#13. I'm Off Twitter

Believe it or not, I actually have a twitter account.  I tweeted one time.  One word about 10 years ago --- "Test."  No joke.

On the other hand, there's the Orange Prolapse.  Since he announced his presidential run back in June of 2015, Trump has tweeted over 34,000 times.  Of those, 1,169 were deleted and removed.  That's 3.4%.  I'm not an expert on executive branch tweeting habits.  But this seems like a red flag.  Err, uh, orange flag I suppose.

During the impeachment trials, you'll likely hear the following comments:  

We’re so much better than this!  Uh, no.  We’re not.
I have great faith in the American people!  Uh, maybe you do.  I don’t.
How could this have happened?  Uh, how could it NOT have happened.

But what really irks me, aside from the myriad of injuries and fatalities.  And the desire to replace a Democracy with a dictatorship.  Is the never-ending portrayal of Trump as a strongman.  A tough guy.  Seriously, WTF is this? 

or this...

When everyone knows it's really this...

If anything, the photo above bestows Trump with an undeserving amount of dignity and respect.

Transition:  If you're ever looking for a light-hearted, silly movie about rock'n'roll, try The Rocker (2008) starring Rainn Wilson from The Office.  Funny stuff.  Great soundtrack too.  Many of the songs are originals written by a guy named Teddy Geiger.

Dedicated to Twitter CEO Jack Dorsey.  About time.

I’m off Twitter
sonofsaf

Finished in January
Coward peed my pants today
It took years now for Pelosi to impeach me,
And I’m so afraid

I'm off Twitter
Suspended cuz I’m gay,
I'm off Twitter,
I am the wetter cunt that always screams foreplay

Got no balls and a tiny pecker
No turds to shit outta my brain,
It took years to steal my fake presidency,
Trump this shit and never pay,

I'm off Twitter
Suspended cuz I’m gay,
I'm off Twitter,
I am the wetter cunt that always screams foreplay

Wash my ass today,

I’m off Twitter,
Suspended cuz I’m gay,
I'm off Twitter,
I'll be the wetter cunt
Wash my ass today

I'm off Twitter,
Wash my ass today

I'm off Twitter,
Wash my ass today

I’m so Bitter
Teddy Keiger

Minutes turn into hours,
And hours bleed into days,
It's been years now since the trouble you left me,
And I wanna say,

I'm so bitter,
But I've seen better days,
I'm so bitter,
Is it the better man that always walks away?

No phone call or even a letter,
No words to cause me any pain,
It's been years now since anything could hurt me,
Through this life I'll fake my way,

I'm so bitter,
But I've seen better days,
I'm so bitter,
Is it the better man that always walks away?

Watch me walk away,

I'm so bitter,
But I've seen better days,
I'm so bitter,
I'll be the better man
Watch me walk away,

I'm so bitter,
Watch me walk away,

I'm so bitter,
Watch me walk away

 

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