#4040. Jay Clayton

Tomorrow, Jay Clayton is expected to take the reigns as Director of National Intelligence.  

 

The current Ass-Kissing Director Bill Pulte is gonna discreetly shuffle out.  

 

The Orange Prolapse appears "bulgingly satisfied" with this transition.

The combined intellectual dominance of these 3 could generate enough power to toast a slice of Wonder Bread... lightly. 

South America or Africa?  You decide.

Or an inverted  Congo.

Rumor has it... that the Orange Prolapse has conceived of a plan to redirect the unclean water from the Reflecting Pool to help combat the wildfires in the Pacific Northwest.  Think of it in terms of an artificial colon that extends from Washington, D.C. all the way to Spokane, Washington.

 

Jay Clayton
sonofsaf

Big lie and Jay Clayton
Bullshit, all the MAGA flags unfurled

Donald is a blunder
Donald (is) queer and gay
Mushroom, to dismember
So misguided, Tahoe stay

Big lie and Jay Clayton
Bullshit, all the MAGA flags unfurled

 Defined, by a gold shitter
That shitter’s, a toilet to smell
DJT’s, a mother fucker (Ooh, ooh)
Job to blow, dumb bibles to sell (Ooh, ooh)
Hell

Big lie and Jay Clayton (Big lie)
Bullshit, all the MAGA flags unfurled
Big lie and Jay Clayton
Bullshit, all the MAGA flags unfurled

Mm, a, man of war
Beast limousine
Cum dumpster loads
So obscene, so obscene
He’s gonna build a wall
Stop the steal, his tiny dick is small

Big lie and Jay Clayton (Oh)
Bullshit, all the MAGA flags unfurled
Big lie and Jay Clayton
Bullshit, all the MAGA flags unfurled
Oh, oh, oh

Big Mac delight, filet is fishy
Great despair, Washington D.C.
Red tie to launder, laundry ain’t much fun
Trumper Dumper’s well-funded, when all’s said and done (Oh)

Big lie and Jay Clayton
Bullshit, all the Proud Boys and the Girls (Girls)
Big lie and Jay Clayton (Big lie)
Bullshit, all the Proud Boys and the Girls (Girls)
Big lie and Jay Clayton (Big lie)
Bullshit, all the MAGA flags unfurled

Unshaken
D’Angelo
(from "Red Dead Redemption II" soundtrack)

May I stand unshaken
Amid, amidst the crash of the world

Did I hear a thunder?
Did I hear you pray?
I can't quite remember
Just what guided me this way, oh, oh

May I stand unshaken
Amid, amidst the crash of the world

The pines, they often whisper
They whisper what no tongue can tell
He who drinks from the deep water (Ooh, ooh)
May he know the depths of the well (Ooh, ooh)
Well

May I stand unshaken (May I)
Amid, amidst the crash of the world (Mm)
May I stand unshaken
Amid, amidst the crash of the world

Mm, oh, traveler
What have you seen?
Were there crossroads
Where you been, where you been?
I once was standing tall
Now I feel my back's against the wall

May I stand unshaken (Oh)
Amid, amidst the crash of the world
May I stand unshaken
Amid, amidst the crash of the world
Oh, oh, oh

The morning light when it comes to me
It was there, but I could not see
Am I to wander as a wayward son?
Will the hunter be hunted by the smoking gun? (Oh)

May I stand unshaken
Amid, amidst the crash of the world (World)
May I stand unshaken (May I)
Amid, amidst the crash of the world (World)
May I stand unshaken (May I)
Amid, amidst the crash of the world 

R&B singer Michael Eugene Archer, better known as D'Angelo, passed away in 2025 following a bout with pancreatic cancer.  He was 51.  

The Big Lie 100:

#3952.  Stormy D. (Valerie --- Steve Winwood)

#3953.  Stormy D. (Stand By Me --- Ben E. King)

#3954.  Delaney Hall (Once And For All --- Hell Is For Heroes)

#3955.  Bari Weiss (Edelweiss --- The Sound Of Music)

#3956.  Bari Weiss (Pay The Price --- Twisted Sister)

#3957.  Wes Climer (Tree Climber --- Stellar Kart)

#3958.  Donald Is Very Gay (Drivin' My Life Away --- Eddie Rabbit)

#3959.  Carrie Buck (What The Fuck --- Bill Wurtz)

#3960.  The Donald's Big Lie (No Woman, No Cry --- Bob Marley)

#3961.  Glassman (Madman --- Crippled Black Phoenix)

#3962.  Glassman (Madman --- Silverchair)

#3963.  Hern (Learn --- Ari Hest)

#3964.  Trump Derangement Syndrome (Fading Kitten Syndrome --- ROAR) 

#3965.  John Wahl (The Wall --- Alok & Sevenn)

#3966.  Jackson (Jackson --- Dave Barnes)

#3967.  Jackson (Jackson --- Lucinda Williams)

#3968.  John Wahl (The Wall --- Willie Nelson)

#3969.  Celeste Maloy (Helen Of Troy --- Orchestral Manoeuvres In The Dark)

#3970.  Rick Jackson (To Jackson --- The Cribs)

#3971.  Reflecting Pool (Too Cool For School --- Fountains Of Wayne)

#3972.  J.D. Vance (Capri Pants --- Bikini Kill)

#3973.  J.D. Vance (Take A Chance --- Brother Cane)

#3974.  James (Games --- Ryan Adams)

#3975.  James (Games --- The Strokes)

#3976.  John James Is Boneless (Who Claims The Soulless --- Danzig)

#3977.  Mike Mazzei (Stir Crazy --- Unlike Pluto)

#3978.  Bruce Blakeman (Awaken --- Big Wild)

#3979.  Oberacker (Jacob's Ladder --- Bruce Springsteen)

#3980.  Kennedy (Jealousy --- Spoon)

#3981.  Steiner (Miner --- Kara's Flowers)

#3982.  Trump Is A Cunt From The Right (Ain't Even Done With The Night --- John Cougar Mellencamp)

#3983.  David Steiner (Granny Diner --- Grizzly Bear)

#3984.  Reflecting Pool (We Rule The School --- Belle & Sebastian)

#3985.  Oberacker (Jacob's Ladder --- Patrick Wolf)

#3986.  Oberacker (Jacob's Ladder --- Anne Murray)

#3987.  Bill Pulte (Bird Of Prey --- The Doors)

#3988.  Bill Pulte (Bird of Prey --- Army Of Lovers)

#3989.  Bill Pulte (New Year's Day --- U2)

#3990.  Steiner (Miner --- Kara's Flowers)

#3991.  Keep On Rowing (Keep on Growing --- Grateful Dead)

#3992.  Crank (Blank --- Smashing Pumpkins)

#3993.  John James (Head Games --- Foreigner)

#3994.  David Steiner (All Night Diner --- Taylor Swift)

#3995.  Downing (Drowning --- Stereophonics)

#3996.  The Immaculate Concussion (The Immaculate Rejection --- sonofsaf)

#3997.  Mitch (Bitch --- The Vaselines)

#3998.  Mitch (Bitch --- Stephen Lynch)

#3999.  Mitch (Bitch --- Yeah Yeah Yeahs)

#4000.  Tayvis (Save Us --- King's X)

#4001.  Sacrifice (Vincent Price --- Deep Purple)

#4002.  Save America Act (As A Matter Of Fact --- Babyface)

#4003.  Tiny Mushroom Trump Accounts (A Collection Of Accounts --- Superchunk)

#4004.  Trump Accounts (Shake Break Bounce --- The Chemical Brothers)

#4005.  Trump's Sacrifice (My Sacrifice --- Creed)

#4006.  Graham Platner (deli platter --- Johnny Utah)

#4007.  Shotwell (Bombshell --- Operation Ivy)

#4008.  The MAGA Meltdown (The Final Countdown --- Europe)

#4009.  Shotwell (Unwell --- Surf Curse)

#4010.  Lindsey Graham (Heather Graham --- Da Vinci's Notebook)

#4011.  Freedom Fuel (Rocket Fuel --- Alvin Lee)

#4012.  Mitch McConnell (Horizontal --- Bee Gees)

#4013.  Nancy Mace (Face To Face --- David Allan Coe)

#4014.  Darline (Darlene --- The Lumineers)

#4015.  Mike Lindell (NFL --- sonofsaf)

#4016.  Governor Stitt (Lickety Split --- Spiderbait)

#4017.  Hegseth (Deep Breath --- 32 Leaves)

#4018.  Pete Hegseth (The Black Death --- Something Rotten Broadway Musical)

#4019.  TNT (T.N.T. --- AC/DC)

#4020.  Orange Prolapse Fart (Kickstart My Heart --- Motley Crue)

#4021.  Big Lie Coup D'etat Was Wild (If I Ever Was A Child --- Wilco)

#4022.  Pickaxe Mountain (Sugar Mountain --- Neil Young)

#4023.  Governor Stitt (Lickety Split --- Devandra Banhart)

#4024.  Andy Biggs (Truffle Pigs ---  Matthew Goodman Band)

#4025.  Hegseth (Deep Breath --- The Sound)

#4026.  Andy Biggs (Blinking Pigs --- Little Dragon)

#4027.  Andy S. Biggs (We Are The Pigs --- Suede)

#4028.  Donald Trump's Blowing (Where Are You Going --- Dave Matthews Band)

#4029.  Kolodin (Violin --- They Might Be Giants)

#4030.  Hegseth (Til Death --- Christopher Sieber & Megan Hilty)

#4031.  Mitch McConnell (Horizontal --- All)

#4032.  Trump (Plump --- Hole)

#4033.  Thune (Goon --- Osees)

#4034.  Introducing Susan Collins (Introducing Mary Poppins --- Lin-Manuel Miranda & Emily Blunt)

#4035.  Tayvis (Save Us --- Feeder)

#4036.  Lance Schroyer (Destroyer --- Venom)

#4037.  Oberacker (Jacob's Ladder ---Incognito)

#4038.  Bill Pulte (Bird Of Prey --- Uriah Heep)

#4039.  Clayton (Satan --- The Dwarves)

#4040.  Jay Clayton (Unshaken --- D'Angelo)

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