#7. That Blunt's A Cunt

As far as I'm concerned, there are three different types of blunts.  One of them is the classic doobie.  Just an aside, it seems like the pandemic has resulted in a major resurgence of the "pinner doobie" phenomenon.  Less passing, more grassing.  Merely an observation.

 

Another blunt is #47 Mel Blount, the legendary, Hall of Fame cornerback of the Pittsburgh Steelers.  

And then there's this Midwestern douchebag... U.S. Senator Roy Blunt (R-MO).

Blunt, along with about a dozen U.S. Senators, was one of the original advocates for overturning the 2020 presidential election.  Following the Capitol riot, sensing the political winds had seismically shifted... he backed down.  Such courage and bravery.

I'm calling for Roy Blunt to immediately resign.  But not for perpetuating Trump's lies about election fraud.  He should vacate his office because he lied about his gender.  Blunt does not possess male genitalia.  He is, in fact, a she.  This song is all the evidence required.  Roy Blunt's a cunt!

 

Dedicated to U.S. Senator Roy Blunt (R-MO).

That Blunt’s A Cunt
sonofsaf

When you smell like a pussy behave like a wussy
And it's p.c.
Chicken of the sea, eatin’ just for me
Say can you see
You think I smell like wet turds, it sounds rather curt
And it don’t sound like something fun
Gotta get it off my chest, we got a sayin’ out midwest
Maybe that Blunt’s a cunt

Maybe that Blunt’s a cunt
Cuz when you show us your buns
Blow a fart, and then you say it’s an affront
Maybe that Blunt’s a cunt

Well there’s Christmas reason for your Wheeling feeling
And that’s my dong
I guess I've played the role fuckin’ my asshole
Big and long
Well I've been sucking on your dome ’til the crack of dawn
While you’ve been shittin’ the diarrhea runs
Now you know you think I’m queer and never drink a beer
Maybe that Blunt’s a cunt

Maybe that Blunt’s a cunt
Cuz when you show us your buns
Blow a fart, and then you say it’s an affront
Maybe that Blunt’s a cunt

Maybe that Blunt’s a cunt
Cuz when you show us your buns
Blow a fart, and then you say it’s an affront
Maybe that Blunt’s a cunt

That Dog Don’t Hunt
Waylon Jennings

Well you think that you can lie and tell me alibis
And it's alright
Keep the grapevine line working overtime
On your late nights
You think you can say some words, take away the hurt
And I'll still be your number one
But when it ain't working out we got a saying down South
Baby that dog won't hunt

Baby that dog won't hunt
So you can hang up your guns
Break my heart and then you want a new start
Baby that dog won't hunt

Well it's been open season on your double dealing
And it's so wrong
I guess I've been a fool playing by the rules
For too long
Well I've been sitting here at home with the porch light on
While you've been chasing everything that runs
Let me put this in your ear and make it be so clear
Baby that dog won't hunt

Baby that dog won't hunt
So you can hang up your guns
Break my heart and then you want a new start
Baby that dog won't hunt

Baby that dog won't hunt
So you can hang up your guns
Break my heart and then you want a new start
Baby that dog won't hunt

Waylon Jennings concerts:

I may have seen Waylon Jennings perform at Jamboree in the Hills in Morristown, OH during the 1990's.  But I honestly don't know.

Do not share this information with Steelers cornerback Mel Blount, United States President Donald Trump and/or U.S. Senator Roy Blunt (R-MO).