The Doors)
#3988. Bill Pulte (Bird of Prey --- Army Of Lovers)
#3989. Bill Pulte (New Year's Day --- U2)
#3990. Steiner (Miner --- Kara's Flowers)
#3991. Keep On Rowing (Keep on Growing --- Grateful Dead)
#3992. Crank (Blank --- Smashing Pumpkins)
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