#3996. The Immaculate Concussion

Back in 2014, I penned an undiscussable children's book entitled "The Immaculate Rejection." 

Warning: Not for the faint of heart.

Little did I know, that just 2 years later, the mysterious "Havana Syndrome" would leave it's mark on American diplomats and personnel stationed in Cuba.  Migraines, vertigo, mental fog and memory lapses, tinnitus, chronic fatigue, insomnia, the list is basically endless.

Experts refer to the unexplainable symptoms as "The Immaculate Concussion."  Hmm, sound familiar? 

General consensus is that it involves small "disguised weapons" capable of emitting a constant barrage of "high frequency microwave pulses."  But due to the inherent reluctance of acknowledging asymmetric warfare and the generational warfare paradigm (injuring and killing people without conventional weapons), it remains a touchy subject.  

Again, sound familiar?  Hint: dominipede.

The Immaculate Concussion
Dr. Douglas H. Smith

The Immaculate Rejection
sonofsaf

 

I've never done a parody of a book title.  Seemed appropriate considering that reports of Havana Syndrome have impacted roughly 1,500 U.S. personnel in 96 countries worldwide. 

Hey, at least Havana syndrome is minimally discussable (after 10+ years).

My material, the wireless equivalent of shouting "FIRE" in a crowded theater, remains entirely undiscussable.  Keep an eye out for September 27, 2026 at 3pm.

Eight NFL games, Fifteen MLB games, a NASCAR race in Kansas and D-g knows what else.  Ouch.

No big deal really.  But mark my words... on 9/11, everyone looked up and saw planes crash into buildings.  Then they ran for their lives.  On the next 9/11, everyone will look down into their cell phones screens and then react accordingly.  And once again, they'll run for their lives.

A decentralized, mass casualty AI-driven event is inevitable.  My bet's on the stampedes.  It'll make the first 9/11 look like a kindergarten bake sale.

Have a happy 4th of July.

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Please do not share this material with those who've experienced Havana Syndrome and/or President Donald J. Trump.