#370. His Newtered Cock Is Blockin'

When it comes to Donald J. Trump, former House Speaker Newt Gingrich is pretty darn prolific.  He just loves to write books about his hero... the Orange Prolapse. 

Understanding Trump

Trump's America: The Truth About Our Nation's Great Comeback

Trump and the American Future: Solving The Great Problems Of Our Time

Trump vs. China: America's Greatest Threat

Re-Electing Trump: Four More Years To Make America Great Again

I will say one thing.  Figging Newton certainly knows his audience.  Gullible, impetuous, easily indoctrinated, and so on and so forth.  He knows how to give 'em what they want.  Nude's the man!

 

(Just look at these two patriotic spring chickens.  One's a con.  The other, both a con and a neocon.)

Trump and Gingrich.  United together by a very rare physical condition known as "identical gock."  A combination of gut and cock.

 

His Newtered Cock Is Blockin’
sonofsaf

Fox News jism they are cummin’ on me
Semen and red blood is the best
You've been caressin’ where you shouldn't 've been caressin’
And you know it’s gonna make a big ’ol mess

His Newtered cock is blockin’
Vagina he’ll eschew
One of these days his Newtered cock will cum all over you
Ya

You keep lyin' when you’re lookin’ for foolin’
And you keep choosing ways not to get her wet
You keep prayin’ instead of rearrangin’
Your divorce not right was highly circumspect

His Newtered cock is blockin’
Vagina he’ll eschew
One of these days his Newtered cock will cum all over you

You keep gayin’ though I shouldn't be sayin’
Your ass keeps winkin’ takin’ it up there first
He just wants to be a big fat fascist (yeah)
The Trumpers won’t be able to discern
His Newtered cock is blockin’
Vagina he’ll eschew
One of these days his Newtered cock will cum all over you

Are you ready, Newt? Start blockin’

These Boots Are Made For Walkin’
Nancy Sinatra

You keep sayin' you got somethin' for me
Somethin' you call love but confess
You've been a'messin' where you shouldn't 've been a'messin'
And now someone else is getting all your best

These boots are made for walkin'
And that's just what they'll do
One of these days these boots are gonna walk all over you
Ya

You keep lyin' when you oughta be truthin'
And you keep losing when you oughta not bet
You keep samin' when you oughta be a'changin'
Now what's right is right but you ain't been right yet

These boots are made for walkin'
And that's just what they'll do
One of these days these boots are gonna walk all over you

You keep playin' where you shouldn't be playin'
And you keep thinkin' that you'll never get burnt (ha)
I just found me a brand new box of matches (yeah)
And what he knows you ain't had time to learn
These boots are made for walkin'
And that's just what they'll do
One of these days these boots are gonna walk all over you

Are you ready, boots? Start walkin'

Frank Sinatra has performed in the city of Pittsburgh 19 times (1942-1993).  Mostly at The Stanley Theater, and then later on, at the Civic Arena.  His daughter Nancy did not follow in her father's footsteps.  Never been to the Burgh.  Although she did show up on this Sopranos episode in the final season.  Good stuff.

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