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Orange Prolapse Fart
sonofsaf
Spread the big lie, the big lie indeed
Elon’s money Washington, D.C.
A fart, a fart
Orange Prolapse fart
All the jism mopped ain’t urinary
Tahoe’s the lake for pornography
A fart, a fart
Orange Prolapse fart
Ooh, MAGA flags unfurled
Ooh, Donald Trump’s a clown
Fuck, yeah
Orange Prolapse fart, shit work of art
Fuck, yeah
Stormy
Fuck, yeah
Orange Prolapse fart, killin’ all the cops
Ooh, yeah
Stormy, yeah
God forsaketh Trump’s an asshole stain
And a baby who’s a naughty fuck basket case
A fart, a fart
Orange Prolapse fart
He’s got no stubble, Low T has arrived
Big Mac cooking and a coup d’etat crime
A fart, a fart
Orange Prolapse fart
Yeah, MAGA flags unfurled
Yeah, Donald Trump’s a clown, clown, clown
Fuck, yeah
Orange Prolapse fart, shit work of art
Fuck, yeah
Stormy
Fuck, yeah
Orange Prolapse fart, killin’ all the cops
Fuck, yeah
Stormy
Orange Prolapse fart
A retarded shit man, ass has bleeded
Bleeded from his ass
Wish he’d die, DJT’s got no class
War has been waged, American rage
Golden toilet’s flushing more shit stains
Donald J. Trump’s still got no class
He’s gay, ooh-ah
Orange Prolapse fart, killin’ all the cops
Sure does stink, has a tiny mushroom cock
Fuck, yeah
Orange Prolapse fart, shit work of art
Fuck, yeah
S-s-s-s-s-Stormy
Fuck, yeah
Orange Prolapse fart, shit work of art
Fuck, yeah
Stormy
Orange Prolapse fart, shit work of art
Fuck, yeah
Stormy
Fuck, yeah
Orange Prolapse fart, shit work of art
Fuck, yeah
Orange Prolapse fart
Kickstart My Heart
Motley Crue
When I get high, I get high on speed
Top fuel funny car's a drug for me
My heart, my heart
Kickstart my heart
Always got the cops coming after me
Custom built bike doing 103
My heart, my heart
Kickstart my heart
Ooh, are you ready girls?
Ooh, are you ready now?
Whoa, yeah
Kickstart my heart, give it a start
Whoa, yeah
Baby
Whoa, yeah
Kickstart my heart, hope it never stops
Ooh, yeah
Baby, yeah
Skydive naked from an aeroplane
Or a lady with a body from outer space
My heart, my heart
Kickstart my heart
Say I got trouble, trouble in my eyes
I'm just looking for another good time
My heart, my heart
Kickstart my heart
Yeah, are you ready girls?
Yeah, are you ready now, now, now?
Whoa, yeah
Kickstart my heart, give it a start
Whoa, yeah
Baby
Whoa, yeah
Kickstart my heart, hope it never stops
Whoa, yeah
Baby
Kickstart my heart
When we started this band, all we needed
Needed was a laugh
Years gone by, I'd say we've kicked some ass
When I'm enraged or hitting the stage
Adrenaline rushing through my veins
And I'd say we're still kicking ass
I say, ooh-ah
Kickstart my heart, hope it never stops
And to think, we did all of this to rock
Whoa, yeah
Kickstart my heart, give it a start
Whoa, yeah
B-b-b-b-b-b-baby
Whoa, yeah
Kickstart my heart, hope it never stops
Whoa, yeah
Baby
Kickstart my heart, hope it never stops
Whoa, yeah
Baby
Whoa, yeah
Kickstart my heart, give it a start
Whoa, yeah
Kickstart my heart
My second parody of Kickstart My Heart. Four years ago, I penned #993. Diaz-Balart. (Mario Diaz-Balart is a Republican Congressman from the rural southern Florida region west of Miami).
From 1984 to the present, Motley Crue has rocked the Burgh a grand total of 20 times.
Motley Crue:
7-26-87, Buckeye Lake Music Center, Newark, OH
7-31-87, Civic Arena, Pittsburgh, PA
8-30-05, Post-Gazette Pavilion, Burgettstown, PA
8-31-08, Post-Gazette Pavilion, Burgettstown, PA
8-16-09, Post-Gazette Pavilion, Burgettstown, PA
9-2-12, First Niagara Pavilion, Burgettstown, PA
8-13-14, First Niagara Pavilion, Burgettstown, PA
8-12-22, PNC Park, Pittsburgh, PA
7-17-26, The Pavilion at Star Lake, Burgettstown, PA
The Big Lie 100:
#3952. Stormy D. (Valerie --- Steve Winwood)
#3953. Stormy D. (Stand By Me --- Ben E. King)
#3954. Delaney Hall (Once And For All --- Hell Is For Heroes)
#3955. Bari Weiss (Edelweiss --- The Sound Of Music)
#3956. Bari Weiss (Pay The Price --- Twisted Sister)
#3957. Wes Climer (Tree Climber --- Stellar Kart)
#3958. Donald Is Very Gay (Drivin' My Life Away --- Eddie Rabbit)
#3959. Carrie Buck (What The Fuck --- Bill Wurtz)
#3960. The Donald's Big Lie (No Woman, No Cry --- Bob Marley)
#3961. Glassman (Madman --- Crippled Black Phoenix)
#3962. Glassman (Madman --- Silverchair)
#3963. Hern (Learn --- Ari Hest)
#3964. Trump Derangement Syndrome (Fading Kitten Syndrome --- ROAR)
#3965. John Wahl (The Wall --- Alok & Sevenn)
#3966. Jackson (Jackson --- Dave Barnes)
#3967. Jackson (Jackson --- Lucinda Williams)
#3968. John Wahl (The Wall --- Willie Nelson)
#3969. Celeste Maloy (Helen Of Troy --- Orchestral Manoeuvres In The Dark)
#3970. Rick Jackson (To Jackson --- The Cribs)
#3971. Reflecting Pool (Too Cool For School --- Fountains Of Wayne)
#3972. J.D. Vance (Capri Pants --- Bikini Kill)
#3973. J.D. Vance (Take A Chance --- Brother Cane)
#3974. James (Games --- Ryan Adams)
#3975. James (Games --- The Strokes)
#3976. John James Is Boneless (Who Claims The Soulless --- Danzig)
#3977. Mike Mazzei (Stir Crazy --- Unlike Pluto)
#3978. Bruce Blakeman (Awaken --- Big Wild)
#3979. Oberacker (Jacob's Ladder --- Bruce Springsteen)
#3980. Kennedy (Jealousy --- Spoon)
#3981. Steiner (Miner --- Kara's Flowers)
#3982. Trump Is A Cunt From The Right (Ain't Even Done With The Night --- John Cougar Mellencamp)
#3983. David Steiner (Granny Diner --- Grizzly Bear)
#3984. Reflecting Pool (We Rule The School --- Belle & Sebastian)
#3985. Oberacker (Jacob's Ladder --- Patrick Wolf)
#3986. Oberacker (Jacob's Ladder --- Anne Murray)
#3987. Bill Pulte (Bird Of Prey --- The Doors)
#3988. Bill Pulte (Bird of Prey --- Army Of Lovers)
#3989. Bill Pulte (New Year's Day --- U2)
#3990. Steiner (Miner --- Kara's Flowers)
#3991. Keep On Rowing (Keep on Growing --- Grateful Dead)
#3992. Crank (Blank --- Smashing Pumpkins)
#3993. John James (Head Games --- Foreigner)
#3994. David Steiner (All Night Diner --- Taylor Swift)
#3995. Downing (Drowning --- Stereophonics)
#3996. The Immaculate Concussion (The Immaculate Rejection --- sonofsaf)
#3997. Mitch (Bitch --- The Vaselines)
#3998. Mitch (Bitch --- Stephen Lynch)
#3999. Mitch (Bitch --- Yeah Yeah Yeahs)
#4000. Tayvis (Save Us --- King's X)
#4001. Sacrifice (Vincent Price --- Deep Purple)
#4002. Save America Act (As A Matter Of Fact --- Babyface)
#4003. Tiny Mushroom Trump Accounts (A Collection Of Accounts --- Superchunk)
#4004. Trump Accounts (Shake Break Bounce --- The Chemical Brothers)
#4005. Trump's Sacrifice (My Sacrifice --- Creed)
#4006. Graham Platner (deli platter --- Johnny Utah)
#4007. Shotwell (Bombshell --- Operation Ivy)
#4008. The MAGA Meltdown (The Final Countdown --- Europe)
#4009. Shotwell (Unwell --- Surf Curse)
#4010. Lindsey Graham (Heather Graham --- Da Vinci's Notebook)
#4011. Freedom Fuel (Rocket Fuel --- Alvin Lee)
#4012. Mitch McConnell (Horizontal --- Bee Gees)
#4013. Nancy Mace (Face To Face --- David Allan Coe)
#4014. Darline (Darlene --- The Lumineers)
#4015. Mike Lindell (NFL --- sonofsaf)
#4016. Governor Stitt (Lickety Split --- Spiderbait)
#4017. Hegseth (Deep Breath --- 32 Leaves)
#4018. Pete Hegseth (The Black Death --- Something Rotten Broadway Musical)
#4019. TNT (T.N.T. --- AC/DC)
#4020. Orange Prolapse Fart (Kickstart My Heart --- Motley Crue)
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