#23. Biden Is The Norm

So I just watched Trump's farewell address at Fort Andrews Air Force base.  Pretty much what I expected.  The self-congratulatory psychobabble (albeit relatively muted).  The bizarro adoration.  The cram-it-down-your-throat phony patriotism.  The blame game.  The failure to mention Joe Biden by name.  The massive crowd of less than 100 admirers.  Finally concluding with one last ditch rendition of the Village People's YMCA.  Hey, it takes a village.  Right?

The only thing missing was his teenage son Baron.  I've always thought there's "something more" to the kid's perpetual absence.  He always just seems to get purposely lost in the shuffle.

I can't even bring myself to upload a picture of the Orange Prolapse waving goodbye.  I was still holding out hope that he'd trip and fall down the steps of Air Force One.  Dare to dream.  Some things never change. 

In the meantime, I'll consider purchasing the domain name Ivankunt.com.  Isn't she planning on trying to primary Senator Marco Rubio (R-FL) in 2022?  Now that could be minimally entertaining.  Not to mention expensive.  Hopefully, the Dems put forth a strong candidate as I suspect the Sunshine State Republican Party will get splintered in half.  Honestly though, I doubt she actually runs for office.  Then again...

Dedicated to those who participated in the failed coup.  Also, dedicated to the entire incoming administration.  Good luck.  You'll need it.

Biden is the Norm
sonofsaf

Biden is the norm
Biden is the norm
Thank God that he was born
Oh the seeds that we have sown
Trump can’t tweet out from his phone
To tell you how he’s grown
Biden is the norm

There's a Trumper with a flag
He’s calling everyone a fag
He’ll tell you he’s not gay
Prayed it all away
If ya tell him that he lied
Well he will start to cry
Trumper with a flag, yeah

World, ya gotta take a stand
World, ya gotta take a stand

Fuck him in the ass
Sounds a little crass
Donald Trump did not defend
And now he wears Depends
Gotta make a stand

Biden is the norm
Thank God that he was born
Oh the seeds that we have sown
Trump can’t tweet out from his phone
To tell you how he’s grown

Biden is the norm
Biden is the norm
Biden is the norm
Biden is the norm
Biden is the norm

 

Riders on the Storm
The Doors

Riders on the storm
Riders on the storm
Into this house we're born
Into this world we're thrown
Like a dog without a bone
An actor out alone
Riders on the storm

There's a killer on the road
His brain is squirmin' like a toad
Take a long holiday
Let your children play
If ya give this man a ride
Sweet memory will die
Killer on the road, yeah

Girl, ya gotta love your man
Girl, ya gotta love your man

Take him by the hand
Make him understand
The world on you depends
Our life will never end
Gotta love your man, yeah

Riders on the storm
Into this house we're born
Into this world we're thrown
Like a dog without a bone
An actor out on loan

Riders on the storm
Riders on the storm
Riders on the storm
Riders on the storm
Riders on the storm 

Obviously, I never saw The Doors live.  The band hit peak popularity around 1968 when I was -2.  Funny story.  My ex-boss (in his late 60's) was dating this girl (in her mid 20's).  A friend of his once asked me for my thoughts on the glaring age discrepancy.  So I did math.  "Well, let's see here.  If I were to follow in his footsteps, I'd be on the prowl for a lady who's negative two."  If only I had some kinda "pro life, anti-embryonic fetish."

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