#4003. Tiny Mushroom Trump Accounts

Yesterday, before unwittingly sabotaging the U.S. Men's National Soccer Team, the Orange Prolapse praised Michael and Susan Dell for donating billions of dollars to Trump accounts.

Over the past 6 months, Dell stock has risen from $120 per share to $411.

I'd like to see Susie's husband get a matching facelift.  

Hey, if it works for her... it should work for him. 

 

As for the stock, I'd take a short position.  Dell ain't swell.

Tiny Mushroom Trump Accounts
sonofsaf

Donald had a secret to keep
Motorboatin’ Stormy’s big teats
Had a job to blow horseface denies
Trump is a faggot coup d’etat crime

Stormy Daniels ain’t a damn whore
Donald isn’t remotely hardcore
GOAT antihero’s trash is back in town
The tiny mushroom accounts

Tiny mushroom Trump Accounts
Tiny mushroom Trump Accounts
Big Lie all the way
Fury Fire on the Mountain
Chairman of the Board
And forever war

Stop the steal that faggot’s a Log Cabin inbred
Take into account (his) MAGA red
You think it brings dividends
Forty-seven puts this shit to bed

Stormy Daniels ain’t a damn whore
Donald isn’t remotely hardcore
GOAT antihero’s trash is back in town
The tiny mushroom accounts

Tiny mushroom Trump Accounts
Tiny mushroom Trump Accounts
Big Lie all the way
Fury Fire on the Mountain
Chairman of the Board
And forever war

 

A Collection Of Accounts
Superchunk

I try to keep still when I sleep
Or I get rubbed wrong by the sheets
I pull a pillow across my eyes
'Cause it's a dagger that eastern line

And when I step outside that door
I don't exist so much anymore
But as an arrow flashing up or down
Just a collection of accounts

A collection of accounts
A collection of accounts
Drained dry every day
Like a ditch that feeds a fountain
Just to be restored
And get drained some more

Do you feel the target on the back of your head
Based on the threadcount of your bed
Black ink you might sketch your friends
But it's a dagger that's sinking dread

And when I step outside that door
I don't exist so much anymore
But as an arrow flashing up or down
Just a collection of accounts

A collection of accounts
A collection of accounts
Drained dry every day
Like a ditch that feeds a fountain
Just to be restored
And get drained some more

Not quite sure "what this song is about."  Fair warning to the internet... it's a parody you should probably avoid.  Maybe suitable for karaoke night at Eat'n'Park. 

From 1990 to the present, Superchunk has punked the Burgh a grand total of 7 times.  Never heard of 'em.

The Big Lie 100:

#3952.  Stormy D. (Valerie --- Steve Winwood)

#3953.  Stormy D. (Stand By Me --- Ben E. King)

#3954.  Delaney Hall (Once And For All --- Hell Is For Heroes)

#3955.  Bari Weiss (Edelweiss --- The Sound Of Music)

#3956.  Bari Weiss (Pay The Price --- Twisted Sister)

#3957.  Wes Climer (Tree Climber --- Stellar Kart)

#3958.  Donald Is Very Gay (Drivin' My Life Away --- Eddie Rabbit)

#3959.  Carrie Buck (What The Fuck --- Bill Wurtz)

#3960.  The Donald's Big Lie (No Woman, No Cry --- Bob Marley)

#3961.  Glassman (Madman --- Crippled Black Phoenix)

#3962.  Glassman (Madman --- Silverchair)

#3963.  Hern (Learn --- Ari Hest)

#3964.  Trump Derangement Syndrome (Fading Kitten Syndrome --- ROAR) 

#3965.  John Wahl (The Wall --- Alok & Sevenn)

#3966.  Jackson (Jackson --- Dave Barnes)

#3967.  Jackson (Jackson --- Lucinda Williams)

#3968.  John Wahl (The Wall --- Willie Nelson)

#3969.  Celeste Maloy (Helen Of Troy --- Orchestral Manoeuvres In The Dark)

#3970.  Rick Jackson (To Jackson --- The Cribs)

#3971.  Reflecting Pool (Too Cool For School --- Fountains Of Wayne)

#3972.  J.D. Vance (Capri Pants --- Bikini Kill)

#3973.  J.D. Vance (Take A Chance --- Brother Cane)

#3974.  James (Games --- Ryan Adams)

#3975.  James (Games --- The Strokes)

#3976.  John James Is Boneless (Who Claims The Soulless --- Danzig)

#3977.  Mike Mazzei (Stir Crazy --- Unlike Pluto)

#3978.  Bruce Blakeman (Awaken --- Big Wild)

#3979.  Oberacker (Jacob's Ladder --- Bruce Springsteen)

#3980.  Kennedy (Jealousy --- Spoon)

#3981.  Steiner (Miner --- Kara's Flowers)

#3982.  Trump Is A Cunt From The Right (Ain't Even Done With The Night --- John Cougar Mellencamp)

#3983.  David Steiner (Granny Diner --- Grizzly Bear)

#3984.  Reflecting Pool (We Rule The School --- Belle & Sebastian)

#3985.  Oberacker (Jacob's Ladder --- Patrick Wolf)

#3986.  Oberacker (Jacob's Ladder --- Anne Murray)

#3987.  Bill Pulte (Bird Of Prey --- The Doors)

#3988.  Bill Pulte (Bird of Prey --- Army Of Lovers)

#3989.  Bill Pulte (New Year's Day --- U2)

#3990.  Steiner (Miner --- Kara's Flowers)

#3991.  Keep On Rowing (Keep on Growing --- Grateful Dead)

#3992.  Crank (Blank --- Smashing Pumpkins)

#3993.  John James (Head Games --- Foreigner)

#3994.  David Steiner (All Night Diner --- Taylor Swift)

#3995.  Downing (Drowning --- Stereophonics)

#3996.  The Immaculate Concussion (The Immaculate Rejection --- sonofsaf)

#3997.  Mitch (Bitch --- The Vaselines)

#3998.  Mitch (Bitch --- Stephen Lynch)

#3999.  Mitch (Bitch --- Yeah Yeah Yeahs)

#4000.  Tayvis (Save Us --- King's X)

#4001.  Sacrifice (Vincent Price --- Deep Purple)

#4002.  Save America Act (As A Matter Of Fact --- Babyface)

#4003.  Tiny Mushroom Trump Accounts (A Collection Of Accounts --- Superchunk)

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