Wednesday, May 12, 2021

#375. Merciless McMaster

In the United States, there are three states which allow for death row inmates to be executed by firing squad.  Oklahoma, Mississippi and Utah.  Well, it looks as though you can add South Carolina to that list.

Governor Henry McMaster intends to sign the bill asap.  Executive priorities!

(McMaster gives a double thumbs up as the Orange Prolapse attempts fellatio on an unsuspecting mic.)

Gotta be honest here.  I would almost certainly choose firing squad over lethal injection.  But if I'm ever sentenced to death, I imagine it wouldn't be for murder.  It'd most likely be for accusations and charges in the realm of crimes against humanity.  Hey, one man's generic concerns about cybersecurity & public safety are conceivably another man's equivalence of black swan-related domestic terrorism.  Hopefully, it doesn't come to that.   
 

(Mark 26:24)

 

Merciless McMaster
sonofsaf

The death penalty’s calling, even though it’s appalling
You’re not gonna get another try
Suicide solution, no masturbation
Welcome to mourning, even worse than the big lie
Prepare for climax, ultimate death tax
Don’t even try to find a way out no one has your back
No need to go commando just take your final bow
'Cause our country elected the Orange Prolapsin’ man

You’ll do all your time until I decide that you die
Part of the strife chosen by you for me to give
Firing squad is here, lethal injection queer
When the governor decided how to pull the plug
Scream it from the rafters, yeah those look like rat turds *
World's full of big birds big shit isn’t small turds
You’ll bow unto your master, prayin’ to your pastor
Merciless McMaster
It’s all for me, on closed circuit tv
It’s the dumb
Orange Prolapsin’
Clown

I know that you’re appalled, the government builds walls
Do you care or drink the Bud Light
Murder that she wrote, you don’t get a vote
It’s your last fucking meal go and dine
Wanna know what’s really lame it’s Fox News and their disdain
Tucker and Jeanine are down on their knees
But we know it’s all fake news, those stupid fucking views
On how to give the people the real big screw

You’ll do all your time until I decide that you die
Part of the strife chosen by you for me to give
Firing squad is here, lethal injection queer
When the governor decided how to pull the plug
Scream it from the rafters, yeah those look like rat turds *
World's full of big birds big shit isn’t small turds
You’ll bow unto your master, prayin’ to your pastor
Merciless McMaster
It’s all for me, on closed circuit tv
It’s the dumb
Orange Prolapsin’
Clown

* "We oughta call the exterminator.  These are rat turds." ... Silvio Dante

 

Fabulous Disaster
Exodus

When the missiles are falling, and the reaper comes calling
You had better kiss your ass goodbye
Atomic detonation, mass immolation
Without a warning, all your memories will die
So try to relax, face up to the facts
You'll either die or the fallout will rot you in your tracks
There'll be no tomorrow, only pain and sorrow
'Cause our futures in the hands of a raving madman

They spend all their time building missiles so people die
What kind of life do you expect for us to live?
We're angered by fear, because the time is near
When some lunatic will finally pull the plug
And forever after, you can hear the laughter
World's being plastered by an evil bastard
Exterminating faster, devastating plaster
Fabulous disaster
Now you can see, what this all means to me
When the bomb
Comes falling
Down

Now the reaper has called, but do you have the balls
To sit there or stand up and fight?
Try to make a note, it's your right to vote
To keep these fucking assholes in line
It will always be the same 'cause they lie in their campaigns
Promise through their teeth for total world peace
So we know it's not the truth, they should call Dr.Ruth
On how to give the people the real big screw

They spend all their time building missiles so people die
What kind of life do you expect for us to live?
We're angered by fear, because the time is near
When some lunatic will finally pull the plug
And forever after, you can hear the laughter
World's being plastered by an evil bastard
Exterminating faster, devastating plaster
Fabulous disaster
Now you can see, what this all means to me
When the bomb
Comes falling
Fall Down



Exodus: 

4-24-89, Hara Arena, Dayton, OH (triple bill with Helloween and Anthrax)

6-15-89, Newport Music Hall, Columbus, OH (Rice-a-Roni did a back flip off the stage... beyond the masses... and landed on the floor.  #BackInjury) 

Please do not share this material with Governor Henry McMaster (R-SC), former President Donald J. Trump, and/or any individual on death row.


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