#345. Ruhle Shout

MSNBC anchor Stephanie Ruhle simply excoriated and eviscerated the billion dollar gubernatorial oaf from West Virginia.  

She called Jim Justice out on the anti-transgender legislation he recently signed into law.  When asked to provide a single case where a transgender athlete in the state of West Virginia has achieved success to the detriment of anyone else... well,  Jim's response was that he "signs all kinds of legislation."  Duh.

So let's give her an obligatory "shout out"... in the form of the first ever "Ruhle Shout."

Ruhle Shout
sonofsaf

Well, she’s got a voice
Though she cries and annoys
But still shows some poise
Justice she’ll destroy
Well, listen I’ll tell ya
That Jim’s a hag
Hear what I tell ya
And a fag

Ruhle Shout he’s dumber
Ruhle Shout she’s clever
Ruhle showed him his feces

No credentials
No good looks
No Jim Justice he’s a crook

Well, he is an ass
But thinks he’s invincible
Despite all the impotence
And the billion dollar net worth of crimes

Ruhle Shout he’s dumber
Ruhle Shout she’s clever
Ruhle showed him his feces

No credentials
No good looks
No Jim Justice he’s a crook

Dumb and dumber
Southern drawl
We know he’s scum
Cast a pall

Ruhle Shout she’s clever
Ruhle Shout he’s dumber
Ruhle Shout believer
Ruhle Shout discreetly

School’s Out
Alice Cooper

Well, we got no choice
All the girls and boys
Makin' all that noise
'Cause they found new toys
Well, we can't salute ya
Can't find a flag
If that don't suit ya
That's a drag

School's out for summer
School's out forever
School's been blown to pieces

No more pencils
No more books
No more teacher's dirty looks

Well, we got no class
And we got no principals
We ain't got no innocence
We can't even think of a word that rhymes

School's out for summer
School's out forever
School's been blown to pieces

No more pencils
No more books
No more teacher's dirty looks

Out for summer
Out till fall
We might not come
Back at all

School's out forever
School's out for summer
School's out with fever
School's out completely

Wheeling's very own City Councilwoman Rosemary Ketchum (3rd Ward, my former stomping grounds on Wheeling Island --- the roach infested Gruber Apartments of Virginia St.) went on the cable news network and continued to deliver the smackdown of Justice.  Well done.

 

Alice Cooper:

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