#4033. Thune

Despite their recent semi-cordial appearance, 

Depends?  Inquiring minds would like to know.

sources connected to the Orange Prolapse have informed me that he's very angry with Senate Majority Leader John Thune.  Mostly regarding the lack of support for his Save America Act and repeated calls to terminate the filibuster.

Trump's so incensed that he's wants to give Thune a nickname.  But even Donald realizes that "John Goon" sounds pretty lame.  So he wants to amp it up a notch.

 

 

"Senator Port-a-John Goon" is under active consideration.

 

Thune
sonofsaf

I wish Trump had cancer
Donald’s so obscene
He’s Trumpin’ ’n Dumpin’
Inbred face and bad hygiene  

John Thune worse than pink slime
John Thune tall and white
Senate he’ll be screwing
A screwing delight
Mar-a-Lago dumbfuck
Mar-a-Lago puke
Diaper diarrhea
Cyclospora rebuke

Why be in hell
Yinz is Satan n’at
Kushner masturbater
Isn’t nearly as fat

John Thune worse than pink slime
John Thune tall and white
Senate he’ll be screwing
A screwing delight
Mar-a-Lago dumbfuck
Mar-a-Lago puke
Diaper diarrhea
Cyclospora rebuke

Get your pets spayed or neutered
You stop the steal whore
A tub of Big Mac lard
Gay faggot’s asshole is sore

John Thune worse than pink slime
John Thune tall and white
Senate he’ll be screwing
A screwing delight
Mar-a-Lago dumbfuck
Mar-a-Lago puke
Diaper diarrhea
Cyclospora rebuke

Trump is a liar
Donald’s a cunt
A stormy wet dream
Why’s The Donald so fat

John Thune worse than pink slime
John Thune tall and white
Senate he’ll be screwing
A screwing delight
Mar-a-Lago dumbfuck
Mar-a-Lago puke
Diaper diarrhea
Cyclospora rebuke

 

Goon
Osees

A general answer
On the TV screen
All the bugs are buzzin'
In the spaces in between

A goon in the daytime
A goon in the night
Oh, what am I doing?
I'm doing alright
A regular haircut
A sensible suit
A general idea
Of general pursuits

I please myself
With a baseball bat
I'm a mainstream bater
What they think about that?

A goon in the daytime
A goon in the night
Oh, how am I doing?
I'm doing alright
A regular haircut
A sensible suit
A general idea
Of general pursuits

I was born in the future
And I died real poor
A beautiful bastard
Laying on the kitchen floor

A goon in the daytime
A goon in the night
Oh, what am I doing?
I'm doing alright
A regular haircut
A sensible suit
A general idea
Of general pursuits

I hear the wire
A boy needs love
I've got some ice cream
Can you compete with that?

A goon in the daytime
A goon in the night
Oh, what am I doing?
I'm doing alright
A regular haircut
A sensible suit
A general idea
Of general pursuits 

Osees has seen the Burgh twice.  Once in 2009 at Garfield Artworks.  The second time at Spirit in 2024.

Never heard of 'em.

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#3952.  Stormy D. (Valerie --- Steve Winwood)

#3953.  Stormy D. (Stand By Me --- Ben E. King)

#3954.  Delaney Hall (Once And For All --- Hell Is For Heroes)

#3955.  Bari Weiss (Edelweiss --- The Sound Of Music)

#3956.  Bari Weiss (Pay The Price --- Twisted Sister)

#3957.  Wes Climer (Tree Climber --- Stellar Kart)

#3958.  Donald Is Very Gay (Drivin' My Life Away --- Eddie Rabbit)

#3959.  Carrie Buck (What The Fuck --- Bill Wurtz)

#3960.  The Donald's Big Lie (No Woman, No Cry --- Bob Marley)

#3961.  Glassman (Madman --- Crippled Black Phoenix)

#3962.  Glassman (Madman --- Silverchair)

#3963.  Hern (Learn --- Ari Hest)

#3964.  Trump Derangement Syndrome (Fading Kitten Syndrome --- ROAR) 

#3965.  John Wahl (The Wall --- Alok & Sevenn)

#3966.  Jackson (Jackson --- Dave Barnes)

#3967.  Jackson (Jackson --- Lucinda Williams)

#3968.  John Wahl (The Wall --- Willie Nelson)

#3969.  Celeste Maloy (Helen Of Troy --- Orchestral Manoeuvres In The Dark)

#3970.  Rick Jackson (To Jackson --- The Cribs)

#3971.  Reflecting Pool (Too Cool For School --- Fountains Of Wayne)

#3972.  J.D. Vance (Capri Pants --- Bikini Kill)

#3973.  J.D. Vance (Take A Chance --- Brother Cane)

#3974.  James (Games --- Ryan Adams)

#3975.  James (Games --- The Strokes)

#3976.  John James Is Boneless (Who Claims The Soulless --- Danzig)

#3977.  Mike Mazzei (Stir Crazy --- Unlike Pluto)

#3978.  Bruce Blakeman (Awaken --- Big Wild)

#3979.  Oberacker (Jacob's Ladder --- Bruce Springsteen)

#3980.  Kennedy (Jealousy --- Spoon)

#3981.  Steiner (Miner --- Kara's Flowers)

#3982.  Trump Is A Cunt From The Right (Ain't Even Done With The Night --- John Cougar Mellencamp)

#3983.  David Steiner (Granny Diner --- Grizzly Bear)

#3984.  Reflecting Pool (We Rule The School --- Belle & Sebastian)

#3985.  Oberacker (Jacob's Ladder --- Patrick Wolf)

#3986.  Oberacker (Jacob's Ladder --- Anne Murray)

#3987.  Bill Pulte (Bird Of Prey --- The Doors)

#3988.  Bill Pulte (Bird of Prey --- Army Of Lovers)

#3989.  Bill Pulte (New Year's Day --- U2)

#3990.  Steiner (Miner --- Kara's Flowers)

#3991.  Keep On Rowing (Keep on Growing --- Grateful Dead)

#3992.  Crank (Blank --- Smashing Pumpkins)

#3993.  John James (Head Games --- Foreigner)

#3994.  David Steiner (All Night Diner --- Taylor Swift)

#3995.  Downing (Drowning --- Stereophonics)

#3996.  The Immaculate Concussion (The Immaculate Rejection --- sonofsaf)

#3997.  Mitch (Bitch --- The Vaselines)

#3998.  Mitch (Bitch --- Stephen Lynch)

#3999.  Mitch (Bitch --- Yeah Yeah Yeahs)

#4000.  Tayvis (Save Us --- King's X)

#4001.  Sacrifice (Vincent Price --- Deep Purple)

#4002.  Save America Act (As A Matter Of Fact --- Babyface)

#4003.  Tiny Mushroom Trump Accounts (A Collection Of Accounts --- Superchunk)

#4004.  Trump Accounts (Shake Break Bounce --- The Chemical Brothers)

#4005.  Trump's Sacrifice (My Sacrifice --- Creed)

#4006.  Graham Platner (deli platter --- Johnny Utah)

#4007.  Shotwell (Bombshell --- Operation Ivy)

#4008.  The MAGA Meltdown (The Final Countdown --- Europe)

#4009.  Shotwell (Unwell --- Surf Curse)

#4010.  Lindsey Graham (Heather Graham --- Da Vinci's Notebook)

#4011.  Freedom Fuel (Rocket Fuel --- Alvin Lee)

#4012.  Mitch McConnell (Horizontal --- Bee Gees)

#4013.  Nancy Mace (Face To Face --- David Allan Coe)

#4014.  Darline (Darlene --- The Lumineers)

#4015.  Mike Lindell (NFL --- sonofsaf)

#4016.  Governor Stitt (Lickety Split --- Spiderbait)

#4017.  Hegseth (Deep Breath --- 32 Leaves)

#4018.  Pete Hegseth (The Black Death --- Something Rotten Broadway Musical)

#4019.  TNT (T.N.T. --- AC/DC)

#4020.  Orange Prolapse Fart (Kickstart My Heart --- Motley Crue)

#4021.  Big Lie Coup D'etat Was Wild (If I Ever Was A Child --- Wilco)

#4022.  Pickaxe Mountain (Sugar Mountain --- Neil Young)

#4023.  Governor Stitt (Lickety Split --- Devandra Banhart)

#4024.  Andy Biggs (Truffle Pigs ---  Matthew Goodman Band)

#4025.  Hegseth (Deep Breath --- The Sound)

#4026.  Andy Biggs (Blinking Pigs --- Little Dragon)

#4027.  Andy S. Biggs (We Are The Pigs --- Suede)

#4028.  Donald Trump's Blowing (Where Are You Going --- Dave Matthews Band)

#4029.  Kolodin (Violin --- They Might Be Giants)

#4030.  Hegseth (Til Death --- Christopher Sieber & Megan Hilty)

#4031.  Mitch McConnell (Horizontal --- All)

#4032.  Trump (Plump --- Hole)

#4033.  Thune (Goon --- Osees)

 

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