Tuesday, January 12, 2021

#12. K*ll The Kneelers

This blog entry does not condone physical violence in any way, shape, or form.  The song is merely a curiously worded parody.

Fact: I am 50 years old.

Fact: I've personally attended somewhere between 175 - 200 Steelers football games.

Fact:  I am NOT what you'd consider "friends or family" of the Pittsburgh Steelers organization.  That was the criteria/description/definition for the "chosen ones" who were permitted inside the stadium amidst the heightened Covid pandemic restrictions.  Regardless, it was a tremendous privilege to witness Sunday night's devastating wildcard loss to the Browns.  And believe me, it was WILD.  Perhaps not as wild as the insurrection in Washington D.C., but wild nonetheless.  Totally wild... as in dead silent.

Still, I would like to express my gratitude for the ticket.  Rest assured the giftor shall not be named.  Oh what the hell!  It was Steelers minority owner Thomas Tull.  My fellow 50 year old billionaire buddy.


 

In other news, the FBI just issued a dire warning for a potential "dominipede" in all 50 state Capitols on January 20, 2021.  Of course, they only have the courage to refer to it as "possible armed political protests."  But that's neither here nor there.  An honest admission --- up until June of 2020, I never really envisioned the notion of the artificially generated stampedes in a political construct.  That suddenly changed the day of the Trump bible photo-op in Lafeyette Square.  Now I see it all too clearly.

Anyhoodles, it was an honor to witness the most devastating loss since the 1994 AFC Championship game against the San Diego Chargers (17-13).

Dedicated to Thomas Tull.


 
“Kill the Kneelers” Fight Song (2020 version)
sonofsaf

Da-Da-Da-Da-Ta-Da - Discharge!
All the G-O-P still lives in a dream,
They hate the football kneelers.
Goodell and the owners will protect the shield.
Go out and kill the kneelers.

Bill Barr and Bolton, and Bannon and Flynn,
 All hate the football kneelers.
Please just keep the cash incoming,
And know those kneelers will soon be bumming
 
Mike Pence, Mike Pence, retweet Trumpy, disinfect and sell.
Mike Pence, Mike Pence, tell those kneelers all to go to hell!
Veto, Veto, don’t you know it’s just another scheme
He tweets from day to day, even though it seems so gay
Retweet for me, and make the kneelers pay!

All the G-O-P still lives in a dream
They hate the football kneelers.
Winning’s the purpose, to make others scream
 Go out and kill the kneelers!

Hannity and Fox News, they put on a show,
and so does Jared Kushner,
Please just keep the cash incoming,
And know those kneelers will soon be bumming.
 
Nonsense, Nonsense, use that twitter weapon unconcealed!
Nonsense, Nonsense, just more and more straight outta the left field!
Gorka, Gorka, can you believe Sebastian’s his first name?

Our country is so great, when you always take the bait
Til then, we must, Keep America Great.  Hey!
Da-Da-Da-Da-Ta-Da - Discharge!

 

Pittsburgh Steelers Fight Song (70’s version)
Jimmy Pol’s (Jimmy Psilhoulis)

Da-Da-Da-Da-Ta-Da - Charge!
We're from the town with that great football team,
We cheer the Pittsburgh Steelers.
Chuck Noll and all his friends are all on the field.
Go out and get them Steelers.

Bradshaw, and Rocky, and Franco and Lynn,
We love you Pittsburgh Steelers.
It's been many years in coming,
just keep that Steelers machinery humming

Defense, Defense, make them scramble, intercept that ball.
Defense, Defense, keeps the Steelers always best of all!
Mean Joe, Mean Joe, do your thing against the other team,
You start from year to year, we're so glad you play here,
Now join with me, and sing the Steelers cheer-er-ER!

We're from the town with that great football team,
We cheer the Pittsburgh Steelers.
Winning's a habit, not only a dream,
Go out and get them Steelers!

Gerela's Gorrilas are here for the show,
and so is Franco's Army,
It's been many years in coming,
just keep that Steelers machinery humming.

Offense, Offense, take that football whole way up the field!
Offense, Offense, let's score and score and never ever yield!
Franco, Franco, can you believe we have a running game?

The Steelers are so great, and so hard to overrate,
Good things, will come, to those who work and wait.
Da-Da-Da-Da-Ta-Da - Charge!

Do not share this information with Thomas Tull, Steelers ownership/management, members of the Republican Party, Sean Hannity, Jared Kushner, Sebastian Gorka, Vice President Mike Pence, United States President Donald Trump, William Barr, John Bolton, Steve Bannon, Mike Flynn, and/or NFL Commissioner Roger Goodell.


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