Tuesday, May 25, 2021

#410. Louis DeJoy

Donald Trump appointed businessman and longtime Republican donor and fundraiser, Louis DeJoy, to the position of Postmaster General back in May of 2020.  

Normally, this position isn't even remotely political.  But the Orange Prolapse permanently changed all of that in an attempt to squelch the number of mail-in ballots.  His objective ultimately failed.  Another one of his countless failures.

But it looks like the Biden administration is stuck with him for the foreseeable future.  Unless DeJoy quits or dies.  However, there's an overlooked third option.  That he could be humiliated to the degree where he opts to resign... or in the worst case scenario, commits suicide.  Hey, whatever it takes.  Right?

From this day forth, when any postal worker sets out for the daily deliveries, I would encourage them to sing this "motivational work song."  If it became universally popular, I imagine DeJoy would, in essence, go postal and resign in disgrace.



Louis DeJoy
sonofsaf

Alright!

He is very mean and old and filled with spite
He’s looking to screw won’t do what is right
He did some corporate dealing shit for brains
Money to accrue, financial power so lame

Stamping, to send you, mailing
You will die lying
Take your last breath
Stamping, to send you, mailing
You will die lying
Take your last breath

Purging
Louis DeJoy
Purging
Louis DeJoy
Purging
Louis DeJoy
Purging
Louis DeJoy

Postal workers raped cannot insure
Get rid of him, they’ll make money galore
The big lie is a toilet to shit in
Orange Prolapse is faking but he’s still living

Stamping, to send you, mailing
You will die lying
Take your last breath
Stamping, to send you, mailing
You will die lying
Take your last breath

Purging
Louis DeJoy
Purging
Louis DeJoy
Purging
Louis DeJoy
Purging
Louis DeJoy

We all hate a liar on a mission to sell
Our income taken away ring a Pavlovian bell
Donald committed so many crimes
It’s all games people play ‘cause they are way outta line

Stamping, to send you, mailing
You will die lying
Take your last breath
Stamping, to send you, mailing
You will die lying
Take your last breath

Purging
Louis DeJoy
Purging
Louis DeJoy
Purging
Louis DeJoy
Purging
Louis DeJoy


Seek and Destroy
Metallica

Alright!

We're scanning the scene in the city tonight
We're looking for you to start up a fight
There is an evil feeling in our brains
But there's nothing new, you know it drives us insane

Running, on our way, hiding
You will pay dying
One thousand deaths
Running, on our way, hiding
You will pay dying
One thousand deaths

Searching
Seek and destroy
Searching
Seek and destroy
Searching
Seek and destroy
Searching
Seek and destroy

There is no escape and that's for sure
This is the end, we won't take any more
Say goodbye to the world you live in
You've always been taking and now you're giving

Running, on our way, hiding
You will pay dying
One thousand deaths
Running, on our way, hiding
You will pay dying
One thousand deaths

Searching
Seek and destroy
Searching
Seek and destroy
Searching
Seek and destroy
Searching
Seek and destroy

Our brains are on fire with the feeling to kill
And it will not go away until our dreams are fulfilled
There is only one thing on our minds
Don't try running away 'cause you're the one we will find

Running, on our way, hiding
You will pay dying
One thousand deaths
Running, on our way, hiding
You will pay dying
One thousand deaths

Searching
Seek and destroy
Searching
Seek and destroy
Searching
Seek and destroy
Searching
Seek and destroy




Metallica:

11-18-88, Cincinnati Gardens, Cincinnati, OH

6-15-88, Three Rivers Stadium, Pittsburgh, PA (Monsters of Rock)

6-22-88, Rubber Bowl, Akron, OH (Monsters of Rock)

4-16-89, Hara Arena, Dayton, OH

7-26-92, Three Rivers Stadium, Pittsburgh, PA (w/ Guns'n'Roses & Faith No More)

3-26-97, Civic Arena, Pittsburgh, PA

10-18-18, PPG Paints Arena, Pittsburgh, PA

 

Feel free to share this material with any of the roughly 500,000 employees of the United States Postal Service.

 

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