Monday, May 31, 2021

#429. Wish You Were Queer

Next weekend is Pittsburgh gay pride (June 4-6, 2021).  It'll be the first major "post-Covid" outdoor downtown parade. 

So here's to the Pittsburgh LGBT... and yes, Q, population.  Take it for what you will.


Wish You Were Queer

So, so can you fuck an ass well
Anal is swell
Wet cunt refrain
A tossed salad’s a meal
Some say the big fail
Unless it has kale
Do you think you can smell

Have you ever been laid
A soiree needs hosts
Get down on your knees
Hot air from your ass please
A dildo in range
Too late to change
All heteros I abhor
I need a fifty shades of gay

Smells like fish, smells like fish steer clear dear
We eat perch not sole
Smokin’ pot out of bowls
Beer after beer
Rummaging through the lost and found
Meat by the pound
A few more beers
Wish you were queer

Wish You Were Here
Pink Floyd

So, so you think you can tell
Heaven from hell?
Blue skies from pain?
Can you tell a green field
From a cold steel rail?
A smile from a veil?
Do you think you can tell?

Did they get you to trade
Your heroes for ghosts?
Hot ashes for trees?
Hot air for a cool breeze?
Cold comfort for change?
Did you exchange
A walk-on part in the war
For a leading role in a cage?

How I wish, how I wish you were here
We're just two lost souls
Swimming in a fish bowl
Year after year
Running over the same old ground
What have we found?
The same old fears
Wish you were here

Pink Floyd:

5-29-94, Ohio Stadium, Columbus, OH
5-31-94, Three Rivers Stadium, Pittsburgh, PA

Roger Waters:

Roger Waters, 7-3-12, Consol Energy Center, Pittsburgh, PA
Roger Waters, 9-19-17, PPG Paints Arena, Pittsburgh, PA

Australian Pink Floyd:

12-5-07, Benedum Center, Pittsburgh, PA  (Thanks B.  Good time.)

Brit Floyd:

8-28-15, Stage AE, Pittsburgh, PA
4-12-17, Benedum Center, Pittsburgh, PA

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