#47. Dave Hogg

Marjorie Taylor Greene (R-GA).  What a cunt.  But I digress.

Yep, that's her trying to score points with the domestic terrorist faction of the Republican Party.  I was hoping the Hogg kid would just turn around and spit on her.  Her social media bullshit about Parkland and Sandy Hook being "false flags" was skillfully deleted long ago.

Incidentally, there's a special place in my heart for song titles that are NOT lyrically used in the song.  Also of minimal interest.  Less than a mile from our house is a winery just down the hill in Spring Garden.  It's name is "Hog Dog" winery (located across from the venerable "Pig Bar," which believe it or not, actually has a dome hockey table).  But the strange thing is, at first glance, your mind plays a trick on you.  Everyone thinks it says Hot Dog Winery.  Which actually sounds kinda kitschy.  Like a cigar store Indian.

And just when you think things can't get any worse... here's a bit of miscellaneous, historical, yinzer trivia.  One of the steepest grades in Pittsburgh is nearby Rialto St. which exits Troy Hill.  My wife claims they used to butcher pigs at the top of the hill.  And then they'd roll the "beheaded heads" down Rialto.  It's literally how they rolled.

Dedicated to David Hogg.  My favorite anti-gun activist.  

Hey man, if you ever come across this blog.  For the sake of my parody, please consider calling yourself "Dave" instead of the more formal "David."  Think in terms of Boss Hogg.  You could even bill yourself as "DH squared" (Designated Hitter Dave Hogg).  And if by chance, we ever meet in person, remind me to tell you about "kill speech" and my stampede crap.  You'd make an ideal spokesperson.

 

Dave Hogg
sonofsaf

Hey hey David what you got to prove
Gonna steal your guns, gonna be removed

Ho, ho, holy, bible you shalt cling
Gonna make you learn, gonna fuck right wing.

Hey hey maybe when it’s time to pray
Feel that trigger slip, in grave you’ll lay

Oh yeah, oh yeah, oh, ah, ah
Oh yeah, oh yeah, oh, ah, ah.

I sold my soul, was a thrill
Gotta play the part, so you don’t kill

Choice was mine, dyin’ dead
Want to live, my life instead

Ah ah, ah ah, ah ah, ah ah, ah ah, ah ah, ahhh

Hey, baby, whoa baby, pretty baby
NRA I’ll disavow
Hey, baby, oh baby, pretty baby
NRA we’ll disavow

Parkland kids are strong, there is no doubt
Gun lobby knows what I’m talkin’ bout

It ain’t funny, we’ll go far
Gonna take all your guns we gonna raise the bar

Take it slow, not very bold
The big gun lobby, knows how I roll
Oh yeah, oh yeah, ah, ah, ah
Oh yeah, oh yeah, ah, ah, ah
Should I go or should I stay
I’m gonna blow your brains out, hear what I say
To you humans all across the land
One day you die, it’s all part of the plan
Ah ah, ah ah, ah ah, ah ah, ah ah, ah ah, ahhh.
Ah, yeah! 

Black Dog
Led Zeppelin

Hey hey mama said the way you move
Gonna make you sweat, gonna make you groove

Ah, ah, child, way you shake that thing
Gonna make you burn, gonna make you sting.

Hey hey baby when you walk that way
Watch your honey drip, can't keep away

Oh yeah, oh yeah, oh, ah, ah
Oh yeah, oh yeah, oh, ah, ah.

I gotta roll, can't stand still
Got a flamin' heart, can't get my fill

Eyes that shine, burnin' red
Dreams of you all through my head

Ah ah, ah ah, ah ah, ah ah, ah ah, ah ah, ahhh

Hey, baby, whoa baby, pretty baby
Darlin' makes 'em do me now
Hey, baby, oh baby, pretty baby
Move me like you're doin' now

Didn't take too long 'fore I found out
What people mean by down and out

Spent my money, took my car
Started tellin' her friends she gonna be a star

I don't know, but I been told
A big-legged woman ain't got no soul
Oh yeah, oh yeah, ah, ah, ah
Oh yeah, oh yeah, ah, ah, ah
All I ask for when I pray
A steady rollin' woman won't come my way
Need a woman gonna hold my hand
Tell me no lies, make me a happy man
Ah ah, ah ah, ah ah, ah ah, ah ah, ah ah, ahhh.
Ah, yeah!

 

Led Zeppelin oriented concerts:

3-25-95, Robert Plant & Jimmy Page, Civic Arena, Pittsburgh, PA

6-28-00, Jimmy Page & The Black Crowes, Post-Gazette Pavilion, Burgettstown, PA

Please do not share this information with David Hogg, Marjorie Taylor Greene (R-GA), employees of Hog Dog Winery, the Pig Bar faithful, Jerry Seinfeld and/or anyone who owns a cigar store Indian.