#1. Noem Sweet Noem

OMG!  Did you see what the Orange Prolapse tweeted about Republican South Dakota Senator John Thune?  

Trump called him a RINO (Republican in name only).  How dare he!  He even had the temerity to insinuate that Thune doesn’t provide “strong leadership.”  

Is there no shame?  What’s next?  Will he label Thune a bad goon?  A wrinkled prune?  For the love of dog, will it ever end?

So it would appear that Trump wants Thune primaried in 2022.  By none other than their own governor... Kristi Noem!  Just look at that reassuring smile.  Though you gotta admit, Trump's always had a vested interest in the South Dakota political dynamic.

Hey, you wanna know something?  I happen to like Noems.  They remind me of Pittsburgh Pirates owner Bob Nutting.  Gargoyles and sprites as well.  I happen to enjoy the presence of stuff deemed whimsical and demonic.  But leprechauns?  Uh, not quite.  I find them predictably loathsome.    

Dedicated to Trump’s midwest gov-crush… Kristi Noem (R-SD).  I hope Jon Thune primaries her mammaries.  #WinWithThune

Noem Sweet Noem
sonofsaf

You know she’s a squirter
Doesn’t fart I’m told
She made an anal creampie
Cause she didn’t know which hole

Uses her overbite
It doesn't mean she knows right from wrong

Needing that dick 'cause she loves to lick
The big black dong

Come and smell her farts
Let her touch your bone
don’t start a fight
she’s begging for some

Cumshot dumpster loads
She is not gay
She is not gay
Noem sweet Noem

Far right Far right
She is not gay
She is not gay
Noem sweet Noem

You know that she’s clean
Has plenty hemorrhoid cream
Moderna, Pfizerred up
With the vaccine

Her cunt’s a wide open fuck
For big black cocks to seed
Just one time I'll take it to a
far extreme

She is not gay
She is not gay
Noem sweet Noem
Far right far right

She is not gay
She likes to pee
Noem sweet Noem
Noem sweet Noem
Noem sweet Noem
Noem sweet Noem

She is not gay
She is not gay
Noem sweet Noem
Yeah yeah

She is not gay
She likes to pee
Noem sweet Noem

Home Sweet Home
Motley Crue

You know I'm a dreamer
But my heart's of gold
I had to run away high
So I wouldn't come home low

Just when things went right
It doesn't mean they were always wrong
Just take this song and you'll never feel
Left all alone

Take me to your heart
Feel me in your bones
Just one more night
And I'm comin' off this

Long and winding road
I'm on my way
I'm on my way
Home sweet home

Tonight tonight
I'm on my way
I'm on my way
Home sweet home

You know that I've seen
Too many romantic dreams
Up in lights, fallin' off
The silver screen

My heart's like an open book
For the whole world to read
Sometimes nothing keeps me together
At the seams

I'm on my way
I'm on my way
Home sweet home
Tonight tonight

I'm on my way
Just set me free
Home sweet home
Home sweet home
Home sweet home
Home sweet home

I'm on my way
I'm on my way
Home sweet home
Yeah yeah

I'm on my way
Just set me free
Home sweet home

 

 

 

Missing ticket stubs:

7-26-87, Buckeye Lake Music Center, Thornville, OH

9-2-12, First Niagara Pavilion, Burgettstown, PA

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