#408. Jive Cock In

I'm don't watch any of the intellectually stimulating Kardashian tv series.  Ooh, they're going shopping.  Ooh, they're flying to Paris.  Ooh, one of them has diarrhea.  Consistent with that line of reasoning, their trials and tribulations just ain't something I give a shit about.  However, I have noticed that all of the daughters seem to only engage in relationships with black men.

This one represents a different race altogether.  Family: Freak.  Genus: Junkie.  Species: Lizard

Dedicated to the Kardashian sisters and their eternal quest for BBC.

 

Jive Cock In
sonofsaf

Just stick your jive cock in
You’re selling cream pies
Jive cock in
In between your thighs
Jive cock in
In woman it’s good, yeah
Jive cock in
And take my manhood

So, so wild
You'll never know
Put your dick inside me
So, so wild
You in the clutch
Is using both holes double jeopardy?

You want my jive cock in
You're selling cream pies, yeah
Love potion
Is still number nine
LSD, it’s just the drugs that you take
Just stick your jive cock in
My ass all the way

Dispose of
Morning wood
It’s the way you drool
Where you blow
Such a nasty prize
Using a dildo
Like a doggy tool
On all fours

Jive cock in
You're selling cream pies, yeah
Jive cock in
In between your thighs
Jive cock in
In woman it’s good yeah
Jive cock in
And take my manhood

Love locking
Is better than wine, yeah
Jive cock in
Your cunt all the time
Stick it in your body
Where the sun doesn’t shine
With all that jive cock in.
Face fuck til you cry

You want my jive cock in.
You're selling cream pies, yeah
Love potion
Is still number nine
LSD, it’s just the drugs that you take
Just stick your jive cock in
My ass all the way

Love locking
Is better than wine, yeah
Jive cock in
My cunt all the time
Stick it in your body
Where the sun doesn’t shine
With all that jive cock in.
Face fuck til you cry, yeah, yeah

Oh jive cock in
Jive cock in
Oh jive cock in

Jive Talkin’
Bee Gees

It's just your jive talkin'
You're telling me lies, yeah
Jive talkin'
You wear a disguise
Jive talkin'
So misunderstood, yeah
Jive talkin'
You really no good

Oh, my child
You'll never know
Just what you mean to me
Oh, my child
You got so much
You're gonna take away my energy

With all your jive talkin'
You're telling me lies, yeah
Good lovin'
Still gets in my eyes
Nobody believes what you say
It's just your jive talkin'
That gets in the way

Oh my love
You're so good
Treating me so cruel
There you go
With your fancy lies
Leavin' me lookin'
Like a dumbstruck fool
With all your

Jive talkin'
You're telling me lies, yeah
Jive talkin'
You wear a disguise
Jive talkin'
So misunderstood, yeah
Jive talkin'
You just ain't no good

Love talkin'
Is all very fine, yeah
Jive talkin'
Just isn't a crime
And if there's somebody
You'll love till you die
Then all that jive talkin'
Just gets in your eye

Jive talkin'
You're telling me lies, yeah
Good lovin'
Still gets in my eyes
Nobody believes what you say
It's just your jive talkin'
That gets in the way

Love talkin'
Is all very fine, yeah
Jive talkin', just isn't a crime
And if there's somebody
You'll love till you die
Then all that jive talkin'
Just gets in your eye, yeah yeah

Oh jive talkin'
Jive talkin'
Oh jive talkin'

 

Yeah, I know... another Bee Gees parody.

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