Thursday, January 28, 2021

#46. It's Not Easy Being Greene

Is it just me, or does Margorie Taylor Greene (R-GA) kinda got a Miss Piggy thing goin' on?


Of course, the Orange Prolapse is orange... not green.  But I think most rational people will get the gist of where I'm coming from.


It’s Not Easy Being Greene

It's not that easy being Greene
Calling everyone gay
And Congressional thieves
When I think it could be nicer
Being white, and paler, and old
Or someone much less colorful than that

It's not easy being Greene
Not a mortal sin
With so many Trumpers waiting in the wings.
And Donald says it will blow over
But he can’t tweet no doubt
White trashy with a trophy wifer
We want him to die

But Greene’s the mother of none
And Greene is a tool and maybe a dyke
And Greene doesn’t squirt like a fountain
A vaginal squirting river
All for you and me

When Greene just wants to pee on me
It could make you blunder bye
Bye-bye blunder? Bye blunder
I’m Green that House seat’s mine
 It's Congressional
And my conspiracies are for me

It’s Not Easy Being Green
Kermit the Frog

It's not that easy being green
Having to spend each day
The color of the leaves
When I think it could be nicer
Being red, or yellow or gold
Or something much more colorful like that

It's not easy being green
It seems you blend in
With so many other ordinary things
And people tend to pass you over
Cause you're not standing out
Like flashy sparkles in the water
Or stars in the sky

But green's the color of Spring
And green can be cool and friendly-like
And green can be big like the ocean
Or important like a mountain
Or tall like a tree

When green is all there is to be
It could make you wonder why
But why wonder? Why Wonder
I am green and it'll do fine
It's beautiful
And I think it's what I want to be


Just for the record, I vaguely remember seeing a Sesame Street Live performance at the Wheeling Civic Center.  But it was way back in the day.

Please do not share this information with Margorie Taylor Greene (R-GA), former President Donald Trump and/or viewers of Sesame Street.

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