#420. Governor Little

Idaho's Republican Governor Brad Little was recently out of state on a vacation in Helena, Montana.  Where he frequented a whore house and had a brief affair with a prostitute coincidentally named Helen Smellin'.  But that's neither here nor there.

While he was outta state, his Lt. Governor Janice McGeachin took it upon herself to lift the statewide mask mandate.  Not to sound overly Ari Melberesque but.... Mother Janice, why ya buggin'?

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In a nutshell, Janice McGeachin just filed to run for Governor and essentially primary her fellow executive branch peer from the far right lane.  She's gonna try and kung flu Brad's little ass!

Not to deliberately sound like an acutely annoying alternative Janice but...

Oh!  My!  God!

Governor Little
sonofsaf

Governor Little
McGeachin
Governor Little  
Who is to blame
Governor Little
The job blows
Governor Little
A masking mandate

Governor Little
Tension rose
Governor Little
A Covid lie
Governor Little
The crowd jeers
Governor Little
I create mayhem
I create mayhem
I create mayhem

Election nearer
In the end
Day’s drawing nearer
The game of blame
More of a riddle,
For wise men
Clown is a sinner
Orange Prolapse you say

Give him the finger
And heckle
Trump’s hands are small
Kiss his rear end
Now Governor Little
The crowd jeers
Governor Little I can cause
I can cause mayhem
I can cause mayhem
I can cause mayhem

Who’s to blame
Who’s to blame
Who’s to blame
Who’s to blame
A masking mandate
A masking mandate
Who’s to blame oh
I can cause mayhem
I can cause mayhem

 

Little by Little
Robert Plant

Little by little
My heart grieves
Little by little
I call your name
Little by little
My tears flow
Little by little
Everything changes

Little by little
The time goes
Little by little
The days pass by
Little by little
The air clears
Little by little
I can breathe again
I can breathe again
I can breathe again
I can breathe again

Back at the mirror
Your good friend
Talk to the mirror
Play out the game
Stop in the middle,
I stop then
Look at the winner
And the price you pay

Cold was the winter
I trembled
Long was the fall
That had no end
Now little by little
The air clears
Little by little I can breathe
I can breathe again
I can breathe again
I can breathe again

Call your name
Call your name
Call your name
Call your name
Everything changes
Everything changes
I call your name oh
I can breathe again
I can breathe again

Just for the record, there are a few unusual videos of a mid-80's, puffy shirted, Robert Plant lip-syncing "Little By Little" on youtube.  They're all filmed at various studio wrestling-like television studios throughout Europe.  I cannot, in good conscience, provide the links.  You'll have to look for 'em on your own.

Robert Plant & Jimmy Page:

3-25-95, Civic Arena, Pittsburgh, PA

Please do not share this information with Governor Brad Little (R-ID), Lt. Governor Janice "Preachin" McGeachin (R-ID), and/or former President Donald J. Trump.