#355. Lawrence Of Giants

Other than the breaking of Joe Theismann's leg...

my favorite Lawrence Taylor moment was from the Sopranos executive card game.

 

 

Lawrence of Giants
sonofsaf

If one of us was a crack whore
It’s probably me Parcells we sure adore
Don’t fuck with me anyone
If you can stop my ass
Won’t see a Super Bowl run

Giants New York Giants Newark more
We love their screams
God forsake we masturbate
Cum’s all the same it’s cream

Lawrence of Giants he heard the call
Blue nation badness we are football
Not on house arrest nor on the dance floor
Oh the Lawrence of Giants
The Lawrence of Giants

Cold weather brrr season’s fate
The ball goes back and forth
The players fight
They’re always right and Vegas sells it short

Lawrence of Giants he heard the call
Blue nation badness we are football
Cumming so loudly git yer facial my doll
The Lawrence of Giants
The Lawrence of Giants

Lawrence of Giants he heard the call
Blue nation badness we are football
Not on house arrest nor on the dance floor
Oh the Lawrence of Giants
Oh the Lawrence of Giants
Lawrence of Giants
Lawrence of Giants

Killer of Giants
Ozzy Osbourne

If none of us believe in war
Then can you tell me what the weapon's for
Listen to me everyone
If the button is pushed
There'll be nowhere to run

Giants sleeping giants winning wars
Within their dreams
Till they wake when it's too late
And in god's name blaspheme

Killer of giants threatens us all
Mountains of madness standing so tall
Marches of protest not stopping the war
Or the killer of giants
The killer of giants

Mother nature people state
Your case without its worth
Your seas run dry
Your sleepless eyes are turning red alert

Killer of giants threatens us all
Mountains of madness standing so tall
Rising so proudly it has nowhere to fall
This killer of giants
This killer of giants

Killer of giants threatens us all
Mountains of madness standing so tall
Marches of protest not stopping the war
Oh the killer of giants
Oh the killer of giants
Killer of giants
Killer of giants

 

 

No Ozzy concerts to speak of.   However... I have seen a few Giants games.

New York Giants:

10-26-08, Heinz Field, Pittsburgh, PA

8-10-13, Heinz Field, Pittsburgh, PA

12-4-16, Heinz Field, Pittsburgh, PA

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