If you ask anyone about CEO Michael Lindell, they'd probably reply, "Who the fuck is that?" However, if I rephrase the question in a more declarative sense, "How 'bout that My Pillow asshole"... well then, a cranial light bulb turns on.
Yep, that's him with the Orange Prolapse giving the double thumbs up. Before each thumb enters the others rectal cavity. Some have speculated that Lindell will challenge Tim Walz (D-MN) for governor of L'etoile du Nord (the star of the North).
Lindell was one of Trump's last visitors in the White House. A photographer snagged a picture of his notes which called for a last ditch effort to remove Gina Haspell and install Trump lackey/loyalist Kashyup Patel as CIA Director.
Now Lindell is about as well versed in foreign policy as I am with the Old Testament. Except for the following succession: Trump begat shit. Shit beshat Lindell. Lindell beshat vomit. Vomit beshat piss. And so on and so forth.
Interesting to note: Just yesterday, a bunch of big box retailers (Bed Bath & Beyond, Kohl's, etc.) dropped the coveted My Pillow from their shelves.
Dedicated to my lovely wife Gigi who happens to be an Alice Cooper fanatic. Our first Alice Cooper concert was in a minor league ballpark near Cleveland. There was a torrential downpour and the entire field went running for shelter. Naturally, we ran against the crowd and made it to the front. We've been swimming against the current ever since.
The My Pillow
sonofsaf
His actions he shalt rue,
He’s a Christian not a Jew,
It is a virtue signal to
The My Pillow
The freedom ye shall sing,
The freedom bells will ring,
Mike Lindell thinks he’s a king
The My Pillow.
For him there is no joy,
It’s always one big ploy
Keep everyone annoyed
The My Pillow.
Sheet storm, yes, the sheet storm,
Sheets warm, keep, the sheets warm.
Sheet storm, keep, the sheets warm
He tweets upon his phone
sends picks of all his bones (to all)
The Black Lives Matters
he has soured
Things aren’t what they seem
Antifa makes him scream
As the football and the Steelers
Were Bill Cowhered
Sheet storm, yes, the sheet storm,
Sheets warm, keep, the sheets warm.
Sheet storm, keep, the sheets warm
He smiles when you pay,
To him you’re merely prey
There’s money to be raised,
The My Pillow.
His actions he shalt rue,
He’s a Christian not a Jew,
It is a virtue signal to
The My Pillow
The My Pillow
The Black Widow
Alice Cooper
These words he says are true
We’re all humanary stew
If we don’t pledge allegiance to
The Black Widow
The horror that he’ll bring
The horror of his sting
The unholiest of kings
The Black Widow
Our minds will be his toy
And every girl and boy
Will learn to be employed
The Black Widow
Love me, yes, we love me
Love him, yes, we love him
Love me, yes, we love him
He sits upon his throne
And picks at all the bones (of his)
Husbands and his wives
he’s devoured
He stares with a gleam
With a laugh so obscene
At the virgins and the children,
He’s deflowered
Love me, yes, we love me
Love him, yes, we love him
Love me, yes, we love him
Our thoughts are hot and crazed
Our brains are webbed in haze
Of mindless senseless daze
The Black Widow
These words he says are true
We’re all humanary stew
If we don’t pledge allegiance to
The Black Widow
The Black Widow
Alice Cooper concerts:
9-3-10, Classic Park, Eastlake, OH
8-12-11, Stage AE, Pittsburgh, PA
7-15-12, Stage AE, Pittsburgh, PA
6-23-13, Stage AE, Pittsburgh, PA
5-20-16, Stage AE, Pittsburgh, PA
9-1-17, Stage AE, KeyBank Pavilion, Burgettstown, PA
10-26-18, Stage AE, Pittsburgh, PA
Do not share this information with Michael Lindell, ex-President Donald Trump, Governor Tim Walz (D-MN), Alice Cooper, Christians, Jews, Kash Patel, CIA Director Gina Haspell, members of Antifa & Black Lives Matter, Steelers fans and/or Bill Cowher.
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