Marsha Marsha Marsha... Blackburn. This parody was originally titled "White Turd" but cooler heads prevailed. I used to have a dingy t-shirt emblazoned with the word Blackburn. Of course, it was for Blackburn Rovers F.C. (currently 11th in England's Championship league).
But if there ever was a U.S. Senator worthy of being relegated it's gotta be Marsh Blackburn (R-TN). Think of relegation in terms of a political demotion. Blackburn was one of the handful of Republican Senators who went full throttle with the accusations of election fraud. But then conveniently backed down when she realized it would no longer be in her political self-interest. Most likely because innocent people were killed and injured in the "we need you to fight" pro-Trump Capitol riot. Now THAT is fearless leadership!
Is it just me, or would anyone else like to see Trump's right thumb physically removed from his hand. Maybe the Surgeon General could have it amputated. Or maybe ex-Attorney General William Barr could bite it off and just eat the damn digit. There's a nasty rumor going around that Trump's "thumbs up" thumb is actually an "artificial thumb," consisting mostly of pink slime.
Dedicated to Marsha Blackburn (R-TN). Seems as though she enjoys having Trump's thumb up her ass. Now THAT is an ignominious distinction of sexual infidelity!
Blackburn
sonofsaf
Blackburn sayin’ that she’s white and right
Hear her spoken word and hope she dies
She’s my wife
I’m her husband Charles, will you listen to my cries
Blackburn sayin’ that she’s white and right
Face between her thighs and eat pussy
She’s my wife
I’m her husband Charles, who is hoping she won’t pee
Blackburn sayin’ that she’s white and right
Blackburn’s thighs, Blackburn’s thighs
Privilege of white gonna be alright
Blackburn’s thighs, Blackburn’s thighs
Privilege of white gonna be alright
Hear her spoken word and hope she dies
She’s my wife
I’m her husband Charles, will you listen to my cries
I’m her husband Charles, will you listen to my cries
I’m her husband Charles, will you listen to my cries
Take these broken wings and learn to fly
All your life
You were only waiting for this moment to arise
Take these sunken eyes and learn to see
All your life
You were only waiting for this moment to be free
Into the light of a dark black night
Into the light of a dark black night
Take these broken wings and learn to fly
All your life
You were only waiting for this moment to arise
You were only waiting for this moment to arise
You were only waiting for this moment to arise
Paul McCartney concerts:
2-12-90, Riverfront Coliseum, Cincinnati, OH
4–29-02, Gund Arena, Cleveland, OH
8-18-10, Consol Energy Center, Pittsburgh, PA
7-7-14, Consol Energy Center, Pittsburgh, PA
On June 5, 1986, I went to see Julian Lennon at the Wheeling Civic Center. But I don’t think this show really counts. A juggler opened. Predictably, every time he dropped a ball, the crowd would heartily boo.
Do not share this information with Senator Marsha Blackburn (R-TN), Charles Blackburn, United States President Donald Trump, ex-Attorney General William Barr, Blackburn Football Club, and/or Paul McCartney
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