Tuesday, May 11, 2021

#374. Glenn

Over the weekend, Virginia Republicans hand picked their nominee for Governor.  Businessman Glenn Youngkin.  He's a quarter billionaire "outsider" who used to run the Carlyle Group, a multi-billion dollar hedge fund/investment conglomerate.  

Incorrect!  Damn you internet!  It's the Orange Prolapse & Glenn Youngkin

But registered voters were not afforded the opportunity to cast a ballot in their routine primary election.  That's not how it works anymore.

The "Republican state party of Virginia" decided to hold an unassembled convention using 39 remote "drive-thru" locations.  Roughly 30,000 of the 53,000 registered Republican delegates came out to vote on Saturday.  Now WTF is up with that?

Listen closely.  This ain't complex.

The state of Virginia has a population of 8.5 million.  Roughly 4.5 million of its citizens voted in the 2020 presidential election.  Registered Republicans account for 42% of that figure.  So in essence, the Virginia GOP just completely disenfranchised roughly 1.9 million of their own voters statewide.  Well, that's minus the "more important" group of 30,000 "special" Republicans of course.

Long story short, if you're a conservative leaning individual in Virginia, you might wanna start looking for a new party.  Cause if you require evidence of whether or not the state GOP higher ups are willing to embrace the fundamental tenets of democracy... well, the vote (and the truth) is now self-evident.  Sounds familiar, eh?  #StopTheSteal #CyberNinjas #OrangeProlapse

The Virginia state motto is Sic semper tyrannis.  Thus always to tyrants is supposed to mean "victory over tyranny."  Hmm, sounds more like absolute capitulation or succumbing to tyranny.  Brought to you by the Republican party of Virginia.  

Republicans just discovered a new means of how to shape, influence, and determine the vote!  It's pretty simple really.  Just don't let 'em vote. 


 
 
Glenn
sonofsaf
 
Glenn Glenn Glenn Glenn, Youngkin Glenn Glenn Glenn!

Glenn Glenn Glenn Glenn, Youngkin Glenn Glenn Glenn!

Glenn Glenn Glenn Glenn, Youngkin Glenn, oo hoo hoo, hoo hoo, oo.

Glenn Glenn Glenn Glenn, Youngkin Glenn Glenn Glenn!

Glenn Glenn Glenn Glenn, Youngkin Glenn Glenn Glenn!
 
Glenn... 
 
 
Men (Two and A Half Men Theme Song)
Chuck Lorre / Grant Geissmen / Lee Aronson
 
Men men men men, manly men men men!

Men men men men, manly men men men!

Men men men men, manly men, oo hoo hoo, hoo hoo, oo.

Men men men men, manly men men men!

Men men men men, manly men men men!

Men...


Never really cared much for the show.  Not that it was horrible or anything.  Just never had the desire to embrace another one of those "frisky risque" sitcoms.

Feel free to share this information with gubernatorial candidate Glenn Youngkin (R-VA), registered Republican voters in the state of Virginia, and/or fans of Two And A Half Men.

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