#352. Jenner For Eternity

Does Bruce/Caitlyn Jenner look better as a man?  Or a Tran?

Gotta say, I prefer the more seductive look sans armpit hair exposure.

 

Fuck the 70's.  It's the 2020's.  Trans all the way!  Hooray!

Ironic that after Jenner has had her penis surgically removed, one of her stronger opponents will be a stiff, Republican challenger named Cox (real estate mogul John Cox).  

 

Jenner for Eternity
sonofsaf
 
There's a Gavin there’s a Newsom
He would like to take it in the ass
Buttery mess with hashtag trending
Breakin' anal hymen at last

You know, transgender whenever
You bought a dildo whatever
She shows
Camel Toe

Caitlyn is the Jenner for eternity
Caitlyn is the Jenner for eternity

My dick is cumming when you are blowing
You’ll be feeling what I can confirm
Let’s hang together not an expression
And if it smells then you can eat my turd

You know, transgender whenever
You bought a dildo whatever
She shows
Camel Toe

Stick it in my ass forever
I’ll take it in due time
I can’t believe it’s not butter
The endeavor of a Parkay crime

I want a sex change I will transition
California’s a calamity
Sac-Town’s the pits they take great offense
The final inning of infinity

You know, transgender whenever
You bought a dildo whatever
She shows
Camel Toe

Caitlyn is the Jenner for eternity
Caitlyn is the Jenner for eternity

Center of Eternity
Ozzy Osbourne
 
There's no present there's no future
I don't even know about the past
It's all timeless and never ending
To take it in it's all too vast

It goes, forever and ever
You thought you knew but you never
There goes
Tomorrow

Journey to the center of eternity
Journey to the center of eternity

The time is coming but also going
And it's leaving never to return
Maybe forever it could be heaven
But if it's hell then you can watch me burn

It goes, forever and ever
You thought you knew but you never
There goes
Tomorrow

I got to travel forever
It's all within my mind
An endless path to endeavor
But forever is a long long time

There's no secrets and no corruption
In the center of infinity
There's no limits in non-existence
And no beginning to my destiny

It goes, forever and ever
You thought you knew but you never
There goes
Tomorrow

Journey to the center of eternity
Journey to the center of eternity

I've never seen Ozzy live.  So in my case, the Ozzman hath not cometh.  

Do not pass go.  Do not collect $200.  Do not let me see your cigarette lighters.  Go directly to hell.

Please do not share this information with Caitlyn Jenner.