Friday, January 15, 2021

#15. U.S.A. The Blame Game

I remember the good 'ol days.  The early 90's.  When Q was a godlike badass with infinite power.  Sure, he may have been a little cruel and sadistic.  But I think that just made for better scripts.  When Picard asked him to justify his behavior, Q triumphantly declared his actions were grounded in "superior morality."  Always liked that line.

But like Bob Dylan used to say... "the times they are a changin."  Now we got some Viking-horned coonskin clown thug.

Here his battle cry!

And how about my alma mater?  This West Liberty State College football player thinkin' he's some kinda Q-ish Rockette. 

He wants to be locked up in it... jail cell, jail cell (think in terms of Sinatra). 

Represent!  Straight Outta West Lib!

Truth be told, there have always been fringe philosophies, imbecilic political ideologies, conspiracy theories, etc.  But I think with the current wave... almost all off it emerged from the Trump birtherism shit about Obama.  Because if you can sell that outlandish garbage, it paves the way for Hillary Clinton running a cannibalistic, pedophile ring out of the basement of a D.C. pizza shop.  And that pretty much puts ANYTHING in play.  

What the hell, I'll throw out my best guess for the next "headline" conspiracy theory.  Kamala Harris is secretly and slowly poisoning Joe Biden!  (a logical explanation for his failing health and deteriorating mental acuity).  The obvious objective being to permanently renew and exacerbate racial tensions.  And if she's not tryin' to kill him, it's his racially diverse cabinet.  Think about it.  Basically, Trump's entire cabinet all eventually turned on him.  So you just amplify, rehash, and use the same projection techniques with the incoming administration.  Straight outta the Trump playbook circa 2016-2020.    

Anyway, we'll dedicate this Bon Jovi parody to West Lib Trumper Adam Johnson.  Once a Mountaineer, always a Mountaineer.  And Mountaineers are always free.  Freedom!  Makes sense to me.


U.S.A. The Blame Game
sonofsaf

Anarchy starts
And Q’s their name
Harming U.S.A. the blame game

All the while, things ain’t too swell
Their words are a weapon, that have a bad smell
Flood of blood, gonna set you free
The passion of Christmas, stolen from me

Oh, insurrection’s fun, yeah
Oh, discharge that stun gun
Your tasin’ decree
The rampage is won

Anarchy starts
And Q’s their name
U.S.A., the blame game (blame game)
They sell their shit but it’s all the same
U.S.A., the blame game (blame game)
U.S.A., the blame game

They’ll defile, here’s a tip
Freedom fails, the apocalypse
The fools all scream, they don’t know why
You better not diss, if you do you will cry

Oh, insurrection’s fun, yeah
Oh, discharge that stun gun
Your tasin’ decree
The rampage is won

Anarchy starts
And Q’s their name
U.S.A., the blame game (blame game)
They sell their shit but it’s all the same
U.S.A., the blame game (blame game)
U.S.A., the blame game
U.S.A., oh

Anarchy starts
And Q’s their name
U.S.A., the blame game
They sell their shit but it’s all the same
U.S.A., the blame game (blame game)

Anarchy starts
And Q’s their name
U.S.A., the blame game (blame game)
They sell their shit but it’s all the same
U.S.A., the blame game (blame game)
U.S.A.
U.S.A. (blame game)
U.S.A.
U.S.A. (blame game)
U.S.A.
U.S.A. (blame game)
U.S.A.
U.S.A.

You Give Love a Bad Name
Bon Jovi

Shot through the heart
And you're to blame
Darlin', you give love a bad name

An angel's smile is what you sell
You promise me heaven, then put me through hell
Chains of love got a hold on me
When passion's a prison, you can't break free

Oh, you're a loaded gun, yeah
Oh, there's nowhere to run
No one can save me
The damage is done

Shot through the heart
And you're to blame
You give love a bad name (bad name)
I play my part and you play your game
You give love a bad name (bad name)
You give love, a bad name

Paint your smile on your lips
Blood red nails on your fingertips
A school boy's dream, you act so shy
Your very first kiss was your first kiss goodbye

Whoa, you're a loaded gun
Whoa, there's nowhere to run
No one can save me
The damage is done

Shot through the heart
And you're to blame
You give love a bad name (bad name)
I play my part and you play your game
You give love a bad name (bad name)
You give love, oh

Oh, shot through the heart
And you're to blame
You give love a bad name
I play my part and you play your game
You give love a bad name (bad name)

Shot through the heart
And you're to blame
You give love a bad name (bad name)
I play my part and you play your game
You give love a bad name (bad name)
You give love
You give love (bad name)
You give love
You give love (bad name)
You give love
You give love (bad name)
You give love
You give love

Bon Jovi concerts:

7-14-85, Wheeling, Civic Center, Wheeling, WV
2-11-11, Consol Energy Center, Pittsburgh, PA
7-23-06, Heinz Field, Pittsburgh, PA
4-5-17, PPG Paints Arena, Pittsburgh, PA

Do not share this information with Bon Jovi, Q-Anon followers, anarchists, Patrick Stewart (Captain Jean-Luc Picard), John de Lancie (Q), Bob Dylan, Jake Angeli (Q-Anon Shaman), Trumper Adam Johnson, President Donald Trump, Former President Barack Obama, President-elect Joe Biden, Vice President-elect Kamala Harris.

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