Tuesday, January 19, 2021

#21. The Biggs Wang Theory

Andy Biggs (R-AZ) represents the congressional district that covers most of Eastern Phoenix (Mesa, Gilbert, Chandler, etc.).  Here he is receiving a thumbs up salute from the Orange Prolapse.  Way to go!

Biggs, along with Mo Brooks (R-AL) and fellow Arizonan Paul Gosar (R-AZ), were instrumental in promoting the Stop The Steal rally which resulted in 5 deaths and infinite chaos/eternal misery for those in attendance.  Then, Biggs had the unmitigated audacity to place some of the blame on Antifa and Black Lives Matters "types."  Of course!  All those Trumpers were actually black people in "White Face."  (white bodies too).  Outside the White House.  Yeah, that makes sense.

Dedicated to white supremacist Andy Biggs (R-AZ).  This parody was especially challenging.  Even though it's just the tv intro.  Thankfully, I didn't attempt the long version.


The Biggs Wang Theory
sonofsaf

His vas deferens are in a gland prostate
Then queerly faggots sucked his gaping hole butt asshole farted, hate
His cock began to cum, jizz in the cunt is so much fun
Ejaculation’s how it’s done
We built a wall (paid for by Mexico)
Fag, sucking, urinary, screaming will you piss on me
We castrated the small Biggs’ wang.  Hey!


Big Bang Theory
Barenaked Ladies

Our whole universe was in a hot, dense state
Then nearly fourteen billion years ago expansion started, wait
The earth began to cool, the autotrophs began to drool
Neanderthals developed tools
We built a wall (we built the pyramids)
Math, science, history, unraveling the mysteries
That all started with the big bang! Hey!


 
 
Barenaked Ladies concerts:

12-28-98, Civic Arena, Pittsburgh, PA
4-24-01, Post-Gazette Pavilion, Burgettstown, PA

Not a huge fan of "BNL."  Just don't care much for their music and the exhaustive silliness, memorized quips and canned humor.  I vividly recall one of them on stage saying that John Oates, of Hall & Oates fame, should pronounce his last name "Oh-Tez."

Please do not share this information with Andy Biggs (R-AZ), Paul Gosar (R-AZ), Mo Brooks (R-AL), United States President Donald Trump, residents of the East Valley, fans of the Big Bang Theory, and/or the Barenaked Ladies.

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