#347. Mount Moronic Jew Stampede

A beautiful spring day here in Pittsburgh.

Meanwhile, here's some footage of the Mt. Meron stampede in Northern Israel which claimed the lives of 45, injuring hundreds.  A festive celebration of Orthodox Judaism gone awry.

Look closely.  Hint: Nobody's wearing a mask.  At a crowded religious festival no less.  Who woulda thunk it?  Aren't the Jews supposed to be the smart ones?  Through the years, I've come to appreciate the painful irony that when people worship their god(s)... he/she/they rarely return the favor.  Hint: Hajj.

 

Mount Moronic Jew Stampede
sonofsaf

Dominipede is free and I’m showin’ I’m all knowin’
Nostradamus in me ‘cause I like to lead the way
There will be many dead, gonna be one helluva show
The black swan comes at last, why do they fucking pray?

Now then tell me baby, what’s a flood of blood?
Tell me baby, do you like a stampede?
Have you heard of the dominipede?
A deadly Mount Moronic Jew Stampede.

Religious festivals with many dead all through the land
Someday they’ll get it right, but only if the dead complain
There’s gonna be some trouble ‘cause I know there ain’t a plan
In the end you’ll see, and then we will assess the blame

Now then tell me baby, what’s a flood of blood?
Tell me baby, do you like a stampede?
Have you heard of the dominipede?
A deadly Mount Moronic Jew Stampede.

Now then tell me baby, what’s a flood of blood?
Tell me baby, do you like a stampede?
Have you heard of the dominipede?
A deadly Mount Moronic Jew Stampede.

Doesn’t help if you pray, there ain’t a damn god you know
The religious right, is fucked up every way
Feels like suffocation when there is an artificial saturation
Everything askew, as it sucks all your breath away

Now then tell me baby, what’s a flood of blood?
Tell me baby, do you like a stampede?
Have you heard of the dominipede?
A deadly Mount Moronic Jew Stampede.

Now then tell me baby, what’s a flood of blood?
Tell me baby, do you like a stampede?
Have you heard of the dominipede?
The next stampedes gonna be worse indeed.

Satisfaction Guaranteed
The Firm

Mystery surrounds me, and I wonder where I'm goin'
There's a cloud above me and it seems to hide the way
I'm going straight ahead, 'cos it's the only way I know
I wanna leave the past, and leave just for today

Now then tell me baby, do you need my love?
Tell me baby, are you thinkin' of me?
Tell me baby, what it is you need?
What kind of satisfaction guaranteed?

Sittin' in the gutter with my head wrapped in my hands
I've been drinkin' all night, and I just can't stand the pain
It took an awful lot of trouble just to make me understand
Now it's clear to me, but will it ever be the same?

Now then tell me baby, do you need my love?
Tell me baby, are you thinkin' of me?
Tell me baby, what it is you need?
What kind of satisfaction guaranteed?

Now then tell me baby, do you need my love?
Tell me baby, are you thinkin' of me?
Tell me baby, what it is you need?
What kind of satisfaction guaranteed?

Head upon the highway, just as fast as I could go
I rode through the night, and halfway through the day
I had no direction I didn't even want to know where I was goin'
The only thing I knew, was that I had to get away

Now then tell me baby, do you need my love?
Tell me baby, are you thinkin' of me?
Tell me baby, what it is you need?
What kind of satisfaction guaranteed?

Tell me baby, tell me baby, tell me baby
Do you need my love?
Now that I'm here, yeah
Do you need, do you need my love?

The Firm came to the Pittsburgh Civic Arena twice.  In 1985 and 1986 respectively.  Missed 'em both.  Keep in mind, I was age 15 and 16 respectively.

I always thought it was interesting that The Firm's bass player shared the exact same name with the Philadelphia Eagles barefoot kicker... Tony Franklin.  Then again, as a teenager, I was easily amused.

Please do not share this material with Orthodox Jews and/or those individuals emotionally impacted by the carnage of human stampedes.