Cranberry resident Sean Parnell, a decorated Army Ranger and Afghanistan veteran, and a staunch admirer of the Orange Prolapse, recently announced his bid for U.S. Senate. He could present a significant challenge to Republican front runner Jeff Bartos in what will likely be a crowded primary field.
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| Parnell grins amidst a sea of blood red MAGA ball caps |
If you wish to significantly damage Sean Parnell's campaign, just ask him a simple, straightforward question. "Mr Parnell, as a soldier who proudly served their country, how do you square your military service with an endorsement from Donald Trump? Someone with a track record of openly ridiculing Gold Star parents. An individual who went out of his way to continually mock Senator John McCain, a fellow soldier who spent 5 1/2 years in a North Vietnamese prison camp, while he was dying from brain cancer. Why would you seek praise from Cadet Bone Spurs, a 5 time draft dodger? Why would you ally yourself with the tangerine buffoon?"
The notion that Parnell is brave enough to serve in Afghanistan, but at the same time, lacks the courage to field questions on CNN or MSNBC. Well it just doesn't bode well. Still, it is consistent with the vast majority of Republican Senators and members of the House who love the Fox News echo chamber but are terrified of answering questions regarding their loyalty and love fest with the carrot cake fuck.
Sean!
sonofsaf
Kirk/Spock
Khan!
As an admitted Trekkie, Sean Parnell actually enjoys it when people go up to him and introduce themselves. And scream out his name... SEAN!!!! Directly in his face. Just try not to spit or emit droplets of saliva. #KungFlu
Please do not share this information with former President Donald J. Trump, Jeff Bartos, Sean Parnell, and/or any members of "Parnell's Platoon."
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